What would you choose, robots?
Obviously schoolgirl
All the free shit
Blanket for 1.
Toilet for 2, large tv for 2, and playstation for 2.
Sofa for 3.
>Housewife
>PC - 2
>Internet - 2
>Toilet - 2
>Water Tap - 1
>Headphones - 1
>Duvet - 2
There should be a microwave option so you can reheat meals
>>28786864
I think it should be made clearer just what kind of danger you're in and what you should be doing against it. There are a lot of "security" type options which nobody would take over the comfort/life ones normally, but if it turns out you got to, it changes things.
>>28786964
I think you were supposed to be like Anne Frank in the original thread.
>>28786864
>+0 schoolgirl
>+3 grenade
>+2+2 pistol
>+1 the radio thingy
>+2 keyboard
Mention to her that I'd like her to have all of my stuff after my death, tie grenade to neck a couple of days later, kill self, hope for her to use my items for her own good in the apparently unstable situation in the country, make her an extra sensitive person by traumatizing her through making her find my body.
>>28787041
>>28786864
Also, that's some choice literature.
>Farmer
>"cooker" (3)
>cooking utensils (1)
>duvet (2)
>PC (2)
>dial-up (2)
Cooking up tasty meals with fresh ingredients, sleeping on a duvet, browsing the internet - not the worst life.
If I wanted to be completely cut off from the world, I'd swap the PC and dial-up for literature, university textbooks, and alcohol.
Housewife (can't resist those titties)
Sewage drain
Water spigot
Bucket
Alcohol stockpile
Warm clothing
Canned goods
Ramen stockpile
Dishes
Literature
Tea kettle
University textbooks
This one ought to be poignant for /r9k/rs.
Have a fun time with this one!
>>28787505
Why are A and B even options?
>>28787505
Drifter or Artist
I think I'd go artist.
>>28787505
Drifter desu senpai. Artist is inticing, because I'd be way more successful and way less depressed, but I'm not down for not enjoying anyone else's content.
>>28787505
whoever picks something other that Drifter or Artist shouldn't be browsing 4chan and should go straight to le stem fedora faggot forum known as reddit
>choose the gun
>shoot myself
just like every other one of these games
>>28788674
>implying that's not itself le memery
>>28786864
>partisan
>police radio scanner (1)
>pistol (2)
>dial-up (2)
>computer (2)
>false documents (3)
Scanner, computer, and internet for info gathering, pistol for self defense, partisan for back-up, dox to leave the country when the time is right.
>>28789170
You gonna live off what precisely?
>>28789951
>brings you military rations
>>28790098
As revolting as that looks
i bet it'd taste alright
>>28790098
You can't live off those for any period of time. Even soldiers don't eat them exclusively for more than a few days straight. You'll shit out your lungs.
>>28790232
And that's for American rations, which are varied, varying and relatively nutritious and high quality. Russian (or God save you, Chinese) rations are sometimes literally unfit for human consumption.
>>28786864
How many points are we allowed to spend?
>>28787505
I'd pick tycoon or genius
>>28790371
Says 10 on the page
>>28790597
That's not nearly enough. This game is shit.
Post new games! More games!
>>28786864
Priest assuming "normal supplies" includes like, supermarket available things.
Sofa (3)
Weights (5)
Literature (6)
Rice Cooker (7)
Blanket (8)
Warm Clothing (9)
Hot Plate (10)
It would be p. comfy, I lived with basically this exact set up for a year, except without a priest to chat about books to.
>>28787505
Drifter
>>28787679
C
>>28787679
Why pick anything other than A
>>28792319
Because we're not 17 years old
>>28792319
Likely a filthy roastie.
>>28786864
For best eventual health and lifestyle:
>Priest
>all free stuff
>Toilet (2)
>Weights (2)
>Cooker (3)
>Dishes (1)
>Keyboard / Synth (2)
>>28787679
A couple of years ago I did this same choice and i chose C. But now that I'm older I see that they all suck.
C is a nurse which is a fairly stressful job. Likely requires emotional support on my part. Going out sucks ass. Going out regularly is downright torture. Buying gifts is a waste, I mean i don't even like celebrating my own birthday. Cooking is a good point but food is kinda overrated imo. I'll eat food as long as it is average.
B is good but no common interests. going out is a hassle but it's much better than C. Fantastic in bed but that's only gonna last for so long. she's basically leddit the girlfriend. Don't care for indie music, photography or old films. I don't want to pretend to care either.
A is low maintenance with the same interests as me but the sex at least 3 times a day is a huge con. That's a lot and she's kinky so it's not just going to be a quickie. Her being unemployed isn't a big problem either since she plans on going to college.
If i have to choose one then it would have to be A. She has the same interests as me and i think will give me a higher chance at happiness. Hopefully i can get used to the sex but if not, at least i had a good friend.
>>28795690
>Cooking is a good point but food is kinda overrated imo. I'll eat food as long as it is average.
The point of having your girlfriend cook for you isn't that it be tasty, it's that it be shown she cares enough about you to work her ass off int he kitchen.
There's a similar one to the OP.
Gimme somethin gud!
>>28797274
Fairly good one insofar as these go.
This one's kinda nice as well.
>>28798171
Megan is clearly the correct choice.
Partisan
CC TV
Toilet
PC
Internet
false documents
I guess the point is to eventually escape. Especially if a grenade is an option.
Housewife if she's willing to let me fuck her eventually; otherwise Schoolgirl
+1 spigot
+2 dial-up internet
+2 Personal computer
+2 heater
+3 sofa
We really need MORE information though, OP. What threats are we facing? The points are also a bit restrictive; a fucking dirty mattress is worth more than a computer? We have to use a whole point just to get a fucking BLANKET?
What basic supplies do we get? Do I get soap and clothes? How cold does it get in the basement? What's the basement like? I live in a snowy, very cold place, so I'd have to have a fucking heater to even live during the winter.
Interesting chart, but needs more thought put into it.
>>28790290
not true, amigo. Modern field rations are actually amazing. Even ones from China are delicious and nutritious.
>>28797191
hot girl -13 points
gourment food -8 points
All games consoles and games -4 points
medical and dental -3 points
total: 28
Add 2 years for 4 more points for a total of 6
recreational drugs -6 pts
Goddamn, that sounds fucking amazing. I'd choose that over my current life any fucking day.
>>28797191
Two extra years: +4
34 points
>52 inch TV - 5 points
>All movies/TV shows - 4 points
>Gourmet food - 8
>Hot girl - 13
>Treadmill/weights - 3 points
>Dartboard - 1 point
Wew sounds like a maximum security stay in a Scandinavian prison
>>28798379
10 and 17 niqqa
good powers, and asian qts.
>>28797191
3 extra years +6
36 points
Computer with every game - 5
All movies and TV shows - 4
Gourmet food - 8
Hot girl - 13
Infinite weed - 6
>>28798171
Obviously Lauren. Even if her characteristics didn't have the perfect balances, she's the most qt.
>>28786864
His is shit, without a reliable source of heat winter is going to kill me in a single night.
I guess I'm picking the gun, the passport, the guy that can protect me and the grenade since staying there means dying
>>28799927
>>28800112
>choosing drugs instead of weights
y'all are gonna get out and be dyel weak skinny fags
id get out and be buff and rich
>>28787505
Easy, I choose tycoon and when I make enough money I hire the genius and the artist to do my projects
>>28798379
10 definitely
14 and 17 seem interesting as well... I pick 17
>>28787679
What is the downside to A? Why would you pick the other two?
>>28798171
Emma. Probably would have picked Lauren but not a virgin is a dealbreaker.
>>28800236
I'd be in my late 30s when I got out. Like I give a fuck what I my body is like at that point; life ends at 25 anyway, and I've passed that point already. You can do calisthenics for free anyway.
Hell, I'd probably add more points so I can stay in that room for as long as fucking possible. The only downside is a lack of internet.
>>28786864
schoolgirl
all the free shit
literature 1
blankets 1
canned food 1
water spigot 1
warm clothes 1
alcohol 1
weights 2
college textbooks 2
>>28787505
>im literally the tycoon without the money
yeah ill go with tycoon
0 - Schoolgirl
2 - Toilet
4 - Dial-up internet (as long as it's not traceable)
5 - water spigot
8 - cooker
9 - police radio scanner
10 - External camera
Ask the girl to bring me a lap-top eventually. (She can probably give me her current one, and tell her parents she lost it). Also ask her to bring me a sleeping bag, cooking utensils, and condoms so we can fuck.
I spend the first few weeks doing as much research as I can to master the use of the police radio scanner. Once I can listen in on their every move, I will slowly begin to go out into the real world when I feel like it to get fresh air.
The camera is just there as an added measure of security.
I will use the spigot to wash myself, and eventually have a laptop with internet as well as food, a sleeping bag, and a hot girlfriend.
There isn't much else that I can ask out of life.
>>28797191
>choosing to force a girl to stay with you for 10 years
yeah bruh that aint me
>alcohol 4
>tv 5
>consoles 4
>fast food 4
>treadmill/weights 3
>library 4
>cellphone 3
>medical/dental 3
>CYOAs getting popular on /r9k/
Fuck yeah, I like this. I wish the file size cap was higher so we could post the big multi page /tg/ ones.
>>28787505
Drifter and Tycoon are the only options that will do any good to anyone here. For 200k a year + 200k for every other year I would gladly become a rightwing fucktard.
>>28797191
Add 3 years, +6 points
Double money, -5 points, 31 points
treadmill, 3
drugs, 9
computer + porn, 16
gourmet, 24
hygiene, 27
booze, 31
>>28786864
Partisan
All free stuff
Literature (but not that porn shit that's depicted) (1)
Drugs (3)
False docs (6)
Voice recorder (7)
Fridge (9)
Blankie (10)
>>28797191
Drugs (6)
Music (9)
Nasty food (10)
Books (14)
Movies (18)
Computer + porn I guess, have nothing else to do with points (25)
Subtract one year (30)
>>28787505
Tycoon has literally no drawbacks wtf
>>28797191
>30 points
Id like to add 30 years to get x60 points extra
>90 points
Tv (85)
Movies and TV shows (81)
Game consoles (77)
infinite weed (71)
Hot grill (58)
Treadmill (55)
Computer+porn (48)
Fast food+Gourmet (36)
Best friend (31)
Books (27)
Medical help (24)
Dartboard (23)
Hygeine (20)
Music (17)
Fancy bed (14)
Puppy (11)
Phone (8)
Alcohol (4)
>>28803989
>animals and babies will be instinctively frightened by your presence
kek, if you're on r9k that happens anyways
>>28798379
7 and 10
>>28786864
>priest
>literature-1
>small tv-1
>pc-2
>internet-2
>duvet-2
>playstation-2
>>28798379
10+12 seem pretty great
I can get a GF and live a semi-comfy NEET life
>>28787505
Artist 100%
>>28787679
A
>>28798171
Nicoletta or Emma. Probably Emma.
>>28798379
10 + 12
>>28786864
does anyone know what that VHS tape between evangelion and lolita is?
