Who /mischief/ here?
>mom tells me to take out the garbage
>say i won't do it
I already did it before she asked, the dumb bitch
so much mischief m8, really showed that cunt
>>28785807
>neighbor has obnoxious dog
>cant fucking stand that cunt
>when no one is looking, start digging my nails into it harder and harder until it gets angry and bites me
>stupid fucking dog ends up getting put down
Dogs are the chad of animals. Glad that stupid fuck got killed. Neighbors hate me now, but idgaf
>mom says she loves me
>murder her
DEVILISH
>>28785872
I support you
I'm thinking about poisoning my brother in laws dog because he dumped it on my parents
>It's some bitches birthday
>She's obnoxious about it because not enough people are congratulating her
>Don't say happy birthday>She doesn't even know I exist
>>28785910
Good
origineller inhalt
> have a cute virgin gf
> make her talk with robots online
> make her talk via voice to prove she's really a cute girl
> maybe send a time stamped pictures or webcam chat for a minute
> i'm always in the background trying to hold my laughter when I hear the poor neet squirming
> we appoint a meeting
> the person thinks he will finally get a gf that will love him
> me and gf sit somewhere near the meeting area and laugh while seeing the guy wait for his one true love
> or we both come and start laughing at the person who comes there
> the person in question always turn bright red, spaghetti and run away
> she started to enjoy doing this and I don't have to force her anymore
> it's one of our favorite things to do once every 2-3 months
It feels so fucking good when it's not happening to me anymore. I love how I got out of the robot hole and i'm able to pour my own shit down in it. Robots are so gullible it's unbelievable. and the reactions when it finally hits and you can see their hearts breaking in two.Amazing.
>>28786028
enjoy her while you have her
one day a chad will steal her away
>>28786087
She wont leave, because I made it look like all the people in the world are horrible human beings that will use her and dump her. This is something she's terrified about. She doesn't have a single friend or contact besides me. She thinks we are punishing others like this, because everytime she talks with hungry virgins all they want is her body. This makes it easier to paint a picture that everyone is like this.
she's mine and she's conditioned to be mine.
>>28785910
Kill yourself. Dogs are cool you fucking faggots. They're not Chads or Staycee's they're the ultimate bro/wingman. FAGS
>>28786163
>She doesn't have a single friend or contact besides me
Oh. She's ugly.
nvm chads don't steal uggos
>>28785807
Hey I do that too, but sadly a lot of times I forget that I did it and get mad at my mom for real, only to find out that garbage is a lie
>>28786205
She's not ugly friend, sorry. Posted her images multiple times on /soc/ and a very long time on here to stroke my ego to read people saying she looks extremely cute and lovable. she has always been rated very highly and beta orbiters flock to her in a heartbeat when they see her.
She had some friends she chatted with and met before we met, but I made her realise they're people who influence her in a bad way. And why have friends when we can be together and do everything. Now she only has me and expresses disgust in ever having friends.
>mom asks me to take out the garbage
>say no
>but she knows I'll do it because I'm good boy
>I do it 30 mins later
>>28786202
Dogs are retarded animals who can't go 1 minute without fucking barking for no reason or attacking something. Literally nigger tier.
>>28786302
>/soc/
>beta orbiters
That proves nothing. That's like saying, "my dog loves eating garbage, that proves it's delicious!"
>>28786202
shut the fuck up rover
>>28786399
Doesn't matter. Have her profile made on multiple dating sites to hunt for hungry virgins. Leaving the profiles unattended for just 2-4 days and we have to go through mountains of messages. New guys trying to express their love, sending their shitty poems, saying how amazingly cute she is. And then the guys that got lucky to be on our target list and are "friended". They become so upset when we don't reply. Thinking somethings wrong, that maybe she hates them and left them. Asking if they hurt her feelings and saying they would do everything to get her forgiveness.
The funniest part? There are those we are done with and they leave messages saying she just fools people and plays with them. That's what we do. and yet everyone still messages her. We don't even delete those messages and let everyone see them. And yet they still try.
The amount of attention she gets proves she's an absolute QT. I didn't need the proof since I have my own two eyes, but it strokes my dick nevertheless to see it happen.
>>28786381
>>28786509
Truly fedora lords.
>>28786554
Truly manchild who has never been attacked by a dog for no reason, being infected by a dog or had to endure dogs barking for entire days keeping the entire neighborhood awake.
>>28786537
>blah this blah that
pics w/ timestamp or gtfo.
>>28786595
This is the correct response. Post timestamp pic or shut the fuck up
>>28786595
> posting it in the thread
> giving up the bait to the pond of fish without a hook
Ye no. Don't worry, you'll see the pictures in one of the threads eventually. Just be a good boy and reply to girls that are looking for "friends" and "boyfriends" on fucking /r9k/ of all places. If you take the bait you deserve being made fun of.
I'll just be happy because I know I have a trump card to play that affects all of you scum. Normies, chads and robots. The ultimate form of /devilish/.
>>28786655
>excuses
alright either you're bullshitting or ashamed of how she looks, got it
>>28786655
Be honest: is your "gf" one of your headmates? Are the pics just you trapped out?
>homeless person asks me for some change
>tell him I don't have any
>i actually do
>>28786711
>>28786734
Are you currently abit nervous anons? Maybe you're on our list aswell. Don't worry, it's mostly just harmless pranks.
> trying to bait me into posting pics
You're the fish here friends.
>>28786758
Just a friendly reminder that this is a perfect example of what damage control looks like.
Nice to see yet another thread derailed by some attention-seeking jackass.
Shame on every one of you that took his thinly-veiled bait...
>>28786758
>trying to escape the question
what would I have to be nervous about on an anonymous imageboard? only an idiot would look for dates on this godforsaken place.
I'm not the one claiming to do these childish pranks; it all boils down to the good old "pics or it didn't happen". without proof you're just a faceless fuck bragging about... well, nothing.
>>28786758
If you have posted pics of her before and if you will post her again, why don't you post her now? Your story is fake.
>>28786593
I've been attacked by a Rottweiler when I was 5. I got over it because I'm not a little bitch and I have owned 3 dogs so far none of them ever barked or attacked. You're just a contrarian faggot.
>>28786202
Go suck off your gross animal anon
>>28786860
>samefagging this hard so people don't hate you for disliking dogs.
dyel?
>>28786758
>You're the fish here friends.
I don't care how small or hairless your "worm" is, I don't swing that way, Nancy.
>>28786844
>>28786836
Because now people think its just her. A cute missunderstood fembot who wants to have friends. Hey anon, maybe you can change her and be her shining knight? Posting it now breaks the whole illusion. She stops being just a random face in the crowd. The hook loses its bait. Here you can easily screencap and post it around. On dating websites you can shrug it off as a lonely and heartbroken person ramblings. It's very simple. Keep in mind that more than half of the pranked people were found on r9k. Why destroy such an amazing playing ground?
It's much better if you think it's false. I just made it up because I wanted to be the mischief king. Trying to backpedal and damage control because you got me. I'm being honest here. Now you can find a qt gf on /r9k/ without worrying. Try out a few dating sites aswell and just be yourself.
>>28786951
>I-i'm not fake you g-guys
>Y-you're the one d-damage controlling
>Still no pic w/ timestamp, still bragging but refusing to post proof
I could spend some time carefully explaining why that fuming pile of shit of an excuse you concocted is retarded, but at this point it's clear as day you're just baiting for attention and I'm not gonna waste any more time
tl;dr pics or gtfo. no one here really cares unless you prove the shit you've been babbling about
>>28787032
And yet you spent quite some time replying. It seems you care for some reason. It's okay anon. I said I made it up and i'm in full damage control. You got me.
>>28786951
>all these words
Didn't read any of your damage control. Post a picture or shut the fuck up. If you want to talk about your imaginary friend go post in the tulpa thread with all the other autstic fags.
>>28785970
Ein sehr orgineller Inhalt, mein Herr.
>>28786951
>making up stories on /r9k/
