Ask a normie who just got back from a date with his gf anything
post her nudes so we know its real
How much money did you spend on that "date"?
>>28784787
nah I think I'll pass
any other takers?
>>28784804
Zero, we went to the beach and watched fireworks for Victoria Day (Canadafag). Then she sucked my dick in the car
OP is a lying faggot: https://gyazo.com/5ddc8a14476bcd1ede2de90c063dc6ff
what did Jamal's dick taste like?
>>28784824
I never claimed OP is my gf you retard
anyone else?
YFW YOU WILL NEVER BE BETTER THAN SENPAI
>>28784834
Implying you have a GF. We all know you're a fucking troglodyte faggot.
>>28784834
What do you want out of this my man? Validation? Congrats? Robot tears? Bitter posts?
I mean your life must be pretty sad that you get laid and still this attention/validation
>>28784779
If you suck a nigger dick, does it taste like fried chicken?
>>28784857
I'm willing to answer questions so lonely beta robots can live vicariously through me
Also willing to offer advice to those that seek it
Validation is nice and extra as well
>>28784833
Chocolate
>>28784859
No, it takes like chocolate
>>28784884
You're a lying bitch. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28784853
>>28784906
If you say so, man
don't you have any questions?
>>28784884
>I'm willing to answer questions so lonely beta robots can live vicariously through me
We can't live vicariously if you won't even provide pics of screenshots of conversations online
>Also willing to offer advice to those that seek it
Unless you're an ugly manlet with social anxiety/retardation that somehow made it, your advice is ultimately useless
>Validation is nice and extra as well
I agree, but surely there are better ways for actual normies to get validation. Don't you have facebook and friends you can talk to on there so you can share your story of how you got laid?
>>28784930
>We can't live vicariously if you won't even provide pics of screenshots of conversations online
Alright, fine. Pic related are her titties. I will also post a piece of erotic lit I sent to her in my next post.
>Unless you're an ugly manlet with social anxiety/retardation that somehow made it, your advice is ultimately useless
Not all of my advice would be useless. I see your point though. Maybe I can help the other sleeper chads here
>I agree, but surely there are better ways for actual normies to get validation. Don't you have facebook and friends you can talk to on there so you can share your story of how you got laid?
That's not really socially acceptable/none of my friends are interested in hearing about that
As far as 24 year old normies go, bragging about getting a BJ is something only a cringe-worthy faggot would do
>>28784929
Why don't you just give us proof then, eh?
>>28784975
Forgot the picture
For the record, it was the best BJ I ever had
>>28784975
>pic related
come on mang
>>28784981
What kind of proof do you want, my man?
How old are you?
I'm like 30, so if you're 25ish nothing you can say would really help
>>28784985
Wonky ass boobs. You're apparent GF is a fucking uggo.
>>28785005
Omfg that is cringy.
>>28784779
That's a divine ass right there.
Knew a girl with an ass like that in high school. Name was Sabrina, bit of a slut but with that name and ass that's expected.
>>28785011
The word you're looking for in your case is your
Haha I'm clever
I assure you she's not ugly
>>28785030
She seemed to enjoy it very much, mate
Maybe you're cringing because sex is so foreign to you that the idea of writing and sending something like that makes you cringe, just like the thought of actually having sex is cringey for you?
>>28785010
I'm 24
>>28785005
This is the most creepy fucking thing I've ever seen. You're an obvious orbiter.
>>28784824
It's also shopped.
>>28785081
Yes, I'm an obvious orbiter who just came down his girlfriend's throat. Orbiting so hard.
really couldn't give a fuck if you don't believe me if that's all you have to post.
next?
>>28785110
OP IS A NORMIE AND A FAGGOT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(that thing you wrote was super faggy)
>>28785110
share your physical states m8, I want to figure out whether you're chad or just a normie
>>28785147
>(that thing you wrote was super faggy)
Yeah, and so are emojis, but bitches love it regardless.
t b h it was pretty fun to write and I got really hard doing it
>>28785110
>MFW a robot pretends to be a Chad
>>28785168
Honestly dude it's decently weird to write that.
>>28785150
6'0"
white
crooked bottom teeth
receding hairline
kind of skelly/skinnyfat mode, 160 lbs, albeit still pretty athletic. I have a visible V on my pelvic region, if that counts for anything
cock is 6 x 6 inches
shoe size 11
uhhhh can't really think of anything else
>>28785191
are you guys under the impression I just sent that shit unsolicited? She asked me to write it
she was the first one that sent me a "story" of her own unsolicited
>>28785169
uh huh. exactly dude. just humor me then and ask me some questions
>>28785193
>6'0"
It's ok OP that's all I really needed to know
>>28785208
How do you find weirdo girls like this
Writing goofy erotic fiction sounds like fun
>>28785220
it is fun
I found her on OKCupid, and she's not really a weirdo, just really horny. you might be surprised to find out that there are actually tons of normie women out there who love to read word porn. it's why 50 shades of grey was so popular
>>28785208
Oh so you're telling me you're both cringe worthy troglodytes who blow each-other at 12:00 on Monday nights?
>>28785236
it was 11pm, and it's a holiday in canada
and yeah, I guess we're both "cringe-worthy" according to you
>>28785110
Why the fuck are you on a board for autists? don't you have other women to cum inside??? that child support crisis isn't going to fix it's self without your hard earned wagekek dollars from mr shekleberg.
>>28785005
Damn son.
Not gonna lie that was actually pretty hot. I say this as a writer myself.
>>28785208
I have one, when she wags her foot and starts texting crazy what do you do
>>28785274
I've been here since I was like 16 or 17, I'm 24 now
I just turned into a normie because I won the genetic lottery, so even though I fucked up socially in high school I still made it
>>28785278
thank you very much, I'm glad you think my writing is okay
I was gonna use more adjectives, but I thought that'd be corny, so I kept it simple instead for the most part
>>28785208
question
what happens when she wags her foot or starts texting crazy, what do? what say
>>28785307
I'm sorry dude, I can't really pretend like I understand what the fuck you're saying
please rephrase the question
>>28785341
are you kidding? when a girl starts wagging her foot like nuts. like she is wagging her foot and wants sex
also when she likes you but starts texting and wants to be approached? I don't understand how that works and they don't know I don't get it
>>28785321
Yeah man, simple's good. No overtly retarded language or cringey dialogue, just good ol' fashioned sexytimes with just enough to make it seem believable.
Of course I'm a screenwriter so what do I know
>>28785341
or when they say do you need something else? or are there any other questions at job interviews
also when they buy a lottery ticket or when a couple tries to engage a threesome with said lottery ticket thing
everyone knows except me and nobody will tell me. these are all sexual
>>28785059
No that's cringy I refuse to believe another human being said that this monstrosity was anywhere approaching """""good""""", there's no tension the only premise is getting the characters dick wet and you assume she's a virgin because she told you? Haha ok then buddy I fucked a 9/10 last night prove me wrong. You can't, if you even have a girlfriend (I severely doubt you do probably got on omegle with a looped webm for some horny stacie) and if she did love you she would have told you it was nice and added a but a massive but "tonight was the night you PLANNED to lose YOUR VIRGINITY to ME" Planned to lose your virginity is more than enough unless there's someone else in the room, are you being cucked anon?
"As soon as WE get into YOUR room YOU sit down on YOUR bed and I sit next to YOU"
Holy fuck you certainly got your (you)'s in there didn't ya buddy.
Next time try to take a fucking English class so you don't come across as retarded.
>>28785321
"Turned into"
Yeah ok buddy the only thing you turned into was a failed abortion.
>>28785341
I'm almost a hundred percent that's international but I know its state wide
also if I stomp or snap my fingers and such and they come over do I just start a conversation with them?
I tried it once to a girl and she came, we were alone on the streets, and I freaked out and she said, oh sry I thought you were a friend
>>28785417
alright well you seem unusually angry
do you have an actual question?
>>28785417
dude you sound butthurt af
fuck storefronts why the fuck do I have to identify store fronts
>>28785417
>there's no tension
You seem like a man who watches porn for the plot.
>>28785446
Yeah why are you lieing?
>>28785446
I do answer mine, seriously wags foot or kicks the ground kinda thing. I don't just walk up and approach? do I give a good reason
or this just happened recently: I went to apply at a job and was going to give resume, she said well you still have to fill out an application. I said I'm open to that. so she got her younger coworker and went to a room with her. I freak out so much because I'm not sure is it normal of sex to just walk in there?
did you sniffed her anus? How did it smelled like?
>>28785482
the word is lying, and I'm not, your cognitive dissonance is just really high right now because you're triggered
if you cant answer my questions fuck you youre fake. you just have sex with gf kinda thing
>>28785490
i want what you're having
>>28785501
not yet
>>28785523
I'm seriously an 11 but I'm so fucking retarded I'm deadly depressed I have emotional issues from being abused as a child and everybody is so fucked to me because I don't have sex with them. I move a lot but everything is getting better. I'm finally getting therapy
fuck store fronts so hard
>>28785523
ive never met one person who didn't want to have sex with me, at least before I opened my mouth
>>28785507
Wow sorry for the auto correct, and being skeptical is healthy anon would you believe a person on a /sci/ board that claimed to have invented cold fusion? no? neither would I it's not cognitive dissonance it's being skeptical.
>>28785598
you asked a question and I answered it
I understand the skepticism
>>28785614
Then we are in agreement, why would you come to this board to taunt the autistic? got nothing better to do? did your dad beat you as a child? did someone else fuck your girlfriend and now your taking it out on the socially deficient?
>>28784779
How many minutes would it take to reach Jupiter while travelling at a speed of 2kph?
>>28785690
294 million years
>>28785684
answered this already
Judging from those nipples/boobs your girlfriend is a little bit on the chubby side?
>>28785721
god you try too hard man
>>28785707
Yeah what was? it I don't feel like trawling through the whole thread to find out jamal raped you as a kid.
>>28785738
Am I right? And if she is chubby why are we impressed?
>>28785770
He refuses to show her face so I believe she's a butter face, but maybe she's just pure fucking butter her tit's are gross and not even big.
>>28785811
>>28785770
>>28785721
HOLY FUCKING SOUR GRAPES
I mean I am a KV too but even I don't actually feel the need to pretend like some dude is dating a troll just to feel better about myself
>>28785721
Yeah a little bit, she's still really qt and hot tho
>>28785811
I'm not showing her face because I don't want anyone to recognize her
slim chance, but I'm not taking it
>>28785844
I'm just pointing out the obvious, this doesn't apply to manlets but if you're atleast 6'0 you should have no trouble finding a chubby girl
