I just drank 3 hugs of beer by myself, in a bar
Top that you self hating faggots
>>28784737
What %?
Stupid fucking robot fuck off
>>28784783
You fuxk off you faggot
>>28784797
Fuck you, I was talking to the robot
alright ill bite the samefag: whats a hug?
>>28784826
>robot doesn't know what a hug is
pure pottery
>>28784737
>goes to bar
>drinks a few thimbles of 4.2% alcohol light beer
>doesn't meet any girls
>ends up at home alone to shitpost with typos rampant because can't handle booze
Robot confirmed
>>28784826
Probably meant jug, bro.
>>28784841
>be not op
>find a good-tasting 10% beer
>buy a 64oz bottle from a brewery
>take it home
>chug the first glass
>it's so smooth, gotta have more
>end up at 4 hugs
>feel utterly annihilated
>decide to stand up
>have to puke immediately
>spend the next 3 hours coming down and dry-heaving
>>28784891
That's even worse than what I was thinking
i drink shitty boxed red wine out of a sunbleached Obama mug
>>28784737
why would you go to a bar just to drink 3 hugs of beer alone?
>>28786900
that sounds like a song by a shit band
>>28786918
has my life become a hipster song title
>>28786935
yes you and the string quartet of moustached squires
>>28786948
what even is life anymore
how long until hipsters start appropriating robot behavior?
>>28786900
that mug looks comfy desu
>>28786900
>daytime
Pleb
>>28786900
I remember you! It always feels weird recognising someone in a completely different thread.
