This happened 6 years ago.
>tfw I was close friends with Jessi after her happening, then she went absolutely insane with gender issues and we stopped talking
Only six years ago? It feels much longer?
At least with the rate at which the flow of time seems to be accelerating we'll all be dead soon.
>>28781653
how? how did you know her personally?
>>28781675
this, would of thought this was some 2006-7 youtube shit
The dad died of a heart attack
He goofed
Jessi is now Jessie
>mfw I backtrace some faggot's post
>mfw he doesn't even know I've reported him to the cyberpolice
Wasn't he abusive to the girl or something like that
This was 10 years ago.
>>28781689
I don't really remember, I was the typical edgy /b/ kid back then and somehow got a hold of her skype. I added her not expecting to be accepted but she actually did, and I initially planned to do some epic troll on her but she turned out to be really cool so I quickly gave up on that idea. We talked regularly for a few months until she started having dysphoria issues, wanted me to call her Damien, and at the time I wasn't very open or accepting about trans people and basically just made her angry with my lack of tolerance.
>>28781728
Yeah, he was jailed for physically abusing her a while after the happening.
This was 13.7 billion years ago.
![year2008[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/bucHjBF.png "year2008[1].png")
This happened 8 years ago.
>>28781728
He dead
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3510958/How-viral-fame-killed-father-left-foster-care-friendless-Girl-meme-bullying-4chan-members-age-11-reveals-horrific-toll-Internet-family-six-years-later.html
>>28781443
and consequences were never the same
>>28781675
>>28781695
>would have* thought
That's because you're so new, you weren't even here when it happened.
moot left over a year ago.
>>28781909
Calm down there, bucko. I've been here since 1999.
This guy died 3 years agoin this universe.
>>28781940
Yeah, cover up the fact that you're cancer with a joke, I hope it conceals the pain of knowing that you missed out on the good years.
>>28781937
>moot enjoys baneposting
wow all this time
This brought me so much happiness. As fucked up as she is I hope she's found some happiness of her own, even if she still wants to be called Damien or whatever.
>>28781957
spooky, his skin color looks purple like he's dead and gone and this is just a spoopy ghost.
>>28781968
Alrighty. Whatever you say, friend.
>tfw you dun goofed with your life
>>28781993
Stay passive aggressive, you swarmy cuck.
>>28781695
No this is 2007 youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTxO_pgMqys
>>28782030
Sure thing, pal. Why don't you stop being so autistic?
>>28782061
Why don't you get off my board? You have school tomorrow.
>>28781909
What defines a new fag?
I have been here since 2009 but I rarely set foot out of co for the first couple of years so I'm completely unaware of b memes
>>28781443
>yfw she was in a mlp porno
>>28782072
>Why don't you get off my board?
No.
>>28782104
post 05 is newfag, post 10 is cancer.
>>28781443
>tfw getting off on the suffering of others used to actually be fun
>tfw now it's just a tiresome ritual I hate going through
>tfw don't know what to do because it doesn't seem like there's anything else in life
Remember when ebaums was the biggest threat to our jokes?
Remember when Gaia was the biggest source of cancer?
>>28782128
>post 05 is newfag, post 10 is cancer.
I really think that anyone pre 05 has moved on to wizardchan by now. So why don't you go back there? Or are you toonormalfagfor them?
>>28782208
Most people that posted before 05 have stopped using 4chan and the internet outside of social networking entirely, because most of them were/are normalfags.
>>28782199
>tfw you actually came here from gaia and you were a /b/tard hater until you realized you fit in better here than over at gaia
Fuck, I miss gaia
>tfw had 16+ sockpuppet accounts I would run autorefreshers on to get that sweet gold
>tfw got banned for it a year or so after I started doing it
>>28781866
well shit. he's backtracing in heaven now.
>>28782199
This place gets worse every year.
>>28782279
>gaia has unironically overtaken 4chan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngyeXdaZulo
8 fucking years ago
And consequences were never the same again
>>28782403
I came here when I was 15 m8
So that was eight years ago
Not at all recent
>>28782482
Thanks for reminding me that RedvsBlue was 13 years ago.
I stopped watching, because of how convoluted it became, but I still love the old episodes.
>>28782639
I discovered 4chan right after Christmas 2006, when I was 10 years old.
well over the years it looks like someone put on a little too much weight
>>28782199
I remember when hearing a meme IRL was unthinkable and normalfags barely spent any time on the Internet at all.
>PS3 launch
>300
>ddarsfageg
>chargin' mah lazer
>caturday
>bitches don't know
It's been a decade.
My youth has passed me by.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBzUfjkdPq4
>>28781675
This, it feels like it was more 2007ish stuff.
>>28781909
I wasn't here when it went down, but I did see it as it happened.
>>28783004
>IM A FIRIN MY LAZAR
oh man how could I forget
>>28783004
oregano post senpai dam.
>>28783295you 2006 too, senpai?
>you'll never shitpost on the soulja boi chat with /b/ in 2007 again
What a time to be a life
>>28782061
Looks like it's time for Adult Fun!
I remember downloading the leaked Slaughter nudes and being terrified of being v&.
>>28781808
I added her from her DOX on ED (I'm a sysop / extremely active editor) so I was gonna dig up some dirt from her; Similar to your story she ended up being pretty cool. I had a few long convs with her but she stopped replying, even after I checked back in on her once every few weeks.
>>28783680
>Admitting to doing that online
Why don't you have a seat right over there.
>>28781653
Like Undertale does?
>>28782965
So.. 10 years ago.
>>28783004
All your lulz R belong to teh intarwebz. Take off every bonzai kitten, for great justice. You all watched meatspin at least 100 times, and are still PTSD over screamer pranks.
Also you're an oldfag at this point if you remember when Newgrounds was still good (esp when it was pretty much the jewtube of the internet) and when a 5mb video / flash took minutes to load.
>>28783709
(pic related)
>tfw you've been on 4chan an entire decade
Whew
It's threads like this that make me hate being a fucking newfag. At times I feel like I belong, but then threads like this come up, and I can't help but feel like I am cancer and shitting up the site.
>>28781937
;_; RIP you bastard. You had a hard life.though i still hate you for working at google, fucking botnet faggot
>>28783833
1. Are you Generation Z?
2. Do you legit think cancer like Edgy, lel xd, fnaf, etc are funny?
3. Do you watch mainstream jewtube channels?
4. Are you a faggot?
If you answered 'No' to any of these questions, then you aren't the problem; your biological introduction to this fucked up world and place in time is.
>>28783833
i came here in 2007
it doesn't feel like i'm an oldfag
i'm really just glad i got to experience golden age /a/.. that was a fucking magical time.
>>28781761
I came on here to waste a couple hours of my life, but you just gave me the motivation to finish I project I'm working on by reminding of the finite time I have on this earth. Thanks, anon.
>>28783879
1. Born 1996.
2. No.
3. Only youtube channels I really watch are Scholagladiatoria and Lindybeige.
4. No.
Thanks, but that makes me feel worse desu, because that just means I missed out on firin the lazer.
Pic unrelated.
>>28783903
1998~2008
When the internet was good
namely 2006~2008 as technology was advanced enough to where the internet itsself wasnt fucking primitive.
>>28783934
You're Y-Z gen (Cross generational Millenial-Z)
The only problem was that you missed out on all of this. You would've easily been 8 when a lot of the memes started. Where were you? Did you have teh intarwebz?
>>28783990
Probably playing Anno 1602 desu. It is actually surprising I didn't find this place, considering I didn't even make my first friend until I was 10.
I feel sorry for the dad. He was just trying to protect his daughter and you guys laughed at him.
>>28783990
i dont deny that, i wish i was old enough to experience old BBS and the birth of flash. i'm a 97er, got on the internet when i was.. 9? found newgrounds, YTMND, ED, ebaumsworld, then 4chan from the whole chanology thing. i'd say the internet was still alright up until '11. normies mainly stuck to their social media and blogging sites. 4chan was still "scary." funny, that doesn't feel too long ago. i mean i know i'm no originalfag but i experienced dial up, when memes were called fads, using XDCC to get muh animes, etc.
http://wdstw.ytmnd.com/
>>28784109
>Stingray killed Steve Irwin
Why did you have to bring back this feel.
>>28784248
i was thinking about that today after watching some alligator show on TV
sorry anon ;-;
>it's been 5 years since you've last seen that gif of the guy shitting on a baby
>>28784415
That still gets posted on /v/ sometimes.
>>28784109
>2011
>5 years ago
Run "Feels.exe"
Set priority --> Realtime
People fucking born in 2003-2004 are 12 years old and what is this.
Columbine was 17 years ago.
1999, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004
2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010
2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016
>2008
>8 years ago
>>28784449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZ5tWMdoQdg
>Select all the tombstones.
>>28781443
Why didn't he listen to Stefan Molyneux about peaceful parenting?
All he had to do was listen, listen to an hour long video, and donate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMawclm4-TI
>>28784758
>ring pops
>>28784601
Cuck tier bullshit, sure if you want to raise a pampered weakling go ahead, stefan is a good thinker but a bad male role model
>>28784876
I'll get to see how his daughter turned out out by the time I am ready to have kids. Also I am sure there will be other testimonies of peaceful parenting as time goes on, so the judgment will be based on evidence.
Six years ago this December
>>28781937
Christopher "Take your anger out on a hooker" Poole.
>>28781675
>>28781695
This is some shit bait.
This shit happened like 10 years OP you dumb nigger.
>tfw browsing 4chan since 2006
This place is like the military or a prison, you are in, its mostly shit, but you have memorable events, you want to leave but eventually come back because its sort of where you belong.
I'll probably cry when this place goes, but not because I like 4chan.
I had a whole post originally about the great times I've had here, but I think I've said enough.
>>28784415
never seen this one
>>28781443
ya dun goov'd
>>28783004
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHAT IS THIS FEEL I FEEL
WHY AM I STILL ON THIS WEBSITE
>>28784109
You are the definitive of someone permeantly fucked up by th internet.
>tfw remember coming on this site when I was 13 and never leaving
>tfw now about to turn 22
It's crazy to think kids right now might be doing the same thing and there's people born in 2002-2003 here.
>>28781972
He baneposted in his final q&a
>>28781957
It happened down the street from my house
>>28782843
She looks like genderent hamburgular
>>28787824
This was literally me but it was 12 years old and I'm close to 23
>>28783879
>woke up quick, at about noon just thought i had to be in compton soon
>>28782843
Would hit it anyway.
Good mill grinds all grain.
>>28783839
m00t got cucked by An Hiro. And by life in general.
>>28784109
>People born in 1997 are on 4chan
Just end me senpai
>>28788636
People born after 2001 make up the core userbase desu
As our bodies start to vibrate at a higher rate, we begin to feel as though time is also speeding up.
>The majority of regular posters now weren't even here when that happened.
This legitimately makes me feel bad, I might have spent too much time on this website.
>>28788720
I was here when it happened but I never paid attention to it, all I know is "consequences will never be the same" or whatever.
Also is that Flattop Jones from Dick Tracy?
>>28781834
this never happenedhnng
>>28783485
Oh lawdy. They were beautiful times indeed.
Honestly, I kind of wish I joined earlier than I did. I'm quite sure that I visited 4chan few times many years ago, but the layout got me quite confused (no catalog) and the e-mail field made me think I had to use one to post, so I obstained from doing so.
Well, too bad I guess.
OUR CONSEQUENCE IS 2010-2016
WE WILL NEVER GET THE GOOD DAYS BACK, IT ONLY GETS WORSE FROM HERE. EVERYONE IS SLOWLY LOSING TOUCH WITH REALITY.
VIRTUAL REALITY? ONLY THE BEGINNING, SOON WE WILL HAVE VIRTUAL REALMS.
WE DUN GOOFED. THIS IS OUR CONSEQUENCE, AND THEY WILL NEVER BE THE SAME. EVER AGAIN.
>>28788658
How do you know that?
>le original
>>28788901
>mfw life was or consequence
>mfw it never was the same after I came here
Am I a robot because my parents got me on the internet early? Most people that are 19 here have been here 8 years, right? Please tell me yes. I think I might have fucked myself up.
>tfw living in the past by making an ongoing youtube playlist of nostalgic san andreas stunt montages, old comedy sketches and lego animations
anyone else do this?
>>28790172
I do this with old Flash animations and sites. I also have a bunch of old TV shows/bumps saved.
>>28785032
Wow the last time I talked to any of my school friends was nearly six years ago
Fuck how did I wind up becoming such a loser
>>28782965
It was a better world.
>>28784758
>tfw shitty CGI is comfy as shit to me
>tfw played with Loreal bottles in the tub
>Now That's What I Call Music 4
>4
>4
only oldfags remember when 4chan hacked into that vans mainframe and caused it to remotely detonate.
