Does a large penis remove my robot status? Does it make me a Chad?
Because spending time here gives me the feeling it does and I feel less at home on my favorite board /r9k/..
It's 21cm long, and I'm white, but I'm a skinny, balding, kissless virgin who hasn't even had a proper conversation with a women yet at 24 years old.
I wish I could bestow this gift onto someone who could use it.
>>28789183
In the eyes of most women, a big dick on a total loser is useless as they'll have no interest in you. A big dick is something they want but only when it's attached to a man with status.
However, there is a subset of women who just love big dicks exclusively. You might get some play with them if you can find them.
>>28789183
Nope anon, bitches see your dicks last, friends of mine who are chads pull more tail but they probs know I've got a bigger piece than them and I'm only somewhere between 6.5-.7 (on a good day)
mfw unattractive in both aesthetic appeal and personality
Surprisingly, women (or anyone else in the real world) can't know you have a big dick unless they're already in your bed and ready to fuck. So no, women just assume the insecure beta faggot has a small dick.
Also unless you a good lover, the big dick is not really that much of a helper than an average one.
t. bigus dickus
I mean I know all this, it's just surprising to me how often there's topics here where people act as if having a big dick automatically transforms you into Chad Thundercock.
>>28789425
>people act as if having a big dick automatically transforms you into Chad Thundercock.
retards gonna retard
>>28789183
I want to cum on the face of every K-pop star in the world.
>>28789183
The catalog thumbnail looks a bit like it's one four-legged creature smashing its lower torsos against itself perpendicularly to the viewer.
>>28789486
tfw a K-Pop star will never undo my pants and look at my big cock in shock ;_;
why even bother.
to OP.
i strongly believe you can get laid if you advertise your cock correctly on craigslist.
infact im 100% you can get some form of pussy that way if you lower your standards a little, but you might even catch something way above your level.
also if you're gay you can get laid daily and then some.
having a penis that big IS an advantage but you're just too dumb to know it.
>>28789909
I'm a grower. Flaccid, I have a baby penis, but when erect I'm super girthy. I've actually had an unusually pretty message parlor girl compliment me on my dick size. It was the only time I got a girl that was exactly out of a weeaboo fantasy. She was tan, but not Mexican tan like some Asians; she was a perfect even hue all over and she was Korean and had a cute as fuck accent. She had me straddle her back and give her a massage, and she had the most perfect, smooth skin. She reached back and made an O with her hand to push my dick through as I messaged her, and that's when she made the comment.
Best fucking experience I ever had at a massage parlor.
inb4 things that didn't happen.
