You are all pathetic neet scum..
I'm 19 years old.
I am handsome, smart, athletic and virile.
I have a novel that is in it's final editing stage, and a creative writing professor at my college has read the first draft and thinks it's saleable.
I have a girlfriend who is confident, articulate, playful and spontaneous.
I have a small group of interesting friends from different social and academic backgrounds, and I also have many other acquaintances who see me as a reliable source of humour and good company.
Both my parents are alive and in good health.
I have no regrets.
I have already experienced three existential crises, the latter of which was described as having the depth and profundity of a man twice my age.
I am a passionate lover, a sharp thinker, and a trader of witty repartee.
I am not self-pitying, meek or needlessly humble.
I will live a good life at your expense.
>>28790734
>I will live a good life at your expense.
Implying that anyone on this board contributes to society in a way that could possibly benefit your faggot ass or anyone else.
Laughably bad bait too nigger.
that's neat man.
you forgot
>I am a self indulgent faggot
>>28790734
Thanks dude, a new pasta
newfags will fall for this old bait.
organismus
very well written b8. I'm especially fond of this line:
>I have already experienced three existential crises, the latter of which was described as having the depth and profundity of a man twice my age.
>>28790734
>>28790734
No 'truly great or highly acclaimed novel' besides the writings of Dale Carnegie has ever been made by a normie.
Congratulations on wasting your time.
>>28790734
>I am not self pitying, meek or needlessly humble.
since when are those bad things mate? I like giving myself emotional distress. ^_^
still, nice b8
>>28790734
I'm glad about your novel being so good and all, what with your incorrect use of "it's".
>>28790734
>not going through an existenstial crisis at 9 years old
>plebs
>>28790734
>trader of witty repartee.
this is obviously made up only a neckbeard would type that retarded phrase
>showing his failure of a creative writing teacher his novel
>calling it "salable"
I wish I could see at least one chapter of it, please be real
>>28790734
>i have a novel that is in it's final editing stage
>in it's
>it's
>'
D R O P P E D
>>28790734
So you're one of those persons who has mesmerized a speech about how good their lives are. Doesnt matter how good you life will ever be, you still have the need to prove you're not worthless.
>>28790734
All of that is temporal.
>>28790734
>claims to be smart, successful and popular with the ladies.
>posts on /r9k/
Let me tell you something for free, no successful man would feel the need to mock people on /r9k/ without having something seriously wrong with them in the head.
Enjoy whatever mental illness you struggle with.
>>28790734
what's that thing on his head?
>>28791463
that is his head
Major zozzle.
>>28791363
>>28791100
fucken lost it
irigonalismonado
>>28790867
Absolute kek at this line. This was when my frown turned into laffs. 10/10 OP.
>>28790734
and you post on 4chan?
haha
That haircut is terrible faggot.
>>28790734
You may be all those things but you're still an ass.
2/10 would not switch lives with
>>28790734
Now that's what I call "role playing". But you are still implying that a successful person would go to /r9k/ to brag about their success.
Such wow
>>28790734
>I have a girlfriend who is confident, articulate, playful and spontaneous.
boyfriend would work better, nobody would believe that guy's straight
shit was SO cash
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