Any robots start to actually turn their lives around? Stories?
>>28783766
Yeah, actually. I'll post tomorrow because I'm exhaustarino
>>28783766
I start changing my life every year but fuck up halfway through
>>28783766
I wouldn't consider my life as truly taking a turn until I go atleast a month without coming back to the robot
>>28784037
>>28784014
Haha same, I make strides to but always end up back where I started eventually
i dunno but
hes a qt
>actually got a degree
>planted a garden and maintain a nice lawn
>working on my bachelor's degree, done after winter hopefully
>actually made friends IRL, from internet but see 2 on monthly basis
>in the middle of weaning myself off of a lifelong caffeine addiction
I still feel like shit every day but I actually think I'm recovering from my depression, I feel hope for the first time in a while
I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me.
first, you need to find an isolated area so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread.
My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit.
Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet.
You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird.
This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences.
I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but still catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, boner throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.
I started to go to the gym earlier this year. I got more confident. I cut my long hair off and actually styled it. I've fone on 6 dates with 4 different grills. I was supposed to go to Santa Monica with a co worker yesterday but my car fucked up. It's been going up
Only real way to turn life around was to lower my standards which I won't be doing anytime soon considering theyre already rockbottom
Also because I'm a shallow fat neckbeard
>>28784121
Santa Monica here, what are you doing, can I come?
>>28784104
Pretty sure he's that based California anon I see on /pol/ and /o/ sometimes
>>28784152
fuck that was spergy and I exposed by bus fetish. I sometimes check archives and see other people who live here or traveled her to meet up and finally encounter one live.
>>28784104
Aww thank you : 3
>>28784213
Yeah that's me
>>28784135
Doesn't that just dig you into a deeper hole if you lower your standards?
>>28784249
What other choice do I have anon? This hole was inescapable from the start
Fucked a 9/10
Made out naked with a 6/10
Went to a top 10 university
Went to some crazy parties
Have about 4 long-term friends currently
>>28784347
I guess that's a good point, what do you want from life to be happy? I think you just have to list some priorities so you can start small then move up
My friend asked me to go out with him one night, I haven't been out prior to that for about 6 years, changed my life.
>Lost my virginity to white girl with 32DDs, she is still trying to be in a relationship with me even though I don't want too
>Made multiple female friends
>Hooked up with multiple girls 5/10+
>Currently talking to a girl and probably soon to be gf
I'm a 4/10 manlet btw
>>28784448
Interesting situation anon, way to play the game and make the best out of it
>>28784501
My friend is a Chad despite being 2 inches shorter than me, he gave me the confidence I needed I guess.
>tfw i still measure the feelings i have for someone off the feelings i had for her
She's still my definition of love
>>28784539
I feel that, famiglia.
>>28784551
Nobody has come close
>>28783766
Using home gym and previous job money to bulk (already have an ottermode body thats low BF)
Sending job applications. Its not much but gives me hope and have an interview lined up this week
Reading self improvement stuff
Not getting involved with womyn yet to save my momentum and self esteem (trying previously was a hit or miss and mostly left me feeling bitter)
Conserving my energy to improve my personality in what I really want to have
Cocoon mode is real boyos
>>28784152
I was gonna just walk and take pics but it looks like it might rain. So I might not go
>>>28784849
>68 deg F
>precipitation 20%
Its a months away from summer and tee shirt weather. Any rain will be like last Thursday when it rained lightly for an hour.
Momoffered to let me bang her if I could get my life out of the gutter. She actually let me when I did.
Now my life is alright, fairly normal.
>>28784966
>lying on the internet
bizarrio
>>28783766
>lost 50 lbs
>got job
>moved out of my parents' house
26 hhkv.
I have (half) turned it around but still regret my life so far.
>Hated school when I was 13 to 16, was constantly being picked on and suspended
>Getting threatened to be kicked out the house
>In bongland you do GCSE exams at 16, AS level exams at 17 and A level exams at 18
>Complete the exams you do in britbong land at 16, did far worse than I should of done
>Got expelled afterwards and went to a new school
>I blamed it on stress while taking them, parents and everyone else said I just didn't work hard at all
>Get told that I should get a job at 16 and that I wasn't smart enough to do As and A levels
>Go to new school and get predicted D grades at AS since I just did a last minute cram for GCSE
>Work hard throughout school and end up getting AAAA at AS (This was better than anyone in my current school or the one I get kicked out of got)
>Look at universities and realise that it meant nothing due to my GCSE results
>Pissed as fuck but already had a feeling this was true
>Forget about this and just think fuck it and apply to goodish universities
>Recently talking to based teacher who works for enjoyment since he is past retirement age
>He was impressed that I managed to get good AS grades after doing badly at GCSE
>I said to him that I feel as if I wasted my potential and wondered if I should of done better at secondary school
>He said "To be honest you seem like the sort of student who would of gone to Oxford if you had a better chance at it"
The thing which pisses me of the most is that everyone I knew has suddenly "forgot" that only a few years ago I was getting suspended constantly, looking at getting a job and told that I wasn't smart enough to go to university
FUCKING NORMIES WIN EVERY FUCKING ROUND, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28783766
>apply to a few places
>do a series of interviews
>no bites
>grow dick over the past couple of years
>fuck wives on the reg
other than that I got nothing
