How do I let my crush know I have a big dick when I don't actually have a big dick?
>>28784956
Banana in pants
>>28784956
banana in ass
>>28784956
Unless it's a microdick or she's a collosal cunt (being stupid hot is the only possible exception in that case) NO GIRL CARES ABOUT YOUR DICK LENGTH IF YOU CAN MAKE HER CUM
>>28785012
that would make it look like I have a stiffy though. I was thinking maybe I could pay a girl to tell my crush that she was my ex and that my crush should watch out because my penis is so large it hurted her. Do random female strangers talk to each other like that though?
I have a very large penis and have only slept with a single girl throughout my freshman semester of college, my girlfriend. Many people are aware of my penis size due to wearing some unfortunate shorts with no underwear. My roommate is much smaller than I am, and has slept with many women outside of his relationship the past two semesters.
No one is going to fuck you just because you have a big dick anon
>>28785078
I don't want to fuck her, I just want her to know I have a big dick
>>28784956
don believ they say penisbig not relevant, very able assert dominance over grill
try sox n scratch balls in sight of ladychoice
if pic is girl don't even try, itll turn her off
first step basic common interests, build those up
second decently attractive, build that up gym etc
third emotionally connective, which includes sex but you can build upw ith her so long as your enot too autistic
>>28784956
Man oh man I wanna see Katya take a bbc
>>28785310
that would be rape, I've heard katya only likes bwc
>>28785310
>Man oh man I wanna see Katya take a bbc
duuude I would pay like $30 for this
>>28785428
>not doing things you don't want to do for payment
what is work
>>28785428
I don't care. I wanna see her pussy get ripped apart by a Jamal and Tyrone double team.
>>28785519
I don't get the attraction to that, she looks waifu material
>>28785596
She needs to get her soul crushed by the biggest blackest most evil niggers from the wilds of Africa.
>2016
>katya
lel she aged like milk
white women, not even once.
>>28785607
THIS senpai desu, imagine a ghetto gorilla stretching that young white pussy with his BBC while smoking a joint to get back at us for slavery
>>28785607
dicks confused now
no racial shit btw just abuse
abuse a waifu hrmm?
>>28785635
that's creepy as fuck man, I'm so glad I'm out of that phase
>>28785632
>lel she aged like milk
post recent pic, don't think I've seen one of her
>>28785657
she from youtube?
>>28785705
>she from youtube?
nah mate katya used to post her pics on vk I think but I am pretty sure she stopped a few years back
she is from ukraine I think? If I am remembering correctly
>>28785761
if I remember correctly* but thanks
>>28785596
Thats the whole appeal anon.
>>28785861
>if I remember correctly* but thanks
wait are you sure mine is wrong?
idk they both seem like they would work
if I am remembering this correctly is definitely a phrase
