> tfw you get a big blob fo earwax out of your ear
>tfw you pull out a long, thick booger from deep in your sinus
>tfw you snort a ton of snot and hork it back into your mouth then spit it out
>>28791665
>Tfw you eat it right afterwards
>that feel when you push out a long snaking turd
>tfw you pull a long, stretchy strand of semen out of your penis after fapping
>>28792309
>That feel when you push out one so thick it gives you a boner
can someone provide sauce for the op
>>28791665
Satisfying, isn't it?
Was it about the size of a green pea?
I used to dig around in there with Q-tips and even toothpicks when I was younger, used peroxide. I had some troubles around age 21, and I finally figured out that just persistent flushing with very warm water works best. You have to test it as if you're about to feed a baby though, you don't want almost-boiling water in there, or even hot water, just VERY WARM, that dislodges what ails ya.
I thought of something nice for r9k about getting older: earwax buildup isn't as much of a problem anymore. got-damn, this thread is gross.
>>28793131
yes it was vwry big originalo
>tfw getting your ears cleaned out with water pressure by a doctor