/britfeel/
Images are sometimes not shown due to bandwidth/network limitations. Refreshing the page usually helps.
You are currently reading a thread in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001
You are currently reading a thread in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001
SuicideTuesday edition
First for wagecucking
I've been watching line of duty recently. It makes me wish I could be an anti corruption police officer, looks fun.
>>28785488
>anti corruption
Fucking swerve that. I had enough stress auditing security clearance and legislation breaches in work, having to do that to fucking coppers who know how to cover their tracks? Pass
how do I fill out the JSA thing? I don't remember what I did for the last 2 weeks but I applied for like 2 jobs and I got my appointment in 1 hour and I don't know what to do
Whats the latest on poleaboos wild n' wacky adventures?
>>28785659
We now ignore him every time he posts until he gives up on the fake tranny thing
>>28785665
>We now ignore him every time he posts
This is categorically untrue unless youre talking about yourself specifically in the same autistic manner that poleaboo talks about himself
Britfeel fans poleaboo on
I'm just so, so sad.
>>28785648
Off to the food banks for you!
>>28785626
What do you do?
Being a detective looks interesting though, they just leave the office randomly and no one questions it. I'd go and sit in KFC and have a bargain bucket.
>>28785648
you are gonna have to make up more than that, you are gonna get sanctioned proper hard lad.
you lads voting to leave or stay?
>>28785852
Stay obviously
>>28785867
fucking idiot
>>28785852
leave
>>28785648
just say you did apply but didnt fill it out. youre sorry for not filling it out and youll try not to do it again. you wont get sanctioned m8 but you do need to play their game if you want their free cash.
Who /no career prospects/ here?
The worst part is it's all my fault for picking a dumb degree, not even attending classes or working for it, or indeed building any connections or chasing work experience/internships
Future 2:2 Modern Languages grad
Would you like fries with that?
>>28785230
I'm not even white, and don't live in the UK, but I feel sorry for you guys getting invaded by mudslimes. Same goes for the rest of Europe
I grew up in a mudslime country, and originate from a place bordered by mudslime countries, so I know what it's like.
Lift up your arms and fight before it's too late britbros
>>28785882
I'm not employed in menial labour, so EU migrants affecting my bennies and/or stealing my job isn't a worry.
I'm also not especially fussed about brown people, so again, why should I vote Leave?
>>28785902
i might be in denial so prove me wrong but its not that bad?, not here in scotland anyway, and I've been to liverpool, manchester, and they're both fairly white. it's mostly london I think.
>>28785626
Everyone makes mistakes anon.
t. My dad was a fraud squad detective at the met.
>>28785902
Dont be so haram you dirty Kafir bastard
>>28785904
>I'm not worried about a problem til it's too bad to reverse
do me a favor and just don't vote if you don't understand what you're actually voting for
>>28785978
Which problem? The dreaded brown people?
>>28785987
yes
look to germany and sweden
>>28785944
I have no idea man. I live across the Atlantic, so this is just based off of shit I see in the news. Either way if they make up more than 15% of your population you will start having troubles sooner or later.
Take this from a brown guy.
>>28785904
>He's happy with europe's stupid laws and dictating how many migrants we should let in.
What's it like to live in the United Cuckdom?
>>28785230
"Suicide Tuesday"
Been on the disco-biscuits, lad?
I have an actual full autism assessment soon today, with both me and my parent turning up.
What will it be like? What do I expect? I was referred from a psychiatrist, didn't go telling them or suggesting it or anything.
What do they ask you or how do they test you?
i'm really scared
>i might learn today that my head is fundamentally broken
>>28786110
>based off of shit I see in the news
American news is absolute shit tier sensationalist trash lad, don't believe a word of it. As he already said, apart from the London/Birmingham/Manchester ghetto areas (that you would never want to visit or live in anyway) you don't even see the mudslimes. All the stuff about shariah law and police being too scared to patrol is complete bullshit scaremongering
I baked a cake this morning lads and it's saddest looking cake I've ever made. It's going to ruin someones birthday.
>wagecucking
>can't play Overwatch until 5
[screeching frog noises]
>>28785696
I think I managed to upset him the other night. I think the fact that i don't think he's real triggers him aswell
>>28785987
Ideology =/= skin colour.
>People unironically defend western business interests lobbying for the rapid, unorganized, unregulated importation of damaged and undercivilized people from wartorn countries usually broken by those very interests, directly into the already disgruntled underclasses for sole purpose of stimulating business and profits for countries.
>Defending the replacement of a people made miserable by those very interests to the point they don't have the joy or time to breed.
We can't even take care of our ex soldiers with problems they've gained from visiting these countries of conflict for 6 months at a time, what in the FUCK makes you think this government is equipt to handle millions of intellectually barren lower class unregistered citizens who have developed mentally in those very conflicts.
>b-b-but muh racism
I remember when the left was interested in protecting people from exploitation.
>>28785904
Because MUH SOVEREIGNTYSeriously, fuck being part of the 4th Reich
I just asked my uncle to ring in to college cause im to awkward to do it myself and say I was ill so he rings the women I have to sign in to everyday and says "anon won't be coming into to school today because he's got the shits, yeah he's got really bad diarrhoea". What a twat
>>28785659
The writers are still in the tranny arc but it's losing steam
The trial arc will be a belter but that's next season, we'll finally get closure on this wild ride
>>28786397
The real twat is the one complaining about the person who does a basic task for him for free because he's too much of a whiny manchild to do it himself.
>>28785648
Your sanctions shall feed IDS' soul
>>28786397
your uncle sounds like a legend, also diarrhoea means you get two days off and they wont ask you about it
>>28785944
Go to Bradford, Birmingham or London, you'll see what the future looks like
>>28786416
>closure
>impling we won't get zany twists and turns as he buys a smartphone snuck into prison and proceeds to convert to radical islam
>>28786397
Absolute banter merchant
Serves you right for being such a melt
>>28786390
>4th reich
It's a reborn Roman Empire, it's what we've been wanting for over a millenia.
>>28786474
Ooh I didn't even think of that, season 2 is going to be mental
I just hope S1 doesn't end on a cliffhanger
>>28786492
>It's a reborn Roman Empire
That was the british empire senpai
>>28786474
>>28786494
I think he'll get sent to a mental institution and be forced to get his dick removed as he's slowly dragged deeper and deeper into his cross dressing lie
>>28786397
My sides are in orbit. Your uncle is amazing.
>>28786303
Canada actually.
And that's good to know. I hear worse shit about Germany desu.
If our cuck leader Trudeau results in this place turning into a Sharia ruled land, I'm moving to Trump's America.
In all seriousness though, never be complacent. Try to keep those shits confined to the middle East as much as possible. Some of them are cool, most just suck muhammeds dick
Does anybody on britfeel have long conversations with their pets? I ask my cats how they're doing more than I ask my family and friends, then I'll follow up the question with a few compliments and I'll ask them how their day has been.
Just realised this is a bit mental.
>>28786518
I read some fan analysis online that said he's becoming a tranny to get sent to a women's prison
>>28786635
I've tried to talk to cats but I never know what to say so I just nod at them and go on with my day.
>>28786638
Now that would be a twist. But I highly doubt the corrupt police officers would allow that. We all know they want to see him suffer.
>>28786747
don't forget the polish consulate has a grudge against him too
>>28786657
...fum fum diddledum die...
>>28786635
>Does anybody on britfeel have long conversations with their pets?
I usually talk to my wife.
>>28786657
That is actually really sweet, anon.
>>28786260
I had one a few months ago, was found to have autistic tendancies but not actually on the spectrum. They'll ask you loads of questions like how you feel about certain things, how you interact with people, how you react in the world - there will also be tests as well. I had one where I basically had a picture book and had to describe the scenes in my own words and apparently the way you process the information and deliver it to the specialist helps them determine your aspie level.
I also got questioned about certain fake scenarios and how I felt about them or would react to them. Pretty easy stuff to be honest but slightly stressful. Good luck.
>>28786765
They're writing themselves into a corner with this tranny thing. I don't think his parents will allow him to go to a female prison.
>>28786793
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0gXomy5Dxw
Expat who can still vote here. How's the referendum looking now, lads? Are we going to make Britain great again?
>>28786817
thanks for the headsup man
>>28786824
Nah, project fear started banging on about the economy.
The shitters lap that up, how we ended up with an ebin torie gobberment, and don't understand saying 'muh economy' is basically their way of saying 'we need to make it comfier for corporations'
Anybody else watching This Morning?
There's a couple on here whose son went missing in Spain a few years ago or something, now they've found him in a hospital where he has been treated for psychosis and they're crying because he doesn't want to know them or some bullshit.
It seems to me like this guy went travelling, did a lot of drugs, got himself into some severe mental health issues and then agreed to speak to them when they offered him things.
I don't get why it's being covered like some kind of amazing outcome.
Anyone got experience with liquid morphine?
>>28786907
We're going to make Britain great again, m8. Trust me. Get out on vote to leave on 23rd June. They're saying it's going to cause WW3? Good.
>>28786919
because they thought he was dead for like 6 years but it turns out he's '''''''''okay'''''''''
>>28786919
they live near me and apparently they were shit parents until he went missing
>>28786930
I've held it in my hands, too pussy to steal some for myself though. (my job)
>>28786954
Im voting out. Not because I dislike poles, or other Eurobros but because I despise the way Europe is run, everything they do is a step towards federalisation
Countries that have been waring for years, that have their own cultures, histories and rivalriesFuck you Francebeing forced to play bullshit happy families
>salary is dependant on experience
Poleaboo is awake now and has a job interview in 4 hours
>>28786956
Well he sounds like a bit of a knob tbqh.
>>28786961
Yeah they struck me as being a bit of a broken family. He fell for the travelling meme, did a lot of drugs and clearly fucked himself up then felt like a tit so didn't bother going home. Hardly worth a half an hour tv slot.
>>28787033
interview for what? do you still keep a blog?
>>28786981
I'm voting out because I hate Poles
>>28787033
I had an interview today Poley, hope yours goes as well as mine.
>>28787035
to be fair lad he has been locked up in the whack shack for a while, he's clearly lost the plot
>>28787033
Go dressed in your girly clothes. They'll be scared to turn you down.
>>28786608
>Try to keep those shits confined to the middle East as much as possible. Some of them are cool, most just suck muhammeds dick
>>28787069
>>28787049
It's a warehouse gig, lied about not having a criminal record though so I'm not sure if that will bite me in the asss
>>28787054
Thanks
>>28787070
Fuck off poleaboo. Good luck with your interview though lad
>>28787081
in my experience that sort of job doesn't even care if you do have a criminal record, good luck, just go in there and firmly shake their hand, be yourself
>>28786975
Heard it was pretty shit, debating whether to get some
>>28786455
>>28786485
>>28786551
Yeah he's a laugh. Gets a bit annoying though.
>>28786428
Shut up you pussy.
>>28787145
get it, take it, make your mind up about it. why not?
Should I wear a suit to the interview?
it's going to be held at the job centre
>>28787209
Wear whatever feels natural. You should worry more about your preparation in relation to answering questions.
>>28787209
Wear a suit. It shows you're willing to comply and follow the status quo, not wearing a suit means you've got an attitude and will be a problem.
>>28787209
If your suit fits properly then yes, if not dress as smartly as you can
>Jumper
>Smart Trousers
>Smart shoes
>>28787219
>>28787228
Just to clarify, I'm Poleaboo and going for a warehouse role
The email they sent me made it sound as if I had already got the job
>>28787237
Wear a suit. It will show you're trying to impress them and that you actually want the job.
>>28787237
I don't care who/what you are. Wear whatever feels natural, as long as it's smart and fits well.
>>28787237
Don't listen to them, I think suit would be overkill for a fucking warehouse job
>>28787237
Reported.
Poleaboo is not allowed to post.
what is it like to hold a woman?
>>28787263
>>28787260
>>28787251
>>28787236
>>28787219
>>28787228
I'll go with my suit minus the blazer
Do Job Centres really help you find jobs? And what kind of jobs do they find you?
>>28787303
Nice. For these types of job smart casual is acceptable in an interview. If it's cool enough, I'd also wear a smart sweater.
>>28787319
They do not help you find jobs. They just take your support money away if you haven't applied for some.
>>28787319
>Do Job Centres really help you find jobs?
No
Nothing more needs to be said
"Job Centre" used to be called the "Dole Office" until it was rebranded
>>28787319
No, they don't actually help you at all. You're expected to do all the work, so the only real difference over just looking for a job by yourself is you get a little bit of cash each week. You turn up, they ask if you have applied to any jobs, then you sign a bit of paper and you leave.
>>28787303
>suit minus the blazer
so a shirt
>>28787237
Wear a suit. Its a job interview. Its about looking like you made an effort.
Last two jobs I got offered I read up stuff on their websites and just read it off from memory. They were impressed because it showed I cared
>>28787350
>>28787351
>>28787367
I don't want dole money. I just want help finding a job because I'm shit at finding one myself. I don't understand the descriptions and requirements for almost every job ad I read.
>>28787303
I'd still wear the jacket if it fits right, if not a simple black wind breaker will work
You can take it off straight away
Either way, good luck bruv
>>28787393
there is nothing like that available
all careers advice is a joke that has you doing the work
>some chav and her kid got on the bus and it won't shut up
>the qt girl in the seat in front is visibly pissed
>>28787393
>>28787414
You might get sent to NU-TRAXX or a similar program, they do offer some help, sometimes like applying to jobs together (your mentor fills out the applications and you answer questions)
>>28787401
I had an interview once before at the job centre, it wasn't a proper job, wore a suit and felt like I was being mocked
>>28787385
The kind of job he is applying to is the revolving door kind that has new employees on a monthly basis. They aren't interested in enthusiastic go-getters, they don't care how you dress, they will be happy if you can understand English and don't have too many criminal convictions. He's correct when he says he probably has the job already
>>28787429
Yeah, the email says "congratulations on passing the first stage of the interview"
Guess that phone call where they asked what shifts I wanted and how I'd get there classed as an interview, probably glad for the confirmation that I can speak English
a few experiences i have had whilst signing on (since march):
>sent to a positive thinking course (not needed but it was fun)
>sent to a call centre training course (never worked call centre, never will)
>coerced into signing up for a NHS apprenticeship (nobody should work full time hours under national minimum wage)
>signed up for the job centre 'twitter hour' (how to find a job via twitter)
>urged to volunteer (i do this already)
it's basically just hoops you have to jump through to get your sweet, sweet bentons every month
>>28787393
They aren't much help to be honest. If you don't have a strong idea of what type of job you want and how you do your job search, they are quite useless.
However, be aware that they can help pay for costs associated with a job search (e.g., suits, travel and training). They may try to downplay this to hide it.
Also, your experience will vary depending on your work coach. I've had a pretty chill one in the past. But I've also heard of coaches that are trigger happy with sanctions and putting you in placements where you work a lot of hours just to be paid your JSA.
>>28787417
Little does she know that she'll become the single mother bus chav in a few years when Chad pumps and dumps her
>>28787479
Wow, I signed on for about two months as well and I had nothing like that, it was literally
>Looked for work?
>Yeah no luck yet
>Ok sign here
>NEXT
Every week
>>28787479
My experience when i was on the dole (2008-2012)
>fill out 3 job related activities a week, job site, newspaper, job points, even apploed for one now and again.
>went to triage for a 2 week course where we were treated like retards who couldnt even cv.
>back to filling out 3 activities
>back to triage to volunteer at a second hand shop for 13 weeks
>back to 3 activities a week
End of 2012 they started to bring in the 'work experience' where they swnd me to tesco or some major company to work for free for 3 months. Said sod that and got a 4day a week job that pays 1000 a month.
Gone from 7 inches to 6
>>28787534
unless you look and act like a total shirker, the grace period is sweet. The talons do come out eventually however.
I just ate a plate of bacon and sausage. It hasn't helped my self loathing any.
>>28787565
lose some weight fatty
kek looks like you've been told that before
>>28787534
i think it depends on the scummyness of your town. poor towns will have more people signing on who aren't actually looking for a job. send these people to more of these pointless activities, catch them out when they're late or don't turn up, sanction the bastards. my town is particularly scummy.
>>28787554
it's a case of prove you did 35 hours per week of job searching these days, or 5 hours per day.
>work experience
end this inane shit
>>28787534
Poleaboo has been signing on for 8 months and it's still the same for him
>>28787604
It's nout to do with weight gain.
>>28787626
more fat = smaller dick
so yes it is
>>28787607
>i think it depends on the scummyness of your town. poor towns will have more people signing on who aren't actually looking for a job. send these people to more of these pointless activities, catch them out when they're late or don't turn up, sanction the bastards. my town is particularly scummy.
Poleaboo feels it#s the opposite
If your town has high unemployment then your work coach has sympathy, they understand it is unlikely you will find work so they won't push you
>>28787607
What town you from?
I always see a nice que of chavs outside the job centre when I pass
>>28787631
Actually I burst a vein in it.
Plus started smoking.
So shut up fatty boom boom
>>28787652
I'm not the one losing inches off my dick because I keep putting on weight you fat cunt.
>>28787641
Not that guy but in my town, they all queue for the job centre at opening time then ten minutes later they're queueing for the local Spoons. It's quite a spectacle
>>28787664
There's a Sainsburys right outside my towns job centre and I usually see some of them hanging around the booze section.
>>28787298
Feels like everything is going to be alright for a brief few seconds.
I wouldn't recommend it, you'll be chasing the feeling forever. I'm not even looking for sex anymore, I just want to be the big spoon again.
>>28787607
>it's a case of prove you did 35 hours per week of job searching these days, or 5 hours per day.
Fuck that, as I said, when I was on the dole we had a book that had to be filled and it had to have 3 activities a week.
Most of the time mine read
>read [local] paper, no jobs fitting my skills/experience
>checked [local jobs site] no jobs matching my criteria [or sometimes I'd say found job, applied online]
>checked job points, no jobs fitting my skills.
Dole use to be easy mate.
Pfwoooor lads
Pie day lads
>okfingers.emoji
>fire.emoji
>>28787641
standard. i'm from the NW, this happened outside or job centre not so long ago.
>>28787710
i used to sign on with the paper booklet too. ah, those were the days.
>>28787745
>in English
Mate, I thought the NW was full of pakis.
>>28787745
>>28787710
I used to use the paper booklet too. Just used to lie until I found a job I actually wouldn't mind doing rather than some minimum wage waste of time.
Now I have a heart condition and I have to say, it's far harder trying to keep my disability payments coming in than it was JSA.
Fuck Tory Rule
>>28787661
7 percent body fat and still a bigger dick than you
>>28787769
not at 6 inches you're not tubby
>>28787479
I was unemployed for two weeks last August (only signed on for the bennies/NI) and they made me sign up to a job's fair and tried to get me to email businesses directly, ridiculous.
>>28787745
Kek. Thanks for the laugh lad.
>>28787765
I'm on the autismbux and constantly worried I'll be called in for an assessment.
>>28787711
Jelous lad
I can't eat anything because I've got the shits.
>>28787775
Post your dick and your shirtless body
>>28787664
>>28787698
I've seen people at 8am outside the centre drinking cans of lager, with kids in pyjamas next to them, great fun
>>28787800
are you gay?
what's that got to do with you putting on weight and bursting a vein in your knob?
>>28787745
>>28787765
Paper days were best days.
>tfw fully employed but still hit the shops in dole gear.
Pic related, went to asda for milk in this.
>tfw you're past the stage of caring what you look like and just wear what's comfy.
>>28787800
Gay desu
Orgofht fresh hb
>>28787813
Prove your bigger and skinnier
Pusstboi
>>28787817
>forgot pic
You're not chavcore unless you live chavcore
>>28787760
you're not wrong. my town has suffered white flight quite dramatically, so much so that we were featured on a documentary on BBC2 some time ago. /pol/ would have a field day here.
i don't know if the graffiti is a tongue in cheek comment on the intelligence of my town's citizens, or if it is just genuinely helpful graffiti. either way... there is some life in this place.
>>28787800
>get called out for being a fatty
>immediately wants to see naked guys
what
>>28787788
You will be. I've been on them since January - finally got given an assessment at the start of this month... but fucking Atos had sent me to the wrong place.
So now I have to wait 3-4 more months for an assessment which will double my weekly bennies.
You know how desperate the health situation in this country is when Ian Duncan fucking Smith resigns because of it.
>>28787817
no pic but currently wearing stained cotton trackies and a shirt with holes in it
feelsgoodman
>>28787828
prove you've not put on weight you bender
this is about you, not me
you lost an inch on your dick from putting on weight, that's why we're all laughing at you
>>28787817
decided to wash before i go to the job centre today, this is a rarity
>>28787837
way too neat mate, i can tell you don't get into any scraps wearing that gear
>>28787839
To scared to do it
Just post your man tits lad, we won't laugh.
>>28787843
Yeah I'm bricking it.
Got put on it indefinitely when I was 14 for the autism and in recent years developed other MH problems.
Such fun.
>>28787862
>too scared to post his photo
>wants others to post theirs
>>28787866
You're probably fucked then lad.
The bennies system is so tilted against MH (and therefore autism, to a degree) that people with even the most crippling of illnesses are told to go to work. Unless you're autistic to the point where you can't wipe your own arse (which you're not) you're fucked.
I know a guy with the most extreme schizophrenia and psychosis you've ever seen - hallucinating all the time, no self/impulse control, etc. - but because he can dress himself and walk 200m they told him to get a job.
It's absolutely no surprise to me that all these centres have panic buttons everywhere because people constantly threaten to bomb or burn them down.
>>28787849
>>28787872
>>28787839
>>28787822
This fat virgin is actually samefagging you fat cunt.
Hurry up and post your small penis plz
>>28787837
>Chavcore
>not ellesse
???
>>28787838
>you're not wrong. my town has suffered white flight quite dramatically
Are you white British? what is it like living in an area like that? I think part of my dislike of brown people is down to ignorance, as I rarely encounter any here.
What is it like living amongst so many of them? do they just mind their own business? or do they try and intimidate you because you're white and not a Muslim?
>>28787917
I'm this guy
>>28787912
I live in Luton, ama
>>28787913
this is the same picture posted back when those two guys were arguing, except it had been taken straight from /fit/
Feel like i'm being left behind lads. One of my friends who is younger than me, 22, has just gotten married and he has a very comfy job teaching music and hopes to pay off his mortgage within 5 years. Already has no student debt. I want to be happy for him but i'm so bitter.
>>28787913
>No timestamp
>altered contrast
lel
>>28787948
>getting married at 22
You have nothing to be jealous of.
>>28787860
I don't get into scraps.
I live in a small town and everyone knows me and says 'hi'
>>28787916
>ellesse
>Chavcore
nah mate, Ellesse is normie attire.
Chavs wear it, but it's mostly normies.
>>28787938
>>28787953
Heres my face.
Now post your dick.
Note I said dick cause its the same one guy.
>>28787979
Why have you cropped my photo?
>>28787966
I got married at 20, it's great tbqh.
>>28787912
Yeah I figured.
I read some article a while ago about some woman who lost the use of her legs, is in a wheelchair, and has a motability car yet was told to get a job and had her car taken away because she did not meet the criteria for disability benefits anymore.
The systems fucked up.
>>28786303
you left Glasgow off the list. And Bradford, Midlands (not just Brum) and a good bunch of Northern towns.
is this the gayest board
>>28787989
Why have you took my photo?
>>28788012
>Glasgow
It isn't really that bad mate. Like Edinburgh the muslims just own kilt shops and don't bother anyone.
>>28786397
muh shits
>>28787913
https://desustorage.org/fit/thread/37086507/#37087176
Who is this guy that comes here, pretends to be somebody else and then runs away when he's called out?
>>28788031
come to govanhill
>>28788002
Jeez lad, why'd you get hitched so early? And why are you still here? I'm 20 and I can't even imagine what that's like.
>>28787917
yes, i'm white british. i live in one of the many muslim areas in my town, there is a straight 50/50 divide through the centre of the town (see pic, i suppose the red area is the islamic population). i am from a poor family so my parents couldn't afford to move to a white part of town when their neighbours and friends started moving, so they are incredibly isolated here.
i've got used to it, since it's been like this my whole life. the muslims that are integrated are very westernised ,although there are an older generation (waiting to die off) that haven't integrated at all... still don't speak the language or acknowledge the culture.
the one thing i miss the most are our pubs. we used to have a thriving pub scene, there was a pub on every corner. all friendly, small, nostalgic pubs. these started closing before i was born and now we have an appaling number of pubs in the town considering how many people drink here. furthermore, some of these pubs have been turned into islamic education centres which is like having salt rubbed in the wounds. i lost my local recently and am still very sore about it. although i know there's no direct correlation to the pubs closing and the islamic community, there is.
>>28787948
>married at 22
What the fuck was he thinking?
Even if I was head over heels in love with a girl I wouldn't marry her until we spent at least 10 years together and I was over 30.
It's like having a kid early, you've just locked down your life early for no reason.
>>28788077
>>28787917
derrr, the green is the islamic populace sorry, misleading. i'll post a link to the documentary if you care.
Lads, I want to get into football. I like watching it, and followed the same team for 28 years. I'd just like to get more into that. Whats the best way to delve into football and know what's happening outside of my diddy club and the who's who of football. I use to know all this shit back as a kid, but no idea how.
>>28788099
>Diddy club
Do you support Clyde?
>>28788040
Thats my picture. I told you that already, I posted it on fit and have done several times.
I'll happily post another with timestamp and face but not until you lost a single picture of yourself samefag.
>>28788128
kek no you won't
you stole that picture from /fit/ and got called out when you did it the first time
Sup lads? Been a while. How is everyone doing?
Spent a lot of time in New York recently but now I'm back in Europe, still living the international life. I run my own consultancy firm which is a bit like having a job except I don't have to go to work. Just gotta spend time with my clients on Skype every day and fly in to see them once a month or so.
Chilling at the girlfriend's place while she's at the office right now.
>>28788128
>fatty getting defensive
>>28788109
Nah mate, the glorius East Fife.
Been following their exploits since I was a kid, and go to at least 10-15 matches a season.
>>28788140
Wrong tripcode.
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/19000535/#19011575
>>28788098
>i'll post a link to the documentary if you care.
Yes please, thanks mate. I'll take a look at the documentary.
Watching Ran, lads. It's pretty good.
>>28788183
three parts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZuzRSYSsqo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epbbEqvXOU8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TQ3IrhY6dc
enjoy
>tfw you will never live on a space station working a cosy job with a wife and a child and going to the space pub down at the docking station with the lads after workand then being killed by an alien
>>28788177
I've been impersonated a lot.
If you look at this
https://desustorage.org/r9k/search/username/BritNormie/
You can see that this is my real tripcode.
>>28788233
Incorrect, the linked one was the first and predates you, the imposter.
Fucking royal mail, the van was down my road, now it's not and I didn't get my delivery
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>28788252
>https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/16528280/#16531348
This is the first. Predates it by several months.
Although I suspect you know that already.
>>28788140
You got some of the details wrong.
>>28788279
Were you the sub marine guy?
Got myself a girlfriend lads, she moved in with me recently
>inb4 ree
I'm quite happy I've found someone, but now she lives with me I've realised I don't like her that much
But I'm too beta to be open about my feelings and
I'm also very aware I probably won't do any better in the future
I have so many feels and just needed to vent
>>28788296
He's Craven, from /int/.
He's also behind poleaboo, tilde, bae guy, bmw guy, tranny grindr guy etc.
That's all he does with his time, makes up characters and pretends to live their lives through here.
>>28788287
Haha no.
>>28788296
Nah but I remember that guy. There were actually two people who claimed to work for BAE Systems on submarine construction. One of them I am pretty sure was telling the truth, but one of them was clearly talking shit and couldn't get his facts straight at all.
>>28788099
Buy fifa desu, that's how I got back into it
Used to know fuck all outside my club and now I know all the shit from other leagues, the best players and up and comers etc
/sp/ is alright but take everything they say with a pinch of salt
>>28788319
One BAE, one Atkins.
But I guess you've forgotten that argument you had with yourself here.
>>28788319
>There were actually two people who claimed to work for BAE Systems on submarine construction.
DELETE THIS
>>28788318
the sub guy was real
I doxxed him
>>28788346
>I doxxed the character I came up with but never posted actual proof
Ok lad.
>>28788232
>tfw you will never go on wacky adventures with your brother around the world and actually make something of your life
>>28788346
Doxxing is mean.
>>28788357
He's real. Im on his facebook profile now
>>28788318
I remember the BMW guy too. He was a lot of fun to wind up, by saying it was his dad's car. I think he was also the "I am moving to Budapest to get away from Muslims" guy. Might not have been Budapest, was somewhere in eastern europe though.
>>28788337
I wound up both of them but neither of them were me. The Atkins guy was extremely pathetic, whether or not he actually worked there. The guy who actually worked for BAE was sound. The guy who was only pretending was the same guy who posted timestamped photos of himself in the bath, I am pretty sure.
>>28788232
Sometimes I'll have to work on a submarine during its operation and it's a very similar feeling to Alien Isolating at night. The creaking and loud engine noises, you could almost be in space.
>>28788384
I'm on your facebook profile now.
>>28788409
I can believe that
Funny how Poleaboo had "an interview" and so wouldn't be posting just as "BritNormie" shows up.
Convenient.
>>28785230
How do I get rid of spots, someone told me to drink water, so far I'm washing my face with water everytime I piss
>>28788423
Pretty sure I've been posting here before Poleaboo was even on the scene.
>>28788436
don't use hot water, it dries the skin out
don't touch your face as much
cut down on oily foods
>>28788367
>tfw would just settle for a nice bike.
>>28785904
Get out you paki cunt
What do you lads think about the muslim patrols in muslim areas?
Turn 19 in a few weeks lads what should I do, don't have friends so was thinking of just drinking and watching tvlike every other day of my life
>>28788517
>What do you lads think about the muslim patrols in muslim areas?
I think they are a good way of keeping the Infidels in check.
>>28788517
>What do you lads think about the muslim patrols in muslim area
lads
i know it sounds gay but im lonely as fuck
>>28788423
Poleaboos interview is at 3pm
>>28788533
Arn't you supposed to be at an interview?
>>28788468
I've been saving up for a Honda Fireblade for quite some time now. I turn 24 in a few months so I'll be able to finally ride one.
It's all I want, I think every man should own a motorbike.
wew lads all this body image posting has inspired me to post my own beautiful masculine form
years of not getting picked in PE, not going to the gym and consistently eating 1 meal a day while shitposting or playing video games have left me completelyskinny
ttyl x
>>28788555
>Honda
Enjoy your reliability.
>>28788517
String em up mate.
Lads I keep having dreams about travelling the world with the hairy bikers.
I've been watching all their shows online and it's really depressed me that I'll never have a friendship like they do. Riding around Eastern Europe eating tasty foods and having fun would be my ideal life.
I can't even ride a motorbike so that makes it even more unlikely.
>>28788555
>>28788576
Btw...you know this already but, that's an insanely powerful motorcycle.
Be careful. Don't do anything stupid.
>>28788598
>Don't do anything stupid.
Like riding a motorcycle.
>>28788592
Have you watched Sons of Anarchy?
>>28788611
No, what's it about? I just really want to be friends with the hairy bikers.
>>28788635
lad i could be described as a biker, as well as being pretty hairy.
i still want to top myself and post here daily
also love me some trap porn
nothing changes, except you own a bike
>>28788598
I've been riding motorbikes since I was about 6, I'm not one of those chodes who jump straight on a 1000cc and blast down the street to maccy d's with Smith, Smithy and Smithster.
That being said, it's certainly not a toy and you're right about it being powerful.
>>28788610
Riding a motorbike is the best way to feel the power of god without being on PCP
>>28788155
Where do you live?
I'll fuck you up you virgin, rape your fucking family.
You got a younger sister?
>>28788657
>hairy biker
>anime posting
Hmmm
>>28788635
It's a series about a gang of white bikers who get into feuds with other gangs (mexicans, blacks).
There's a really strong sense of brotherhood between them which is why I thought you might like it. A lot of fat, hairy violent bikers who are actually a bit soft on the inside and quite friendly
>>28788727
Also the ending of it is god tier
>>28788635
>>28788727
i thought it was a cooking show
>>28788700
ive watched anime since the macross do you remember love film thing was released in 84
>>28788738
Stopped watching after season 5.
DoesJackieboy get outta guns
>>28788789
I watched it ages ago so I don't even remember.
Season 4 or 5 was the peak I think, 6 and 7 went pretty mental but it's worth watching.
Got my ds3 runs down to an hour and 8 minutes. I'm fucking autistic.
>>28788847
what the whole game?
What jobs do you lot have?
>>28788847
>tfw still haven't beatSouls of Cinder
I've not beatenGharmenon bloodborne either.
Completed the other souls games, including demon's which is still my favourite.
>>28788789
he did, honestly it's worth powering through just for the ending
>>28788883
yeah, been artistically playing it since it came out
>>28788896
Demons souls is fantastic, probably my favorite too
>>28788892
Full time dole scrounger
>>28788892
Work Thurs-Sun in a 24 hour cafe. I don't mind the shifts because I don't really socialise outside of work anyway and the people I work with work the same days so if we are going to go out for a drink or whatever it's usually a mon-wed.
Covered a few times for the mon-wed shifts and they're hell, no one comes in bar a few regulars and it's quiet as hell and cleaning only takes like an hour tops when no customers.
>>28788952
>96 hours non stop
that's not legal
Afternoon lads, just been diagnosed with autism
When does my free money rolling in?
>>28788998
*start rolling
shit
>>28788966
I meant to say I work nights.
Also, there is no law against how many hours you can work as long as you get your rest periods.
I work 10pm-6am every thursday, friday, saturday and sunday.
>>28788892
Shop assistant for a small local shop. Pay is minimum and it's stressful sometimes, but by and large it's not the worst job out there.
