>2pm
>already drinking beer
>not drinking whiskey from the bottle
>>28788135
What the fuck took you so long?
>10 am
>already browsing /r9k/
>>28789868
look at this normie who gets up early
As somebody who has woken up at 5am with a hangover dry mouth and slugged a whole bottle of 14% dry white wine without getting out of bed, I am here to tell you there is so much more to aspire to
its 10am and i am drinking from a plastic pint of gin. i am watching the office. i have lost control of my life and there is no going back at this point
>>28789868
Just woke up at 1pm.
>was completely sober yesterday for the first time in weeks/months (cant really remember, been a haze)
>been smoking weed, drinking, or (usually) both every day
>was sober yesterday all day
>felt shitty for about 2 hours after waking up
>laid down and watched tv
>took a walk
>ate some food
>at night, kept instinctively reaching to my left for a cup of booze every like 15 minutes while i was on the computer
>slept
>didn't have to squirm around painfully in bed because of having to pee but being too drunk/tired to get up and pee
>felt absolutely amazing sleeping sober
>wake up, super refreshed, best sleep ever
swear you guys gotta try this "sobriety" its actually preddy strr8
>>28790052
Sounds comfy desu senpai
>10 a.m.
>already on my fifth beer
What of it? This is my life.
>>28789923
>>28790113
>>28790136
Yessir. Drunksleep is absolute shit. I passed out around 10PM and woke up at 3:30 AM, now can't sleep. Already on my second beer shit too.
why did it come to this. why am i like this. i hope i die in my sleep for real lmao
I think this is the right place to make this terrible confession.
I use pampers as a sponge for liquors to drink from them while lying in bed so I don't need to move.
>>28790375
Pics?
original asdqwe
>>28790375
explain further, i dont understand, blox
>>28790375
>I use pampers as a sponge for liquors to drink from them while lying in bed so I don't need to move.
I thought everybody did that. Wew lad
>>28790410
>>28790437
Oh you two...
Sorry, I don't own a camera, also I am pretty ashamed. I have nearly unlimited supply of pampers, it's just convenient to make use of them for whatever I can. What I like most about it is, that it lossens from the face during sleep and when one rolls around in bed, it perfumes all the sheets.
>>28790442
Also used ones?
Herbal liquors fit berry liquors very well on my taste. A no-go is all the clear, desinfectant-style alc like vodka, gin, rum and such.
>>28790575
your description of what you use them for is so vague and obtusely worded that i cant discern the mode of usage TBPH
>>28790715
ok. enough of that. I don't want to actually tell or show: Dear, Anon, thank you for that particular post. I am a little sad that my english, which is not too bad, reads obstruse. Cheers to your health and thanks for the lesson.
>>28790136
it's so difficult to sleep without some kind of downer first tho
>>28788135
>handing over your hard earned shekels for a product that clouds your mind and dulls your senses
Truly pathetic, my dudes.
>>28791597
>hard earned shekels
Good thing I'm a neet.
>>28791663
>doing literally nothing with your existence, willingly stepping into the fog of mild alcoholism
Even worse, fella.
Question to alcorobots- do you have any relatives wiht similar problem? My granddad and my dad are alcos, and now i am falling into it. Is it genetical?
>>28791702
How about you go back to work, wagie.
wow such bad ass op
you're such a rebel!
>>28789903
Actually, it's 8:00 AM, faggot.
>>28790375
Why not just use a normal sponge?
