Go on fellas, give me an autism shot
>>28784902
Say 'one a scale of 1-10 how bad do you want the pick up line to be?'
Then when she says 10 you say
'DAMN BITCH, YOU IS FINE'
50% of the time, it works every time.
>>28784946
I don't mind, I was thinking of something subtle but slowly getting autistic if you catch my drift.
>>28784976
Wow, is that a galaxy s6 edge? I am so jelly of you right now!!
>>28784902
Ask her what kind of asian she is OP
They love that shit
>>28784999
No my phone is just some cheap knock off brand
>>28784902
You look like Elsa from frozen.
Except you're shown, and you don't have blonde hair, and you don't have powers of creating ice and stuff. Also you're not attractive.
Come to think of it, you don't look like Elsa at all.
>>28785031
I'm talking about her phone. You should complement her phone because she's Asian and Asians are so geeky ~^.^~
Here is the first message
>>28784902
>>28785075
Most Americans and Europeans are sleeping right now OP, you'll get less exposure by posting this thread at this time.
>>28785075
That suggestion was already horrible, the omission of the last part was the nail in the coffin. Try again OP
>>28785184
>>28785139
I will post more as I get them, may be awhile
>>28785075
>You are like this person but worse
>>28785197
this shitty thread will die long before then. also check em
>>28785139
>Europeans are sleeping right now
It is 10:29 - who the fuck sleeps now.
>>28785075
Based response anon.
>>28785075
>You can't turn water into its solid form, but the same can't be said for my dick.
Okay it's a stretch, there wasn't that much to work with
>i have a habit of coming late
>>28784902
>That short about me
It's a bot, yes bots use average looking girls now
>>28785075
she won't even realize it's not a compliment
You look really cute, fancy coming round my place and ordering a takeaway.
I know this really cool place called 'ching chong ying yang'.
>>28785139
im from the UK, im full wake now
