>tfw no killer queen
>tfw no the emperor
DYNAMITE AND LASER BEAMS
>tfw no star platinum the world
/r9k/'s stands would be pretty fucked up. Think The Lock or maybe The Devil. A few insane fuckers might get some hatred-spawned shit like King Crimson.
>tfw no stand to kill normals with on a whim
>tfw you will never be confronted by some 6'2" hyper muscular Chads with stronger stands than you and beaten to a pulp for your evil ways
>>28784201
>discover JoJo
>King Crimson's Epitaph is my favourite song
>"Who's this fabulous bastard?"
>Diavolo discovered; favourite stand found
>Assess what kind of stand I would have
>Branched personality, eccentric, very paranoid about covering my history
>Used to have voices in my head, borderline psychosis thoughts, extreme levels of repressed anger
ONLY THE RESULTS MATTER
Let's get stands
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
http://www.pages.drexel.edu/~dft29/Stand_Generator/Stand-Generation.html
>>28785052
last time I got
Stand Name: Island in the Sun
Stand Ability: [Godly Incarnate](http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Godly_Incarnate)
Power - A
Speed - C
Range - D
Durability - D
Precision - B
Potential - C
>>28785052
Stand Name: Parachute Woman
Stand Ability: [Underworld Lordship](http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Underworld_Lordship)
Power - A
Speed - A
Range - D
Durability - C
Precision - A
Potential - B
Not bad
>>28785052
Stand Name: Like Antennas To Heaven
Stand Ability: [Draining field projection] (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Draining_Field_Projection)
Power - A
Speed - B
Range - A
Durability - D
Precision - D
Potential - D
sounds like it would be op, since that A range means I can just drain things to death from really far away
if the drain heals me, even better
pretty god tier if I say so myself
would be one of those bullshit long range stands, and I could drain health from everything around me
Bring Up My Post
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>>28785052
Stand Name: Black and White Town
Stand Ability: [Http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/enhanced_visibility](http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/enhanced_visibility)
The user is capable of becoming more noticeable and visible to others perspective. They become more likable, attractive and draw people to them, some of which are willing to befriend user or even become their followers.
Power - A
Speed - A
Range - D
Durability - B
Precision - C
Potential - D
Did I just get chad powers?
Stand Name: In The Aeroplane Over The Sea
[INNU ZA ERUPURANO OBA ZA SEA]
Stand Ability: [Cloud Creature Creation](http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cloud_Creature_Creation)
Power - C
Speed - C
Range - B
Durability - A
Precision - C
Potential - D
>Durability - A
Well. I'm a confirmed jobber, but at least I'll be able to summon a harem of Anne Franks or stain semen over mountaintops.
>>28785102
>>28785568
thanks for reminding me to bad japanese-english it
[AIILANNDOO INNU ZA SAN]
>>28785052
Stand Name: Breathe
Stand Ability: [Hypnosis](http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hypnosis)
Power - A
Speed - B
Range - D
Durability - B
Precision - B
Potential - D
>power A
Woah. I expected some weak ass stand that would have the ability to hypnotize normies and turn them into robots.
>>28785781
island in the sun here
we could tag team and fuck up some normals bigtime
Stand Name: The Kiss
Stand Ability: [Heliokinetic Combat](http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Heliokinetic_Combat)
Power - D
Speed - B
Range - A
Durability - D
Precision - C
Potential - A
Okay, apparently this particular ability could manifest in several different ways. But given that power and durability are both D, I'm going to guess that it's not a brute melee kind of ability. However, speed and range are both high, and precision is average, so I'm going to guess it's more along the lines of generating light and heat, or maybe all kinds of electromagnetic radiation. Maybe it could take the form of generating sweltering heat, distracting lights and even communicating via microwave. Could kill via something like focusing energy on targets from far away and hoping I can cook them through before they can hide again, like a very slow sniper.
Seems pretty cool.
>>28785427
Bring Up My Post 2.0
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Stand Name: All the Friends You Can Eat
Stand Ability: [Mental Disorder Manipulation](http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mental_Disorder_Manipulation)
Power - A
Speed - B
Range - B
Durability - D
Precision - C
Potential - A
This is useful. I can force my enemies to experience all kinds of mental distress.
I wonder what my stand looks like.
>>28785052
GOOD RIGHT?
Stand Name: Freeze
Stand Ability: [Attack Mode](http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Attack_Mode)
Power - C
Speed - A
Range - A
Durability - A
Precision - B
Potential - A
>>28785052
Stand Name: Golden Liar
Stand Ability: [Life Magic](http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life_Magic)
Power - A
Speed - D
Range - D
Durability - C
Precision - A
Potential - A
I love that the title of the song works so well with the ability. After all, I'd be lying about inanimate objects being alive.
>>28787004
Like your pic probably but buff
>>28785052
Stand Name: Boilermaker
Stand Ability: [Holy Fire Manipulation](http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Holy_Fire_Manipulation)
Power - A
Speed - C
Range - A
Durability - C
Precision - D
Potential - D
It's basically Magician's Red with some extra shit. Controlling flames is pretty cool though.
The name fits too.
