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>tfw can't even get a warehouse job

It doesn't even matter what your offence is, they just write you off

How the fuck does society expect you to react to this?
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You're in the criminal life now.
You gotta do smart crimes to survive though.

>How the fuck does society expect you to react to this?
Society doesn't exist.
It is people looking out for their own interests and disregarding those of any others (even if it causes them more harm than good).
You only can lose by respecting society, as it doesn't respect you.
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>>28790556
>You gotta do smart crimes to survive though.
I'm mainly feeling anger, "smart" crimes are not what I feel like doing
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I have a criminal record, but it was over a year ago I was convicted so I no longer have to declare it on applications
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>>28790608
Depends on how serious the offence was
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>>28790429
can't get a job? oh well i guess you don't have a choice but to become an hero bye bye :)
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>>28790627
>an hero
you fucking wish

I'd rather just take the NEETbux YOU supply me with and prepare for the day of reckoning
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>>28790429
what how could they even find that out? don't you americans have any privacy laws?
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>>28790668
UK

Scared me with a DBS check so I declared it
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>>28790643
I'm actually getting NEETbux at the moment. Also I'm sure you'll fuck up whatever "day of reckoning" you're preparing, like most people do
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can't get a job because been NEET for 5 years and they think im criminal
please kill you're self if u have criminal record thanks
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>>28790682
How does it feel to live in a country where you don't have rights? Careful, you might get arrested for criticizing your tyrannical government
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>>28790701
>ow does it feel to live in a country where you don't have rights? Careful, you might get arrested for criticizing your tyrannical government
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>>28790682
So at this point the UK is just a meme, right?
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>>28790429

Hi Poleaboo, weren't you charged with some internet related shit?
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>can't get a job
>no fuckin money
>gotta steal shit
>criminal record
>can't get a job
>gotta steal more
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>>28790723
>letting paedophiles work with children
Why would you want this?
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>>28790429
become a self-employed tiler or something
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>>28790751
For me it was just doing something silly that shouldn't even be illegal but the law decided to punish me as harshly as possible to appease those applying pressure
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>>28790712
>banned knives
>no constitution
>people get arrested over tweets or racist comments on the bus
>OI FACK YOU MATE MY COUNTRYS FREE TOO YOU JUST AN EDGY WANKER
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>>28790668
>don't you americans have any privacy laws?

No.

A pre-employment background check and drug test is generally mandatory.

Criminal record and credit score are included in that.
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>>28790783

Are you going to tell us the story or what?
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>>28790793
>>banned knives
No we haven't, only made it harder for kids to get them to reduce knife crime

>>no constitution
This is a good thing
Yanks treat their constitution like their fucking bible

>>people get arrested over tweets or racist comments on the bus
Hate crime
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>>28790828
>brits are so cucked it's literally illegal for them to hate people
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>>28790819
>final year of uni
>spam facebook pics on /r9k/ of some roastie in my class
>she gets doxxed
>I get arrested for causing her "fear/alarm" which is classed as stalking
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>>28790840
And yet we still less cucked than Americans

>say "nigger" or anything negative about black people
>career dead
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>>28790682
>the UK
TOP KEK

>all of the freedom of europe
and
>all of the socialist equality of america
why even fucking bother lol
best of both worlds, eh?
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>>28790865
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
I HATE NIGGERS

i've got a job interview in 3 hours
yumad?
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>>28790828
>tweets
>hate crime
>muh feels

Britain confirmed for feminized cucks
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>>28790828
>knife crime
it reduced nothing, sorry but life isn't so simple

>not having rights is a good thing
Remember there's more than the second amendment in the US constitution

>freedom of speech is a crime
proof that britbongs are subhuman
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>>28790899
>>28790884
>60% white
I think you're trying to hard
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>>28790931
>implying your country's not turning into the hive of eurabia
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>>28790556
>Tfw society isn't on your side
What a robotic feel
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>>28790429
fuck off polaboo you attention seeking faggot
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>>28790429
If your crime is minor enough you'll be fine. If not pray its not a thievery charge otherwise your forever fucked employment wise even more then the pedos.

Otherwise enjoy the criminal life anon its for life now so get smart or get jailed. Especially if your in the states other places are a bit more forgiving but only to an extent.

Or you can try leaving the country for a new start elsewhere.
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>>28791172
>If your crime is minor enough you'll be fine.
You literally won't
That's the problem
There are no tiers
You're either clean or a crook
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>>28790429
OP, apply to places like Target, UPS, Fedex and shit like that. They don't do background checks for the most part.

Also, what offenses do you have on your record?
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>>28790865
Did you know that 80% of people who commit suicide in the UK are males? That's one of the biggest disparity in the developed world. I wonder why. Probably because instead of treating women and minorities as equals, you worship the ground they walk on and hate yourselves for being "privileged"
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>>28791209
>Target,
Retail is competitive

>UPS, Fedex
I don't have a drivers licence

>what offenses do you have on your record?
Stalking
I'm also currently on bail for the same charge
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>Doesn't get enough attention in /britfeel/ so he has to make a new thread

Poleaboo is a paki faggot who got caught spying on his polish roomates with a camera in the bathroom.

He pretends he did nothing wrong and the police are at fault for "making a big deal out of it"

He's also pretending to be a tranny so the courts will take it easy/have pity on him and maybe not send him to prison. He frequently posts pictures of himself wearing dresses with his massive paki hands and feet.

kill yourself pls.
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>>28791237
Pure speculation, cannot be proven
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>>28791237>>28791261

topkek, why was he trying to spy on them?
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>>28791229
you don't need a driver's license, its a warehouse job. You load or unload trucks.

lol stalking. whew lad.

Just keep applying to places. 10 apps a day. Its a miserable process but thats what you gotta do.
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>>28791268
I've been at this shit for over 8 months, my town has high unemployment

I'm done
I'm at the point now where I'm just making up job application history and collecting my NEETbux
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>>28791266

Because he's a perv and a peeping tom. Was watching them take shits and everything. But he's totally not at fault and it's the polices fault, so he hates the police a lot now :^)
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>>28791295
>>28791266
He posted the pics to /r9k/

It wasn't a sexual thing
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>>28791314
post em

totalyirognal
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>>28791294
apply at the post office in october or november

they get fucking slammed at christmas and need help
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>>28791324
That's certainly the type of job that requires a clean criminal record
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>>28791339
What state do you live in just curious?
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>>28791357
I don't live in the US m8
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>>28790429
Obviously not well.

I think there's 2 solutions:

1. Just kill filthy crims to stop them re-offending when they get out.
2. Keep them imprisoned for life and force them to toil away in menial labour which is all most of them are good for anyway.
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>>28791357
he lives in the heart of Eurabia
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>>28791394
Fuck off normie slime

I will gut you, your brothers, your mother and your sisters
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>>28791370
ahh geez sorry buckeroo didn't realize. British and australian slang is so cool. I'll have to come visit one day
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>>28791394
if they're so unemployable just give them the bux.

it's cheaper than funding a prison stay.
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>>28791430
Just try me, scum.
I'd love an excuse to legally put some rounds into some convict.
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>>28791476
Just look for your sisters pussy, you'll see me in there
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>>28791430
shit man, I'm actually terrified, being gutted with a spoon sounds like a terrible way to go
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>>28790682
It's all EU's fault. Brexit will fix it.
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>>28790429
>get warehouse job
>they ask me for a crim record check
>oh shit, never been asked before
>got over a decade of alcohol related crime, including some pretty serious violence
>still get the job
I guess I was just the right man for the job. I glossed over the record a little but, just said I was young and stupid and running with the wrong people. Which was utter lies because it was me being a loner lunatic fueled up on piss, well into my early 30's. The woman who hired me was like "ok, let's see your record and then we'll decide" I declined, because I had an outstanding warrant in another state and I was worried a crim check would tip them off to where I was. I've later learned unless it's murder or armed rob or something the other states don't give a fuck. It's too expensive to extradite for petty shit. I explained about the outstanding warrant, and they still gave me the fucking job. If they want you bad enough, they'll hire you. It's just like women and Chad, if it's Chad they'll forgive anything. Been there 4 years now and they love me because I'm such a good employee. Sober too, thank God.
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>>28790828
>tweets and racist comments = hate crime
That sounds more like an Orwellian thought-crime.
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>>28791894
It isn't a thought though, you put it out there when you posted it
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Who /criminallycleanbutnotalawabidingcitizen/ here?
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>>28792429
oh boy, what did you do?

Litter? Jaywalk?
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>>28792477
The most /Devilish/ things you can think of.

Better not let the government know.
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