>my birthday is in 2 weeks
>my parents said I HAVE to invite at least three "friends" or they will call my old classmates from high school
fuck
d-does anyone want to come over
i live in bay areaI will pay you
too far sorry fampai
Sorry brotha I would for free but I live in New England.
Pay 3 foreheads. After that I'd doubt your parents would try and pull that shit again
Good luck senpai
>>28782078
I live in central valley but my mom doesn't like me visiting strangers
Who /helicopterparentsatage21/ here
>>28782078
I live in the bay area too senpai
too bad I cant help you because it would mean social interaction
where in the bay? I might be able to help
>>28782078
>or they will call my old classmates from high school
what do they hope to accomplish by this?
if it's anything other than to stress you out worse about your social standing and increase the symptoms of it, they're braindead
>>28782213
state? or whats the dealio
>>28782078
that sounds like something out of a sitcom. I recommend you move out and live on your own because your dumb parents will mismanage your life to death.
>>28782246
though I would need some cash, booze or weed as payment
>>28782273
>that sounds like something out of a sitcom. I recommend you move out and live on your own because your dumb parents will mismanage your life to death.
and where would I go?
>>28782246
fuck you samson you aren't invited to my awesome party
I know that feel. I'm 19. My parents watch me brush my teeth because they don't believe me unless they see me do it. Same goes for about everything else in my shitty life
>>28782213
What city?
Modesto here.
>>28782202
Whereabouts in new England fellow bot. 603 here.
>>28782202
>Pay 3 foreheads
who?
I would but I live inso cal
>>28782359
>>28782256
Fresno, CA reporting in
Too many fucking cactus niggers here
>>28782402
203
>>28782416
Meant to type dopeheads
>>28782228
>too bad I cant help you because it would mean social interaction
I assure you anon it will be more awkward for me
all you have to do is show up and pretend you know me and eat cake then leave
>>28782078
I wish I could help you but I don't live there. You wouldn't even have to pay me, just pretending to be someone's friend sounds fun.
Good luck finding people, OP. Hopefully your parents don't ask too many questions.
Anon I live in Brazil will you pay my airplane ticket?
I wish I lived in the bay area. I would totally go to your birthday for free.
>>28782078
Anon what part of the bay? Like north bay?sonoma?
I'd go for free but I'm terribly agoraphobic.
>>28782593
>Anon I live in Brazil will you pay my airplane ticket?
sure where do you want to go?
>>28782078
i might be down to go OP
can i bring some friends with me?
also how old are you?
>>28782617
nah, east bay
>>28782628
Wherever you are :)
>>28782078
Can you say that your friends want to hang out somewhere? Make up a list of things, like lunch, coffee, bowling, drinking, etc.
Then you could leave at around noon, go to a park and hide or something, and return in the evening (probably around 11pm or midnight would be good). You could bring a book, or if you find somewhere with an outlet you could play a handheld game or post on r9k from your phone(if you did the latter, then you would technically be hanging out with friends)
>>28782652
Why don't you do a party through skype? Everyone could get drunk and eat and talk together without actually having to leave their homes
>>28782702
Sorry wrong post
>>28782652
im in pleasanton where are you
>>28782484
What if I want to stay?
>>28782588
>>28782595
>mfw all these people willing to pretend to be my friend
I feel so loved :)
>>28782652
It'd take me an hour to get there.
I'm sure you'll be fine anon.plus I'm a girl so I'm afraid a robot will rape me
>>28782078
North or south bay?
>>28782213
>tfw helicopter parents at 23
I don't have a bedroom.
>>28782770
dude come on you have to go, you know how happy that would make his parents to see a girl at his birthday party?
>>28782734
I would try and become a real friend though! I want to move to the bay eventually and I am afraid I would have a very tough time making friends ;-;
>>28782788
I know man, I'd go for free too
>>28782734
anon give throw away email so I can skype with you
what day is it going to be OP? how can i get in contact with you? i'll do it for free btw and may be able to convince a friend or two to tag along
>>28782723
berkeley
i am student here
>>28782770
berkeley is basically northeast i guessalso i am very small i weigh like 110 pounds i could probably be raped by an ant
sure email is
[email protected]
>>28782326
Somewhere of your choosing. Dumb fuck. You don't want your parents scheming in your life? Leave their home.
>>28782078
I would go but i live in houston texas
>>28782896
are you a tranny/femboy OP?
>>28782921
>I would go but i live in houston texas
ok fine i will move there
can i live with you while i find another place
i can sleep on the floor next to your bed and will clean for you
707 north bay reporting in. What can I expect if I show up?
>>28782921
D-do you want to be my friend? I live near houston.
>>28782648
>also how old are you?
19th birthday
>>28782648
>>28782883
>can i bring some friends with me?
the one time i went to a party in high school i just stood around awkwardly while everyone else talked
the same thing will happen if you bring a friend
i have a feeling that would not be a good idea
>>28782931
>are you a tranny/femboy OP?
no sorry i am not mentally disabledbut i would rather be a qt middle school Japanese girl tho if i could choose retroactively
>>28782451
ARE YOU STILL IN THREAD I LIVE IN FRESNO TOO :DDD
>>28782770
>I'm a girl
actually for you anon my throwaway email will be [email protected]
>>28782949
If you're serious I could take you up on that offer.
>>28783214
prove you're OP then I'll send an email.
post (you)s
>>28782969
>707 north bay reporting in. What can I expect if I show up?
um
idk
what kind of things should you expect
there will be food i think
there may even be other people
>>28783315
here are some OP (You)s for (You)you are the gril right
>>28782326
why not? I'm great fun at parties
>anons exceed OP's friend quota
You faggots had better actually show up, take pics, and post resultsI wish I was close enough to go to OP's party
>>28783652
>anons exceed OP's friend quota
I know right there's so many responses
maybe i will actually get a real life friend out of this threadprobably not tho desu
very exciting times
>>28783533
>why not? I'm great fun at parties
why not go have great fun somewhere ELSE SAMSON UGHalso you look like a pretty spooky dude not gonna lie senpai also you are probably like... 26? much older than me
>>28782359
Hello fellow valleybot, I too live in this shithole
>>28782078
I'm from san jose, OP. I'll come, where you at?
fucking normie here, I wish I could go to your party anon. I really wish I could.
read the spoiler in two weekshappy birthday bro
>>28782078
I'm across the globe but good luck op and be sure to update us how it went.
Yo my birthday is two weeks also and I live in the east bay senpai
>>28783979
2016 ROBOT BIRTHDAY CARAVAN PARTYif you fags had a car or something
>>28783979
dang we should just make this an east bay thread
im in pleasanton where are you
>>28783886
I'm 22, and not at all threatening
>>28782078
>bay area
>rich kid
>still on this board for some reason
where did it all go wrong
>>28783979
>Yo my birthday is two weeks also and I live in the east bay senpai
is your birthday june 6th robot?
we might be birthday twinspls be friend
>>28782326
join the navy and be free (kinda)
>>28784139
>rich kid
>implying
also misaki chan was rich as fuck but was still fairly robotic
Tell your parents to fuck off
ah, you know what, fuck it
I can't go myself because in india right nowpoo in loo memes, but if you promise to not be a faggot I'll tell two girls I know to be there. They're completely awkward and will probably stand in a corner talking to each other during the whole party, but they're grills. Real grills.
Man i wish i lived in cali so i can do. As a former person who had helocoptering parents, i really feel for u
>>28784242
so i can go*
>>28784191
>Tell your parents to fuck off
no I'm scared :-;
they are the people who pay for my internet access, not a good idea to fuck with the people who control that
Anon tell your parents you want to go to the movies, you wouldn't have to talk too much and you could easily disperse after, I hear captain America is pretty good uwu
>>28784200
they will secretly laugh at me the whole party
then they will go back home and laugh at me there
also pls leave Srikanth Murthy Vasudeva Rao Shankar Chadi am indian too btw, exceptI fucking hate desiChad's like you
they unironically ruined my college experience
every fucking day any time i go sit in the common room it's always HEEEY SUMITHA LETS GET FUUUCKED UP
DUUUUUDE DID YOU GET THE WEED WE GONNA GET HIGH AS FUUUUUCK TONIGHT BROOO
PRITHAM WE GONNA GET SOME TONIGHT BOOOIIIII
AYYYY BROOOO LETS GO BAG SOME SLAGS
fuck i hate them
>his parents still pester him about his lack of friends
It's like they want you to kill yourself. Anywho OP, I'd go if I wasn't in Cornland.
>>28784511
with people like that, just drink their booze, smoke their weed, and nod along. you get high as fuck for free without buying into their bullshit
>>28784471
>captain America
>watching capeshit hollywood jew propaganda
i bet you felt so patriotic after didn't you anon
Captain America saves the day again :^)
>>28784511
ayy lmao don't sperg at me
I'll send them with something fancy you guys can drink
some bro down party drink
maybe Jagermeister and red bulls
>>28784556
/tv/ pls but civil war was shit desu
>>28784555
nice trips mr. samson
but yeah nah I would rather have no part of it
I prefer to be friendless faggot than go and smonk weed and pretend to have fun with normals
and let's be honest, I wouldn't have fun. free drugs and alcoholare not only degeneratebut also wouldn't make me have any fun, I would just get anxious as fuck and feel like shit when I get back because my terminal autism was too strong and everyone could probably notice that I was mentally discharging my shit brainwaves towards them
>>28784571
fuck you Sunder Patel Reddy Krishnan Lakhsmi RamaCHADran
you are the worst kind of indian
i prefer smelly beta codemonkey indians to indians like you
>>28784618
you know this going in senpai
why continue watching seasonal capeshit
I would if I wasnt in Australia
I would love to but I'm live in Dallas Texas :(
>tfw no canadian robots are ever here
>>28784677
Because my stupid family takes me fucking plebs
I would love robot friends anyone in Avondale AZ or just Arizona
>>28784677
I'm not Indian faggot, I'm working abroad. I can see why you have to ask r9k for friends though
I legitimately wish I could go to this party. You parents seem misguided but extremely sweet.
>>28784761
> I can see why you have to ask r9k for friends though
...perhaps because I am a robot?
This is my home r9k made me this way
pls leave normalfrog
>>28784799
>I legitimately wish I could go to this party.
if nobody messages me then it probably won't actually happen
either email i posted above will work pls come if you are in bay area everyone except samson lmao fuck samsonjk you are probably one of my favorite tripfags desu
>>28782078
I would if you lived here in Philly.
Happy early birthday though!
>>28784727
I used to live here
you are fucked anon the state is filled with normies and mexican normies and mormon normies
your only option is to move out
...honestly is there any reason you would want to stay in arizona? just leave when you are old enough to be indenpendent senpai, worry about friends in your new place
>>28784829
if you let samson go to your party i'll literally drive over fromsacramentojust to attend.
>>28784829
>>28784870
see? I gotta be at your party
>>28784145
Birthday is June 8th, also in Walnut Creek, forgot to disclose that
>>28782127
>>28782202
>>28782421
>>28782593
>>28782921
>>28784685
>>28784705
>>28784832
>all these anons making excuses
I DON'T WANT EXCUSES
I WANT RESULTS
NOW WHO IS WILLING TO HELP ME MAKE THIS INTO THE BEST ROBOT PARTY OF ALL TIME
>>28784844
Im going to asu next year im stuck bro
>>28782078
marinfag here. can i come? never got invited to do anything, only a few times.
>>28784895
you know this event might actually be kinda fun
almost like a bay area /r9k/ meetup heh, if even half the people who expressed interest in showing up came that would be a solid... 5 people maybe? good meetup size
yeah sure how do we plan this
>>28784986
yes please
>>28784904
If you are willing to pick me up all the way from Philly, sure!
Or have the party here and we'll get Cheesesteaks and soft pretzels and tastycakes.
>>28785013
if my chauffeur won't take me, i might have to drive. also how can i get directions? orignnal
>>28785043
>If you are willing to pick me up all the way from Philly, sure!
why do you type so enthusiastically anon
it's making me suspicous what are you planning
>>28785181
I'm not planning anything, I swear!
Btw, what size skirt do you wear?
I'm from chicago are you being real for this I wanna go there because I've never seen it and I got my vacation coming up soon. HOW DO I GET MORE INFO ON THIS
>>28782078
Why is it nowadays that people only hype a game up like 1-3 days before release and then drop it within the month and jump on some other popular game. I swear I can't keep up with all these awesome must play for a week releases.
>>28785132
>also how can i get directions?
just UC berkeley since I live there
we can get snacks from cinnaholic and big donut then funpost together on /r9k/ then play hide and seek in Tilden park and then go onto the roof of the dorms and change into our pajamas and have a pillow fight before we fall asleep while holding hands and looking up at the stars :3
very fun little gathering
>>28785205
>I'm from chicago are you being real for this
as real as any of the other anons are
I mean I would definitely show up for my birthday but idk if anyone else would
>MFW Some chad infiltrates the party and fucks your mom.
>>28785323
maybe if you stop being a gaymer it would solve your problems
games are for women and children
and only feminine faggot gay homo children
was looking up intel on samson and I found this
four times two ch net/r9trip/res/393.html
what le fr*ck
why does this exist why do tripfriends feel the need to do shit like this
>>28782078
Southbay here. I'd go to your party
>>28785653
sounds great it'll be around the week of June 6th if people contact me maybe June 11th since that's a saturday
there's a lot of robots in bay area desu
i guess it's probably pretty representative of the population actually
If I come to your party can I fuck your boypussy?
>>28785328
i can't eat donuts. they aren't gluten free. i'll die. is uc berkeeley closed????
>>28782213
Why dont you just lie about things?
>>28785766
>they aren't gluten free
ohhh you aren't familiar with berkeley are you
there are plenty of options for you here
cinnaholic is gluten free
>is berkeley closed
nah, homeless just wander the campus and piss and shit all over the place
>>28782078
>Lie about inviting some friends
>At your birthday nobody shows up
>Oh well, nothing of value was lost
>Go back to your room doing whatever you would normally be doing
I fail to see the problem?
>>28785815
The only downside to this situation is my parents would still exist and pester me about /nofriends/
>>28785808
do they really? i've never seen a homeless person before. i want to see. i feel like i will get mugged. so i probably don't want to go anymore.
> cute anime girl poster
> it doesn't translate to how the person looks or behaves in real lifethis is something I hate. Whenever I meet someone from here it's always someone who posted very cute anime girls as an avatarfag. I get this impression that the person is cute, nice and lovable for some reason. Not a girl or a boipussy, just overall neat. Always get disappointed for the type of person it actually is
>>28785884
> it doesn't translate to how the person looks or behaves in real life
sure it does
animeposters are people who aren't cute irl
That's the correlation. So look for people who don't avatarfag
>>28783386
tfw he doesn't reply
>>28782421
Ayy SoCal is where it's at. Where you at? 714 here
>>28782078
What day? I'm a rather well off anon that lives near the area, and I wouldn't mind coming by with some gifts (are you old enough to drink)?
>>28785835
>i feel like i will get mugged
nah they are harmless I walk around at 2 AM all the time
the homeless are mostly like 50 year olds i think, they just walk around and look through the trash cans and beg for money and shit, they aren't too dangerous
one time I was walking with a pizza box open while I was eating and this old oba-san homeless lady croaked "young man please can I just have the crust of your pizza I am so hungry" and she FUCKING TOUCHED THE PIZZA WITH HER HAND i was like "ewwww!" then i ran away and threw the pizza out
she could scavenge it later, of course. I consider myself quite generous for leaving a whole pizza for them but yeah that's pretty much the most dangerous encounter I've ever had with them
>>28785879
>post email and so we can discuss affairs
[email protected]
>>28784727
Scottsdale AZ here anon. AZ is bad enough but ooh, Avondale? I sympathize for you anon.
>>28785911
I know that it's how it works becauseI post anime girls all the time and i'm ugly as hell. I just don't know why I get tricked by it over and over and over again.
Dude I was in San Fransisco just 3 days ago... Im so sorry...
OP we are all your friends here, robotbro!
>all these """robots""" planning to hang out and socialize
I hate cali kids so much.
>>28785884
>implying I don't look exactly like this offline
you are right i don't
I am fairly overall neat though at least kind of i guess m-maybe
>>28785933
oh shit did you message me on skype
I'm on my phone rn
I will respond tomorrow
I'll go OP. I'm also in North Cali, a little closer to Sacramento but I can drive.
When and where is it? Will you really pay?
>>28782078
sure what the address ?
>>28785744
Would your party be shocked to meet 22 year old fembot
>>28785965
>What day? I'm a rather well off anon that lives near the area, and I wouldn't mind coming by with some gifts (are you old enough to drink)?
really? woah no way thanks in advance anon
I am 19 not old enough to drink
OP are you still here?
I'd be happy to go, got nothing better to do. I'm >>28786141
>>28786158
I'm >>28786141
and I'm 20 so hopefully that's reassuring.
What day is it though?
What the fuck is this post. Are you like 13? I don't get it, because why would your parents give a shit whether you have a birthday party when you're over the age of 18. Literally havent had one since I was 15 and don't give a flying fuck. I don't understand
>>28786181
Aw let us go and eat cake, have a good time. No problem.
>>28786150
>sure what the address ?
uc berkeley
enter that into your navigation system and it will direct you here
contact me also or I'll just make a thread tomorrow or later since there seems to be a lot of interest
>>28786151
>Would you be shocked to meet 22 year old fembotprobably yesbut it seems like there could potentially be quite a few people so it might be potentially fun /r9k/ meetup more the merrier
>>28786141
>Will you really pay?
no
but come anyways
>>28782078
I could come over! Where in the Bay Area? D-Do you have contact details?
>>28782078
I live in SoCal and am driving up to Wahington in two weeks. I wouldn't mind attending your party and being your bud.
>>28786131
>I'm willing to complain about my virginity online but I can't do it IRL with the same people
Robothood has nothing to do with this, it's just you being retarded.
>>28786229
Where in SoCal are you from?
>>28782078
I'd go there, but I don't even live in America ;(
>>28786217
Ok I sent an e-mail.
>>28786257
Well then don't post here.
>>28786241
I live in the AV, about an hour drive away from LA
>>28786217
>/r9k/ meetup
>fun
Keep dreamin'
>>28786131
normally I would agree with you anon but I explained my situation in the OP
although this thread's purpose has clearly evolved
>>28786229
ok
>>28786270
>Well then don't post here.
you are a RUDE DUDE! no bully in my thread or else
/r9k/ party? Fuck it I'll do it. Will probably be awkward as fuck but that's fine. What will we do for fun? Drink? Board games? Vidya?
>>28786135
I don't mean I think people look like anime images. I just imagine they're well kept, look averagesmell niceand are just overall nice to be with.
>>28786362
>overall nice to be with
o fuckI think I can meet all your other friendship requirements tho
sorry OP i totally would go for free just to help you out but i am from singapore
>>28782343
Same here i don't understand why they do this they always think i lie and when i wanna go in random places they say no because they think i'm gonna get drunk or high
>>28786407
Nice to be with can mean many things, friend. I don't really care what your social life is, what your are what your beliefs are and so on. Even if you can't hold a conversation. There is a very specific feeling I get near people. You can be the most talkative and interesting person i've ever known, but if I don't feel comfortable near you, I wont want to be friends. You can also be the type of person that just enjoys playing video games together and watching movies, while not saying a single word for days, but if I feel relaxed near you, I will want to hang out.
I live in SoCal. Depends what day and time.
>>28786339
He wants you to bring lots and lots of vodka. Absinthe is ideal.
>>28786462
OK for anyone who wants to come to this SUPER COOL R9K MEETUP 2K16 just email me [email protected] we can deal with logistics and compensation later thx will probably be june 11th i think
I would, but my plane back home is in a week from now. Sorry anon.
>>28786477
OP is this you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgwxF0E9Sm0
Also you have shit taste. Ayase was fucking shit and you knew it.
Kuroneko was and always will be best girl.
>>28786135
Yeah, it's fine ;-;
>>28786473
Honestly wouldn't mind seeing a bunch of weebs get drunk.
>>28782078
I'd go if your mom was a qt
>>28786339
>>28786473
yeah nah I fucking hate parties like this but considering I have been to 1 (SINGULAR ONE) party in my life perhaps I am not the expert on this
also unless anyone knows how to pick the lock for the roof of the dorms there aren't a lot of semi-private accessible areas
>>28786488
lmao no this guy looks very interesting though
>Ayase was fucking shit and you knew it.
you are UNINVITED
don't fucking reply to me again unless you are contributing to the thread
>>28786482
>I would, but my plane back home is in a week from now. Sorry anon.
plane rides can be delayed anon
/r9k/ meetup is ONCE IN A LIFETIME FOREVER
>>28786559
Alright FINE.
Can we just agree Manami a shit?
Parties are fun sometimes, don't worry. You just need people you enjoy being with.
>>28786559
So this party is in your dorm? I don't understand.
I probably wouldn't be able to make it because work.but i'd buy you something and maybebe lewd
>>28783900
>>28782359
>There are other robots who live in this godforsaken town
feels weird, man.
Folsom here. Fuck my fucking life. There is nothing here.
>>28786585
>Can we just agree Manami a shit?
correct opinion
not as bad askuronekothough
literal garbage kuso character
>>28786599
I live in a house with 3 other people I guess it could be there
I was thinking more outside though
Used to live in Berkeley when I was going to school there. Just curious, would you have been ok with an asian dude coming over?
>>28786585
>>28786642
>hating on best girls Manami and Kuroneko
The only shit girl in that show was the sister and you fucking know it. Eat dicks.
>>28786644
>would you have been ok with an asian dude coming over?
ABSOLUTELY NOT
NO ASIANS
DEFINITELY NO ASIANS EWWWW THERE ARE ASIANS IN MY THREAD FUCK I HAVE TO GO SHOWER NOWyeah it's fine senpai what the fuck kinda question is this, I'm a special flavor of asian myself
>>28782078
I'm east bay with a car anon, I might be interested. Can you tell me a bit about yourself?
>>28786660
Lel no. no no no no no.
>>28786644
Did you read the OP? I doubt he's going to turn you away in real life cause you're Asian dude.
>>28786671
>Can you tell me a bit about yourself?
this is a modified "what are your interests/hobbies" question
that's a very bad question to ask anon
I go to school here
I pretty much just do robot things, I have no friends no skills no abilities no interests
I enjoy browsing 4chan
I think that is about all, anon. maybe one day I will have a non-shit answer to this question where I can say "I like vidya!" or "I like anime!" or "I like baseball!" or some other thing but I don't right now, anything I say would be a lie or something not true about me anymore
>>28786789
>>28786671
His waifu is clearly Ayase, what more can a man say?
>>28782078
i'd come over if i lived near you anon
>>28782451
>>28783069
>Fresno
Chances are he got shot by the cops already anon
>>28786660
>The only shit girl in that show was the sister
ehhh compared to the other girls she was ok
honestly I think we can kinda agree most parts of the show were shit, not just the ending or the characters
I think the only redeeming aspect of the show was probably Ayase I think we can all agree
>>28786875
Yeah but something about watching it week by week as it came out and posting and arguing all over /a/ while each episode premiered made it all fun.
I can't imagine marathoning it now though.
>>28782785
Do you still sleep with your parents ??
>>28782213
>I live in central valley but my mom doesn't like me visiting strangers
can you drive? what the fuck is she gonna do if you just leave senpai
>>28782785
>I don't have a bedroom.
you sleep in a room with your siblings?
Where would UC Berkley be let me just see for fun
>7 hours away by car
Jesus I hope people come to your birthday anon! Happy early birthday!
I'd drive there if I had a car and come with a gift but I'm poor as fuck. Sorry OP.
Goodnight /r9k/! It's already 6AM here and the sun is up so it's time to sleep!
I'm at my grandparents and they are probably gonna die soon I should spend time with them or something instead of just sleeping all day
Hopefully the meetup works out and we can have lots of fun :)
>tfw there will never be a /r9k/ cuteposting marathon/sleepover
I'll come to your meetup op
When is it
>>28782078
I would but I live on another continent.
>>28782078
Hate when my mom tries stuff like this. I would if I could bro but unfortunately I'm on the other side of the country
>>28782484
>Me and anon go way back
>We posted pictures of frogs on the internet before it was cool
>>28782078
OP I will come out to you. I'm 19 good looking and live in California. I am desperate enough to drive over to you I live in LA. If you're willing to pay me gas money we can negotiate something. I'm being 100% serious. My Skype is BeachSluts and my Kik is JReatard I'm a NEET so time isn't a problem I can kick it there for a while. Hit me up.
>>28782734
How would you feel if Chad's showed up?
That would enevidibly happen.
>>28785830
>The only downside to this situation is my parents would still exist and pester me about /nofriends/
So everything would be exactly the same? Well, have you tried guilt-tripping your parents into believing them and their upbringing is the reason you don't have any friends?
>>28786141
I live in Davis. Give me a ride!
>>28784065
It's okay. Mr. Poppers
You can come to my sims party.Your hair isn't quite right though.
Yeah bro ill come hang out with you but you need to make sure the cake is gluten free and sugar free because I'm on a strict diet of vegetable only foods. If you have any meat products in the cake or anywhere in your house I will throw it away because supporters of the animal massacre shouldn't own such things. Also make sure the silly string is made my a company that doesn't test on animals and free of any ozone layer destroying gases. If products like that are within your home I will personally remove your pants and put a bell pepper on your rectum. But anyway I'll be sure to bring a card and birthday hats, maybe even a kazoo. Do you have a trampoline by any chance? I can do a sweet barrel roll and entertain the fellow guests with my improvised puppet show but that will cost you. By the way will I be receiving compensation for my presence? I basically live in Iceland so it would be very expensive for me to travel to your location but I feel it would be worth it. Contact me @ [email protected] thx
I'd go but I'm to old to go to a 19yo birthday party. Maybe if it was a cookout with beer and shit.
If I wasn't living in Poland, I'd totally come to your place.
>>28782078
Mate how old are you? Who tf celebrates their birthday like that after 13/14? I can't remember the last time I even had a cake for my birthday.
>>28784710
Canuckold reporting in desu
>>28783886
54m50n will fuck your mom if you let him go to your party.
>>28788358
>>28782078
>3 chads show up
>proceed to gangbang anon's mom
>anon just sits there eating his cake
>>28788559
download a hair mod.
Then you can also make them fuck.
>>28789924
See, I was looking for a hair mod for him but they don't have a greasy looking one
>>28789959
All you need is correctly shaped 3d hair, and then you can fuck with the actual skin in an image editor to make it look greasy.
I did that kind of thing all the time to make stuff look like it was made out of gore and gristle.
>>28788559
is there booze and weed at this party?
>>28790005
You know, I made you too.
You and Sam the man are room mates! In a filthy crackden tier house.
>>28790014
There can be. With mods, I bet.
For now you'll just bully the Museses and talk to yourself
>>28790744
>brown eyes
>visible eyebrows
>>28782078
i would definitely come, but i would need about 1000 dollars for a plane ticket and a hotel for the weekend.
If you wanna pay, i'm in
>>28790744
Also, you should stop teasing us and actually make a thread with screenshots one of these days.
>>28782078
which bay area?
San franc or FL
>>28782078
Where is Bay Area?
>>28790744
ah, you're that guy
make one of Vyro
>>28791167
Make Vyro pursue the criminal career so he can actually be an evil master.
>>28790905
They were hazel, no?
They looked hazel to me. There was also no forehead wart option, I am sorry senpai.
>>28791167
Maybe. I think Vyro is next, he'll live with Fish I guess. Then Doj and the cuckbunny duo.
Check out your cozy room.
>>28791282
they're grey, I just have a very dark and yellow room.
Needs more swords and posters of Garfield desu
>>28791312
Gee willickers, there is no pleasing you people!
Save for Samson, apparently
>>28791347
I do like the pretty princess bedspread and edgy poster though.
What are everyone's personality aspects?
>>28791411
Well, you are a slob, inappropriate, loner, artistic, andgood sense of humor
Mr. Popple is insane, over-emotional, a slob, grumpy, childish, and commitment issues.
Muses was over emotional, corwardly, a loser, a slob, and something else. But evil muses was also evil
>>28791567
How do you know this about these people?
>>28791661
>>28791661
Because I have no life and compulsively look into yours <3
>>28791681
Do you enjoy downloading Facebook pics and looking at Twitter? It's better than interacting in real life
>>28791567
So how much do Samson and I hate each other by now?
Grumpy/inappropriate are two of the most repellent traits I've played against each other in the sims.
>>28791754
No, I just save pictures from /r9k/ and occasionally /fa/
>>28791152
cauliflower
>>28782078
where in bay area?
do you hae a cute sister?
>tfw no robot friends to meetup with
>>28792375
>where in bay area?
berkeley
>do you have a cute sister?
I wish I did mate
>tfw no qt imouto to brush teeth and take to school
>>28782078
Sorry senpai, I live in socal. I'd help if I could tho. I know the feeling..
>>28785939
Whoa, same here dude. Sup senpai
>>28782078
So you are underage? Kill yourself.
>>28782078
It s a trap
This is a crazy man who will torture & kill you.
He came here because no one will miss you
>>28782402
603 here too. Just got back from college and have and will be perpetually drunk every day until my internship starts next monday
I live all the way in the Middle East.
Even if I lived close by I'm too anxious to meet people, even fellow robots. I just keep imagining the terrible awkwardness of social outcasts meeting up.
>>28795256
I'd definitely meet up with an anon who'd kill me, I just can't be sure whether they'll rape me or not, and I really don't want to get raped.
>tfw I will never be raped and killed by a robot boy
>>28795557
>I live all the way in the Middle East.
Dubai?
Is it scary
>>28782078
Instead of paying people. Come up to Ohio and I'll show you a good time and introduce you to my robot friends.
>>28784904
thanks for making me chuckle senpai
>>28782078
mfw I actually live in bay area
That's really sad, man. I'm a cyborg, so I could bring a couple cyborg friends over and we'll all bring some cheap gifts and food I guess.
Are you 21? I'll bring a shitton of alcohol to drown your sorrows in
>>28785939
>>28782421
714 meetup when
mfw comment not original
>>28782078
i will come to your birthday party if it is on the weekend and you will pay for my plane ticket and you are less than 20 miles from the nearest airport (or i can get a cab)
>>28797704
why is it that a large majority of you huge fucks are incapable of reading the thread
this information was stated multiple times
>>28797840
>714 meetup when
760 here
is that close enough
>>28797645
>robot
>friends
I seriously hope you guys don't do this
>>28784556
Cap was based
Fighting against government bootlicker Iron Man for freedom
>>28782078
>>17178845
god fuck this stupid robot rjskdirjbebd
>>28799731
Is this post supposed to mean something anon
>>28782078
Yo OP me an da bois is gonna hit you up knowwhaaymsayin, Hope ya momma have dat fine boo-tay! We be rollin 50 deep so get dem 40s fo sho
>>28800895
>niggers crashing a wedding.jpg
Anyone got it?
what do people even do at parties?
Hi, I'm 18 and live in the Bay Area (Castro Valley/Hayward area). I'm actually going to be a UC Berkeley student also! I just got back from my Senior trip and am going to graduate this week.
How has the university been treating you as a robot? The social aspect of college is what concerns me the most ;_;
When is your party, OP? It's nice to see fellow robots from the Bay Area :^)
>>28801924
If you can make friends in high school you can make friends in college.
College is just high school 2.0
It's like a giant high school you live inside and there isn't a giant population of retards like there are in high school, you are also kinda more independent because no parents, everything else is same shit different asshole
>>28782078
Which county in the bay do you live in? Fgt origanol
