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Parliament of /r9k/ 3.0
Wiki:
http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Parliament_of_/r9k/_2_Wikia
IRC:
#parliamentofr9k on Rizon IRC.
>I'm new, what should I do?
http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Guide_for_newfags

Anyone who hasn't already should reclaim their seats and add themselves to the list of memebers.
The bill about bulding a wall has to be changed so it doesn't trigger the spam filter, or we'll have to link to the wiki when voting on it today.
Also, there's a new template for the seat graph, so make sure to redownload it if you ever plan to make a seat graph.
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>>28791027
Ohayou everywan!
original greeting
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Member of the SS reporting in.
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Ohayou!
Hope everyone is having a good day today.
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Should we make a new compass for all the parties?
Pic related, old compass.
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Friendly reminder that if you like anime youre autistic
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>>28791349
Yeah that'd be nice to have on the wiki
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Ohayou everywan!

Lets ganbare today!

I hope everywan has a nice day!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mkiGMtbrPM
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Pic related is your average 2D member
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>>28791027
Servant of Islam reporting in
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>>28791349
>>28791490
Ok, we need to decide how we are going to rate the parties, and how each one stacks up.
Here's a list of all parties to help with that:
2D
3D
Anime Sucks
Common Sense Party
Cuteposters United
Cyber Party
Cyborg Federation
Edgelords
Frontiersmen
Heavy Sleepers Union
Homolust
Niceposter Fulcrum
Normies
REE
Special Snowflakes Party
Western Wojak Party
Wizard's Guild
Cyber Party
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>>28791592
Well I think the normie - robot and edgy to not edgy is a good scale.
Let's start with normie - robot
in order from most normal to most robotic
normies
common sense
frontiersmen
3D
Anime sucks
cyborgs
niceposter fulcrum
homos
Special snowflakes
cyber
sleepers
west wojak
edgelords
cuteposters
2D
Wizards
REE

Thoughts?
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>>28791745
Snowflakes are a bit more robotic, and I don't think that REE is more robotic than 2D.
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>>28791592
How about we give both axis values from -50 to 50 (-50 being Normie on the x-axis and Not Edgy on the y-axis) and then every memeber of a party gives both their proposed values for Edgyness and Robotness and in the end we calculate the averages of each party.

Also I could not help but notice, that >>28791535 (Dat Boi)
aswell as myself: >>28791171 infringed the "Parliament Loves Memes Bill".
What now? Are we being whipped?
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>>28791796
I don't even think that all parties will show up today, so that isn't a good idea.
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>>28791787
I put REE all the way at that end because of their intense hatred of any and all things normie.
I think ree should be closer to 2d though and the wizards are the most robotic.
maybe move the snowflakes next to the wojak party?
>>28791796
>Are we being whipped?
You are now a meme. A fate worse than death. Suffer for eternity on imageboards for underage polynesian sweatshop workers
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>>28791863
Ok yea the partys deciding themselfes is probably too utopic, but what if we would let everybody showing up today vote for every party? What do you think about the idea of just using two scales and then calculating the averages? I think a system like this: >>28791745 is kind of hard to turn into the kompass, especially because it doesn't give you the "distance" of Robothood/Edgyness between two partys.
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I don't think anyone other than a voted member of each party should be able to place their party on the scale.
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>>28792011
We can try that.
I hope that people will write their lists in a way that is regular and consistent.
something like this
party(robotness,edgeness)
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Starting a new party. This party is for you if you hate black "people". Our goal is to register MPs by race. We will pass a bill requiring all MPs to post a picture of their hand to make sure they arent niggers. All blacks will not be allowed to vote.
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>>28792039
top kek
welcome to the parliament
>>28792011
I think that's a good idea hopefully parties can come to an agreement among themselves
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le rate
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>>28792172
>no nigger haters
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Seeing as I'm a newfag, I don't know the parties or their memebers too well. My ratings are based mainly on the wiki pages, and to some extent this thread and the parliament thread from yesterday. In some cases, where information has been lacking, ratings have been based upon the name of the party in question. The "?" simply mean that I don't know quite where to place them on the scale.

2D (40, 10)
3D (?, ?) - Is this even a party? I can't find it on the wiki, nor have I seen any memebers post in the thread so far. Besides noone would /really/ support 3D, now would they?
Anime Sucks (-40?, 20)
Common Sense Party (-20, -40)
Cuteposters United (40, -20)
Cyber Party (-10, ?)
Cyborg Federation (0, 10)
Edgelords (10, 50)
Frontiersmen (-20, -10)
Heavy Sleepers Union (15, 0)
Homolust (10, 25)
Niceposter Fulcrum (?, -30)
Normies (-50, -50)
REE (45, 30)
Special Snowflakes Party (15, -10)
Western Wojak Party (?, ?)
Wizard's Guild (50, ?)

What are your thoughts, fellow memebers of parliament?
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>>28792652
>>28792200
Nigger Haters (?, -30)

Seeing as you just formed, it's impossible to rate your normieness. I'm not quite sure how edgy hating on black people is considered to be though, so I might be way off there as well...
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>>28792652

>Besides noone would /really/ support 3D, now would they?

Literally a cuck party.
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I'm here.

oregano
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>>28791027
newfag joining in.

le bleux
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>>28792652
I tried filling in the blanks:
2D (40, 10)
3D (-45, -30)
Anime Sucks (-40, 20)
Common Sense Party (-20, -40)
Cuteposters United (40, -20)
Cyber Party (-10, 0)
Cyborg Federation (0, 10)
Edgelords (10, 50)
Frontiersmen (-20, -10)
Heavy Sleepers Union (15, 0)
Homolust (10, 25)
Niceposter Fulcrum (35, -30)
Normies (-50, -50)
REE (45, 30)
Special Snowflakes Party (15, -10)
Western Wojak Party (10, 5)
Wizard's Guild (50, 30)

I'm going to experiment with svg, maybe I can try to automatize this to some extent or something.
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Reforming GE just to laugh at the Nigger Haters.
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>>28793010
Nigger detected


Bopp
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Woah what the fuck there were like 3 members of the Lone Wolf Party
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>>28793035
Nah m8, glorious Anglo Australian.

>>28793037
Kinda defeats the purpose, eh mate?
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>>28793059
Post a picture of your hand abbo nig nog
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Here's a question, which party is the most cucked party?
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>>28793059
>Literally a petrol sniffer
>Taking the piss out of anyone.

Which one is the party that supports free distribution of lewd?

>>28793083
>Abbo
>Nigger

At least be accurate you redneck fuck. Caeser was a literal homosexual like all Romans
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>>28793083
That feel when your phone camera takes photos too large for 4chan.

Noice.

>>28793115
Whichever one Leng is in. Was that a trick question?

>>28793132
Not 2D. They literally outlawed 3D waifus.
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>>28793132
butthurt nog detected
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>>28792962
Which part do you want to automatize? The reading in of the values? The calculation? Or the Creation of the pic? Because Excel/Calc gives you some kinda usefull funktions for doing the calculations. I'd do it if you want.
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noone but Bano and me are in the IRC channel. I think its a good idea to get all the parties in, we could discuss upcomign bills and debate stuff there

>irc.rizon.net

>/join #parliamentofr9k
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>>28793214
I hate excel with passion.
I'm messiing arround with svg now.
It's plain text, so it's pretty easy to edit.
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>>28793197
>A finn
>Thinking he has an opinion
Didn't you spend all the war getting your ring stamped by Ivan, Hans and Nigel?

>>28793189
>Leng

That'd better not be fucking Kai Leng Mr Opel, I've still got his deets stored somewhere.

>No 3D.
what about my vidya waifus you fucking cuckold pieces of shit.
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>>28793256
He's still around.

All non 2d womens. All of them.
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ayy lmao what did I miss
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Is the earth liberalization front still active? Seems like the one I'd be interested in most.
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daily reminder to not be degenerate and to be moral
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>>28793189
>They literally outlawed 3D waifus.

Who cares about 3DPD waifus being outlawed? It's not like anyone would want one anyways.
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>>28793324
>Vidya

Great job you fucking faggots.
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>tfw not even finnish
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Memeber reporting in.
>>28792172
I fail to see why Normies and Common sense would be slightly into edgy territory; they should be slightly in the opposite direction in not-edgy. In our modern world, Frontiersmen would considered edgy so maybe move it up. Anime Sucks and 3D should swap places in terms of edginess. Wizards should be the most robot followed by REE and then 2D. Cuteposters should be moved more to the left (less robot) and Heavy Sleepers slightly to the right (more robot). I think you pegged us SS guys in a good spot.
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Does anyone feel like positioning parties on the compass?
https://my.mixtape.moe/usazab.svg
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>>28793256

>what about my vidya waifus you fucking cuckold pieces of shit.

The "MWGA" bill clearly states banning of 3DPD waifus, 3D video game waifus are fine since they're not disgusting real whores.
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>>28793455
All parties are there, not positioned and not visible, because they're off the "page".
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>>28793189
all waifus should be banned tbqh
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>>28793772
I'm afraid you'll get no traction here with that kind of talk. The robots need waifus to survive.
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>>28793815
I agree with you. Only the more powerful wizards can get by without a waifu.
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>>28793815
They can have 3DPD it would Be less degenerate
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>>28793696
Excuse my ignorance, but what are we going to do with this exactly?
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>>28793865

>3dpd
>not total degeneracy

Okay cuck
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>>28793850
And the occasional cyborg, but the death toll would be catastrophic. It would be like depriving /pol/ of Aryans.

>>28793865
Waifus give them the will to live for long enough to encounter real womens. Though, one does have to ask: should robots reproduce? It seems cruel to bring more things deprived of hearts into the world.
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>>28793815
how about a waifu rehabilitation scheme?
slowly cut off animes hold on robots?
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Introducing the waifu ban bill

This bill will ban all 2D animu waifus in r9k parliament threads

Anyone who posts 2d animu waifus in r9k parliament threads will be disqualified from voting for the duration of that thread
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>>28793957

>Waifus give them the will to live for long enough to encounter real womens
>encounter real women
>implying we want anything to do with whores
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>>28793983
le Seconded
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>>28793960
That...might actually help the robots. Of course, if they kill all the 'roasties' as they plan, it is a moot point.

>>28793983
I have to nay this. The Empire aims to uplift the robots, not destroy them.

>>28793985
That's okay. I imagine the feeling is mutual m8. We can hardly force robots to have souls, we can only provide the means to acquire them.
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>>28793983
You can take my money, my pride, my life, but you will NEVER take my waifu.
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Hey guys, wha'd I miss?
>>28792172
West Wojak is right about where I think it should be. Definitely robot, with a tinge of edge because of >that feel. I like it.
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>>28793983
Seconded
Mmmmmeme
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>>28793871
I'm trying to create a compass.
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Hee am i
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>>28793983
Add it to the docket.
It probably won't pass, considering the amount of waifuists and 2Dfags in this parliament.
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I think I'll make a new party, but to be clear, I need to add it to the wiki and the party list right? How do I do that?
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>>28792172
I thnk wizards are even more robot then us, butwe would be next after. I am pretty happy with the graph though
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>>28794215
Just make a trip, I'm going to add you to the list.
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>>28794215
Make an account, when you're logged in it will show edit buttons. Good luck friendo.
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>>28794218
>>28794247
Both of these are by me forgot to get into tripfag, I keep doing that sorry guis.
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>>28793983
Nah

oregano
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>>28793983
No fucking way, ALL REE MEMBERS VOTE AGAINST THIS NORMIE BILL.
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Lets be fair, a bill is a bill, it should be voted on regardless of what it is, its fair that way.
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General question: Can old bills be revised by newer ones?
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>>28794307
Of course. No one is saying that we can't vote on it.
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>>28794331
Yes. For example if the waifu ban bill passes, the waifu protection act will be void.
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>>28794337

I meant it as more of a way everyone was being negative of it. I didn't mean to imply we weren't going to vote on it.

I HAVE A HEADACHE AND CAN'T THINKSTRAIGHTLEAVEMELAONE
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>>28794371
feel better wanon
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>>28794371
We're allowed to be negative. We aren't going to coddle everyone that has a bill. If someone makes a bill and then gets assblasted that we don't like it they can fuck off. I'm sure you know who I'm talking about who already did that also take some ibuprofen my dude
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>>28794371
>>28794389
>>28794423
You're going to make sure all of 2D votes against this normie bill right? >>28793983
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>>28794457

Of course.

Nobody can take away my precious Makoto.
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>>28794457
No memeber of 2D would vote in favor of such a vile motion.
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>>28794457
Depends what the individual members want but it's very likely everyone in the [2D] party is against it.
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>>28794491
>>28794483
>member
ITS SUPPOSED TO BE MEMEBERS, REMEMBER?
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>anime circle jerk
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>>28794545
PLEASE DON'T SPANK ME! I'M SORRY!!!!
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>>28794559
I'm sorry, its regulation. Present your cheeks.
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>>28794559
You're going to have to repent. It has to be done. 5 spanks for you.
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>>28794619

Wew, thats lewd.
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>>28794591
>>28794591
b-be gentle

original comment please do not steal it or you will be fined 45 GBP
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>>28794619
Your 2D gave me a boner thanks famalam
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>>28794647
god damnit i keep forgetting to go back to tripfagging
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It is finished
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>>28794732
h-how do I add it to the Parties page?
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On mobile right now and wikia is not liking me
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>>28794813
Fuck, retrying with tripcode properly spaced
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>>28794619
>>28794639
I meant to reply to you too. Don't think I forgot about my fellow part memeber.
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>>28794813
Forgot the space the first time :/
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>>28794843
It's ok P.
I know it was rough but it's over now. Just try not to break the law again. We do what's best for every memeber of parliament.
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>some of my family came over to visit
REEEE
They managed to piss me off instantly. I don't even want to leave my room now.

I'm sorry for a blogpost, but I'm pissed and I can't even focus on anything right now.
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>>28794854
You just broke our Anti-Normie Bill of 2015+1
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>>28794929

Start playing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=er416Ad3R1g

At full volume on repeat.
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>>28794799
I added you to the memeber list, and created a party page for you, you just need to fill it.
Here's the page:
http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/NLC
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>>28794962
Nah, I'll try to stay quiet and pretend I don't exist.
They have seen me because I was washing dishes when they came, but I hope they will ignore me now.
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>>28794992
Fuck, I wrote NLC instead of NLP, I need to fix it.
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>>28795022
>>28794992
Thank you for the help, but link related
http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/National_Loli_Party
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>>28794854
And 5 spanks for you.
No emotes outside the accepted list.
>.<
;_;
:3
"-_-
(^_^)
(>^^)>
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>>28795085
Can we add :v to the list?
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>>28795085
That is incredibly lewd. Please contain yourself this is a place of business.
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>>28795047
Oh, okay.
orriginal
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>>28795104
No. The bill is perfect the way it is.
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>>28795111
I'll contain myself for those digits
>>28795104
I think that would have to be voted on as an amendment to the Anti-Normie bill of 2015+1
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>>28795142
>I think that would have to be voted on as an amendment to the Anti-Normie bill of 2015+1
Too much hassle. Forget it.
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New anon of the 2d reporting in
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>>28795184
Add yourself to the list of memebers.
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Shilling for the CSP.

http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Common_Sense_Party#

We believe that Asian Moot can do nothing about the normie infestation so we must learn to live in unity with them.

Common sense is not so common these days so join our ranks if you wish to spread common sense!
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>>28795208
oh man I never used wikia. Oh well time to figure out that inigma.
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>I removed the 2/3 bill because it had a banned emoticon
:3
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>>28795298
>We believe that Asian Moot can do nothing about the normie infestation so we must learn to live in unity with them.
>live in unity with normies

Please get out. We don't take kindly to normie lovers here.
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>>28795310

Shot(a)s fired.
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>>28795298
>Living in unity with the normies
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I'm going to take care of the voting today.
Do you want to vote now or later?
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>>28795298
Now that you've shown your colors I think everyone can agree that the CSP is a menace to parliament.
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>>28795383

I haven't seen any other parties post for a while, if we do it now it will be a washout.
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>>28795383
I think we should wait a bit, there are a lot of memebers that are normally here that aren't right now.
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>>28795383
>>28795383
I'm ready for my first vote, as founder, and leader of the National Loli Party
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I think when we do decide to vote we hould do a roll call and make sure we have enough voters, and perhaps a minimum of (3-4?) parties being represented.
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theres literally nothing wrong with being a normie
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>>28795513
No, counting votes and having a minimum requirement is faster and takes less work.
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>>28795532
weak b8 m8 tri harder nxt tiem
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>>28795404
Menace they may be, but like it or not they give fair representation to the normie scum elements currently on /r9k/. We'll just have to be civil with them. They've shown themselves to actually believe in their normie garbage ideas so you can't object to their sincerity at least.
>>28795532
Wrong and right are relative. Let it be known in no uncertain terms that you normies are not welcome here. Be glad I choose to be civil - others would hardly be so kind.
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>>28795424
>>28795412
Alright, I'll wait.
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>>28795563
Looks like the Special Snowflakes is now on the list of menaces to /r9k/ parliament. You're working to destroy /r9k/.

Being civil and not hostile to them will just make us end up overrun with normies because we're just being civil and not chasing them out.
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>>28795563
thats fair
original communication
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>>28795616
Don't get me wrong. I'd vote them out if there was a bill, but there's no way to enforce it. Inflaming tensions helps no one.
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>>28795404
The CSP has always been open about our beliefs in a harmonious /r9k/ where Robots, Cyborgs, and Normies indulged in the expression of feels.

>>28795563
The SS sounds like a party of common sense. We should form a coalition.

>>28795616
>implying the backlash of butthurt won't make them stay

Your cries of "Reee" have done nothing to solve this problem.
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>>28795715
It helps when they leave once they know they aren't welcome. We don't have to deal with """inflamed tensions""" if they're gone.
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*runs into the room gasping for air*
Am I too late?
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thanks who ever added me i was trying to use a phone to do it.(does not have a contribute button on phone)
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>>28795793
You're just in time senpai
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>>28795616
>>28795715
>>28795725
>>28795760
So, basically why not create asset of "Nuremberg law" type votes, that effectively cast out the Normies from the parliament? That would make all votes by then null and void, they would be counted as spam, with clear direction to filter them?
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>>28795834
*Sighs in relief*
Good to hear!

Euhm, any voting going on?
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>>28795725
I'm sorry, but I'll have to decline. I cannot in good conscience ally myself with those seek the interests of normies or even of cyborgs for that matter on a robot-centric board. You do not know the robot's feels nor can you ever. I want nothing of it (your feels).
>>28795760
I will loyally comply with the course of action decided by the majority even if that involves every memeber having to REE everytime a normie memeber posts.
>>28795847
I've been toying with the idea, but I feel that is something REE should spearhead given their ideology.
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>>28795868

Soon, maybe an hour or so.
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>>28795847
How do we determine if somebody is a normie or not though? I highly question this proposals implementability.
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Shalom all.
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What is cracking today my fellow memebers?


>>28796048
Shoo! filthy jew.
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>>28796022
Typical normie behavior, but I would say first it's for banning the normie parties in parliament so they don't get a foothold. After removing them, it should be fine
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>>28796060
Don't worry anon, tis' but a ruse. Are you ready for the race war?
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>>28796022
A common starting point for being a robot is having KV status. This is parliament so we actually engage in meta-discussion. So far Anime Sucks has shown to be very hostile to members of 2D who are most assuredly robots. Those who push for inclusiveness and egalitarianism for all including non-robots are display "normie" attitudes as well. I really don't want to have to take a hard-line position, but it comes with the territory because of 2D's clout and power projection in both being able to pressure smaller parties and at getting bills passed.
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>>28796087
Always my dear friend. Always.
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I find nothing about about Western Wojak either in the wiki or searching the archives.

What the hell are they and why do they have three members?
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Did anyone else here notice how absolutely [PROBLEMATIC] the reCAPTCHA system is? They force robots to deny themselfes at EVERY POST.

THEY ARE MOCKING US.

I think we as a parliament should intervene at this major injustice.
Maybe send angry e-mails?
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>>28796461
They didn't make a page.
I don't know much about them.
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>>28796501
Settings > quoting & replying > legacy captcha
It's not a problem, only people who aren't aware of this don't use the old captcha.
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>>28796560
>
Testing. Oh my it actually works!
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Why aren't we in parliament?
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>>28796501
Kid, just use legacy captcha!
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>>28796560
I AM FREE.

Most origninal.
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>>28796588
>tripcode in options
>not using the tripcode masking custom CSS
At least you got the captcha part right.

>>28796604
No problem. It's weird that there are people who still haven't figured it out.
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>>28796626
You'd be surprised. There are a large number who still don't use the Tomorrow theme.
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>>28796727
I use the original yotsuba theme. I really like it.
I don't have a problem with bright colors on the page.
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>>28796727
>Tomorrow theme.
Special Snowflakes confirmed for cancer party.
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>>28796770
I actually use a custom CSS.
>>28796770
Unmask yourself, anonymous. Memebers need to identify themselves!
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>>28796794
>Memebers need to identify themselves!
I'm just a newfag looking for a party still.
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I am proposing a bill

The normie separation bill will require all normies to join a left party (in this graph >>28792172). If there are normies in a robot party they are required to shift themselves to a normie party. If this is not done they will be killed slower in the beta uprising then most normies.
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>>28796851
You can be independent until you decide (^_^)
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>>28796851
If you want normies off of r9k then join REE my friend. For the list of parties go here.

http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Parliament_of_/r9k/_2_Wikia
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>>28796851
http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Parties
This list should have most parties in it, only some of the parties don't have a page.
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>>28791535
<no acne
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>>28796896
>>28796924
I appreciate the help, but I can read the OP.
I just suck at making decisions.
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>>28796727
>tomorrow theme
B A S E D
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How do we keep /r9k/ only for robots and memes and throw out all normieshit (except for ironic normie meme-posting of course)?
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>>28796626
Just realized my mistake, what's the tripcode mask?
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Join nigger haters today. This party is for you if you hate black "people". Our goal is to register MPs by race. We will pass a bill requiring all MPs to post a picture of their hand to make sure they arent niggers. All blacks will not be allowed to vote.
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>>28796752
judging by the glow of the screen, noone will ever know if you are browsing 4chan or jerking off to hardcore hentai
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I use Yotsuba too, only because I autistically clear my cache every 30mins.
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>>28797016
Just add this to custom CSS:

input[name=name]{
background-color: #000000;
color: #000000;
}

Keep in mind that custom CSS for the threads and the catalog is separate, but this works for both. You just have to add it to both if you want to be fully protected.

>>28797070
Nice banter. I keep my lights (try staring at a glowing screen when you wear glasses, it's annoying) on at night, so that isn't a problem for me.
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>>28797102
That's called good opsec.
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so when are we gonna start voting on shit
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>>28797136

Thanks anon, I'm glad I have good opsec then.
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Okay, should I start the voting session now?
There's more active people than earlier.
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>>28797230
start it now
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>>28797254

>3d shit

What a kek
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>>28797270

She is super cute though.
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>>28797270
umad

origeno post
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>>28797254
Why isn't there a cuck board for people like you?

>>28797288
3DPD isn't cute at all.
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>>28797288
Yes she is a QT
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>>28797288

>3d
>cute

>>28797297

Disgusting
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>>28797298
There was /tv/ but then they started banning waifuposters
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>>28797324

>3d
>waifu

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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>>28797306
Absolutely grotesque
origami
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>>28796867
WHY ISN'T ANYONE RESPONDING TO MY BILL REEEEE
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>>28797336
sorry, w**fuposters
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>>28797354

Put it on the legislation.

>>28797355

Good boy.
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>>28797354
Add it to the docket, senpai.
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>>28797324

Damn that pic is so cute. That look on her face....
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>>28797355
Even if you censor it, you still say waifu, and 3DPD can't be a waifu. You should at least use some other term to describe that disgusting pig you feel emotionally attached to.
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>>28797395
3DPD are w**fus

>>28797388
shes looking qt this season too
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>>28797437

>3DPD are w**fus

Now you're just tempting fate.
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>>28797412
Its Elliot Rodger you dumb fucking normie
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>>28795456
Joined.
Lolicons have to look out for other lolicons.
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>>28797459
I am telling the truth :)
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>>28797254
Okay, the voting session starts right now.

The first bill for today:
>Waifu Ban Bill
>Proposed by: May [Moralist Conservative Party] !!GjqLpOpGXpf

This bill will ban all 2D animu waifus in r9k parliament threads

Anyone who posts 2d animu waifus in r9k parliament threads will be disqualified from voting for the duration of that thread

Seconded by: Bangers [Anime Sucks] !IDkRmAdRqM & Caesar[Nigger Haters] !!vJXa2ciLwcB

The voting time is 10 minutes.
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>>28797395

It should be noted, that the concept of her character is still fictional and not an object in the third dimension.

People are not drooling over Sophie Turner, but Sansa Stark, a fictional character.

Sophie Tuner is just some slut, but Sansa Stark is hnggghhhh.
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>>28797493

Nay.

Dumb bill.
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>>28797493
Aye


Pqpqpq
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>>28797493
Your thread a shit

Get fucked nerds
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>>28797493
Yay

>>28797494
Sophie Turner is qt as well but Sansa is QTer
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>>28797493
Yay
original yay
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>>28797361
>>28797387
Ok but i dunno how to do all the font stuff
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>>28797463
That's a cute loli.
You guys seem like a party that could join a coalition with 2D.

I wanted these parties in that coalition:
2D
Cuteposters
Ree
edgelords
nlp
Homolust

and probably some other parties, but we can't even agree on the name of it.

>>28797494
There is still some physical body attached to you object of attraction.

>>28797493
NAY
It's easy to understand why this bill is very wrong.
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>>28797493
Voting against.
People who hate waifus are normies and deserved to be purged.
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>>28797493
Nay
All normalfag bills should be veto'd by everyone in parliament.
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>>28797388
>>28797437
>that is a 10/10 in bongland
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>>28797493
Nay! 2D waifuposting is a time-honored tradition.
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>>28797493
Nay
original naying
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>>28797478

Cant participate in democracy, must post sansa pics.
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>>28797551

I'll do it for you.

This isn't original
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>>28797493
nay fucking nay fuck this normie bill
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>>28797493
Aye
Trhrhru
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>>28797561
its a 10//10 everywhere...
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>>28797574
Appreciate ya famalamadingdong
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>>28797493
Nay, this bill is needlessly inflammatory and targeted
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>>28797493
Yay anime is for autists
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>>28797493
Nay, of course.
I won't let 3DPD-liking cucks take over our parliament.
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>>28797574

Nevermind somewan did it already.
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>>28797600
Not in here
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>>28797493
Nay.

2D is pure
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>>28797493
Yay if you like anime you have autism
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>>28797646
Dat boi is a shitty meme that only normies would like, appropriate that its the name of the leader of such a normie fucking party.
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>>28797493
Yay. Anime is bad
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>>28797493
nay
super nay to you mate
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>>28797622
Fuck me dude. Fuck
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>tfw the anime sucks party is one guy samefagging with multiple trips because he's butt hurt about waifus
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>>28797493
Aye

Anime is almost as bad as niggers
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>>28797694

Good job NLP-kun
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>>28797700
I was just thinking that.
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>>28797700
>Peeing during sex
Anime lolis need to be purged
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>>28797711
I know to avoid your shitty party now.
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>>28797700
this, parties never grow so fast. It's literally been one day.
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>>28797493
Time's up, friends.
16 votes total:
>10 nay
>6 yay

The bill fails.
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>>28797694
>tfw founder/leader is a dummy who can't even remember his own trip
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What a surprise.

Anti-2D on suicide watch, its over.
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>brainsick anime autists cant comprehend that some people dislike their pedo cartoon scribbles
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FUCKING WEEBS GET OFF MY BOARDREEEEEEEEEE
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>>28797613
Mind if I join your party, too?
I fucking hate anime.
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>>28797780
>>28797786
>>28797792

>normies on full fucking damage control
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I formally propose a new bill that can already be found in the legislative docket.

The Great Normie Compromise changes the votes of normie party memebers to being only 2/3rds as that of a non-normie memeber.

This is a big bill for the future future of /r9k/ parliament. Get the word out!
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