Soda Felony
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http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/04/20/mcdonalds-customer-accused-putting-soda-in-water-cup-charged-with-robbery.html
>A McDonald's customer in Arkansas accused of emptying his cup of water and filling it with soda now faces a robbery charge, police said Tuesday.
>The restaurant manager said the suspect was one of three people who asked for water at the drive-thru window in Springdale. The customers parked and walked into the store before dumping out the water and pouring soda into the cups, KHBS/KHOG-TV reports.
>The manager spotted the three and told them to return the soda. Only 18-year-old Cody Morris refused, police say.
>The manager even ran out and tried to block Morris' car from leaving, but the suspect reportedly drove his vehicle in reverse and hit the worker twice before speeding away.
>Police arrested the driver after they said they found his car at a nearby bowling alley. It's unclear whether he'll face any additional charges aside from felony robbery.
>buy a bronze ring
>break it in the parking lot, go back in, and take a diamond ring without paying
>>28783001
>$.006 worth of soda is the same as a diamond ring
>get caught trying to cheat a store
>run away and hit someone with your car TWICE in the process
>"WTF WHY AM I GETTING ARRESTED IT'S JUST A SODA BRO"
ur dumb.
>>28783270
Perfect soda can be mass produced with pocket change and sold for insane prices due to extensive marketing campaigns and artificial scarcity
>It's unclear whether he'll face any additional charges aside from felony robbery.
He hit the dude with his car! I can't believe that's the only charge.
Also, pop is a fucking dollar, why do this?
I'm from an area that sat says pop and it triggers me when people I know say soda and I know they only say it to try and be hip
>>28782816
>tfw I do this but fill the cup with Sprite so it looks like water
DEVILISH
