What are some autistic accessories that you wear everyday?
>TFW mom says I look stupid with a drill-bit around my neck
I have the exact same in wear everyday, got it at a local comic con
Had to replace the shitty metal links/string it came with however as it kept falling off
Spin on OP
>>28780694
>>TFW mom says I look stupid with a drill-bit around my neck
Give her a "WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?"
>>28780722
Yeah, it's a pretty shitty necklace. Also I'm sure it's repelled a lot of girls away from me, I can't help but wonder if things would be different if I stopped wearing it. I'm sure if a girl did like me she'd probably wonder why I have a drill-bit around my neck, if I told her it was from an anime, well, that'd just put another nail in the coffin.
>Cloud 9 shirt
>Berserk shirt and phone case
That's really it.
>>28780773
Eh, Berserk is cool though and I doubt many people know what Cloud 9 is unless they follow "Professional" gaming circuits for games like CS:GO or League of Legends. I feel like anime accessories are much more autistic, I mean, maybe the berserk shirt and phone case would be somewhat autistic but not as bad as a Naruto, Bleach, or One Piece shirt/phone case.
keep on drilling, op.
remember, kamina wouldn't give a fuck what people thought of his accessories.
>>28780694
My poopoo stopper looks kinda like that
>>28780755
Come on, it's not the trinket around our neck that is repelling girls man, it's us.
Would Stacy care if Chad wore it?
If anyone asks, just tell them some shallow pseudo deep b.s. Normies lap up, you like the weight, or think it's unique from a gift shop somewhere etc
>>28780844
Just say buttplug you degenerative faggot
>>28780694
None. I don't like anything that's labeled/branded.
>>28780694
Your mom is right.
>that feel when I went to a local community college for 2 years and had to see all the strange shit that grown ass lanky weeaboo men wore for accessories
One prolific guy on campus wore a shirt that said "I <3 yaoi" and I'm pretty sure I'm the only one who knew what it meant.
None, I don't think. Does a tweed blazer count?
>>28780850
But that's to admit that I'm ashamed of my passion and interest in anime if I just lie about what it really is, if I say it's just a trinket from some gift shop that wouldn't be correct. If I say it's from a popular ANIME that the main character wears around his neck then yeah, I can see how that sounds autistic.
I LISTEN TO GIRUGAMESHHHHHHHHHHH and J-RAWKKKKK while reading my MAIN-GA.
>>28780694
Don't listen to the haters OP, that drill necklace looks sweet.
Did you buy it somewhere or did you make it yourself?
Is this your equivalent of a sonichu medallion?
I got a meme watch. I'm not even wearing it ironically or for fashion though. I genuinely think it's great. Quartz movements are more accurate and durable than any mechanical. It's light and unobtrusive, and the functions are useful.
>>28780954
>Gurren Lagaan drill>Sonichu Necklace
You can say they are both shit and you can't compare shit because shit is equal even if a turd is polished it's still shit, but fuck you because the Gurren Lagann necklace is 10x cooler.
>>28780850
Pretty much this senpai.
A couple of years ago on some con I saw a shirtless Dante cosplay and he had girls ogling all around him just cuz he had low% bodyfat visible abs. His costume was shit but from that point onwards I started interest in getting /fit/. I one day hope to be in good enough shape to cosplay something cool.
>>28781071
>Black dude's dick is bulging out
I wonder if he got any comments/complaints about that, pretty sure he got lots of pussy at that convention. But that is some fucking awesome reverse cosplay, no homo.
>>28780959
Angel, is that you? It's Jeffrey.
>>28780919
I was in the same friendless boat as you OP
Learn to accept it man, if they aren't gonna like you for wearing a necklace that makes you happy, they are probably a massive cunt
Why do you care what they think? What are they gonna do about it, why the fuck do they care about one random person out of 2000 they see daily. Snicker like a sad vain fuck and walk off? Wow.
Honestly, it sounds like you need to find an extended circle of robot tier interests. Don't look down on these people if you do, being a cunt who also looks down on genuine decent people makes you as bad or worse than Stacy and co.
Stand up for yourself and what you believe in Aniki.
Can I add you on steam or whatever, you seem a decent guy, and I want to help you out
My aunt bought me this man-ring as a gag gift last year when I turned 20. I unironically wear it every day. People occasionally give me shit for it, but I don't concern myself with the opinions of plebs. Plus it looks badass when I play guitar with it on
>>28780694
You'd look like a fucking retard wearing that. Why would you humiliate yourself that way?
>>28781163
No it doesnt.look cool faggot
If I had anything gaming related and that it was small enough I would wear everyday I fucking love videogames
>>28781163
I think that looks pretty cool tbqh fampai though perhaps a bit gaudy, I got my college graduation ring recently and I wear that everyday now and it looks somewhat gaudy as well. It's not really as cringy and more socially acceptable but I like the way it looks.
It also was $1000 so obviously I'm going to wear it.
>>28781205
NORMALFAG/CHAD/PLEB DETECTED
Here is your (you) either that or your comment was bait, in which case, congrats you made me reply and I fell for obvious bait.
>>28781239
pleb detected
oREEEEEginal toast
>>28781163
>wears a skull ring with red eyes
>calls others plebeians
>>28780694
actually pretty solid choice
you could have done much worse
>>28781450
What about a yin yang necklace but the yin yang itself is metal and looks tasteful and not that plastic cheap shit, I don't have a picture but it's nicer quality than a generic plastic one. Also mine has like fake diamonds or whatever around the yin yang.
>>28780959
>tfw I'm old enough to remember when digital watches were unironically cool
>>28780694
That particular necklace is considered acceptable by normalfag standards now. I saw a person I know to be a normalfag wearing it in public a while back.
>>28780959
The only thing I don't like about this watch is that the light button is also the lap and reset button for the stopwatch, which has caused problems during night runs (lost my time). I've adapted to it since so I still use it, however.
It may be the meme watch, but I don't think it's autistic and no one will even notice or care.
>>28780694
I used to have a silver White Lantern ring on my right middle finger.
Got in 2012, and it ended up getting stuck. Didn't bother me, but my mom and sister constantly bugged me about it.
One day, I got on my hand that went up my finger and under the ring. Hurt pretty bad and couldn't get it off, so I ended up filing it off.
>>28781499
Yin Yang is super autistic, it's like people that carry around a copy of The Art of War.
>>28780912
Now that's autism. I can already tell you have no clue what you're doing with that.
>>28781624
>it's like people that carry around a copy of The Art of War.
I wasn't aware people did this, wow.
>>28780694
I have a behelit but I only wear it for good luck and then under a t-shirt/hoodie/pocket.
>>28781709
That's because on top of being a failed normalfag, you don't even study the normalfags or their behavior and try to correct yourself.
Stupid cunt.
Okay, would this be publicly presentable?
boba feet
I wear a core drill
I never get anything but positive comments.
I also openly say its anime and dress like a peacock to begin with.
>>28782044
Boba will never be autistic, especially since Disney has made Star Wars normie approved now
>>28782134
>now
Shits been normie approved since 1977
>>28781788
No one is going to notice the logo of an obscure group of war criminals from an anime about a blue haired girl
Looks nice anyway w2cop
>>28782191
Not with Stacey's and chad's, it was pretty much a death sentence in high school to say I liked Star Wars.
The overall movie itself is normie but recalling shit like the sarlaac and who shot first got you labeled as a nerd here
>>28780694
web belt
its so easy to pop on and off to piss, I will never use a leather belt like an adult. Even though web belts are the velcro wallets of the belt world
girls think its skater and edgy though so I can rock it til im late 20s
>>28782134
Boba is a shit tier character desu
>Not actually Mandalorean
>Has 6 lines in the OT
>Killed by a blind man
>Had to be written as a Mary Sue in the EU which isn't canon anymore
>Everything in canon paints him to be a whiny cunt who is completely incompetent
Boba is a scrub to be honest
I wear a Blue Lantern ring. it looks like pic but not shiny metal. I wear it more for good luck and a reminder of home.
>>28780820
Kamina died a virgin, so...yeah.
I was gifted the hunter's badge from Bloodborne
I wear it most of the time.
At best people think it's related to actual hunting like it's made from an animal bone or something
Some people think it's lovecraftian related which is closer to the truth
Worse is when they think it's a shark/animal teeth
>>28782324
>not actually mandalorian
What?? Please don't make me lose my love for him
Everyone knows boba is incompetent because he tries to match his dad so it makes it okay.
>implying everyone wasn't a Mary Sue in the EU
At least he has a nice cape and color scheme senpai
Oh and
>his father died trying to use a pistol against a Jedi who are known for deflecting multiple shots at a time
>his father got publicly beheaded because he's a stupid shit who thought assassins engage in forward combat
>>28781754
W-why are you so upset? I know what normalfags are but wouldn't carrying a copy of the Art of War be a beta thing to do?
Calm down
>>28782557
Boba is not actually Mandalorian, and neither is Jango, who he is a clone of.
Jango is his adopted father, not his biological father.
Sorry senpai
>>28780694
Mywifewears a plethora of the hero zip up hoodies like pic related. Owns Deadpool, Iron man, Captain America,First Order Stormtrooper and Flash.
Surprisingly a lot of complements and praise comes from wearing them even when zip up to the hood.
Im not as interesting irl, however I do wear all black nearly all the time so Im sure that's autistic enough.
>>28781071
Holy shit that is some bro-tier KLK cosplay right there
>>28782718
She gets compliments because she's a girl.
If she was a guy nobody would care and would possibly make fun of him
I wear pic related on my keychain.
>>28782712
I know Jango is his adopted dad but how is he not mandalorian? I remember them specifically saying that all the clones are based on Jango, a mandalorian bounty hunter, ergo boba is mandalorian since he is a clone
>>28781071
oh god...i think i know these fuckers, went to a beach party once with a huge group of people and a bunch of them there mentioned how they do buff pokemon cosplay along with other shit, are these the same guys?
>>28780694
Only normies and edgy poseurs wear jewelry
>>28783047
You are part of the cancer on this board.
A name necklace. It has a glass pendant with a grain of rice inside. My name is written on the grain.
>>28783089
For yoouuuu
>>28782765
I'm surprised people still have to have this shit explained to them
>>28782765
Possible but she's very tomboish and most think she's my little brother/son but that could then walk into the point you want to tell a 13 year old boy "cool deadpool hoodie" so they feel more accepted by adults.
>>28783047
apparently everything is normie to r9k
>>28782284
>girls think its skater and edgy though s
No they don't, they think you're a pathetic omega man-child.
>>28783160
>I'm surprised people still have to have this shit explained to them
I say that about everything posted here everyday.
>>28783097
>name on rice
Almost as retarded as getting a handwriting tattoo on your finger.
>>28783164
But seriously though, what reason have any robots to wear accessories except for a velcro wristwatch?
Wearing any sort of pop culture referencing clothing or jewellery or whatever is 100% pleb tier regardless of how obscure or le nerdy normie it is.
You're embarrassing and pathetic. Stop it.
>>28782194
>war criminals
>ds case shaped like a cat
>wear a foreign coin necklace
>video game Tshirts
>a shirt with Isabelle on it that calls her my waifu
>zipped off shorts pants
>velcro sandals
>a necklace made of leather with beads and a feather on it
>clip on earring
>>28783230
Gee I dunno. Maybe because most of us here live in our fantasy anime worlds and having tokens from them close makes us feel better? when I'm stressed I'll pull out my keychain and just drift along back to my world. And btw, only normal scum try to bully others on r9k.
>>28782975
iirc Lucas or at least one of the main writers confirmed he isn't Mando
>>28783404
Yup, he just found the armor and says he is
Would you robots?
I already did
>>28783350
no true scottsman faIlacy
>>28781163
reeeee no textless blah blah
>>28783404
>>28783441
That's fucking depressing but I guess it explains why he died the way he did and why clones are so shit as soldiers desu
So what is he then, that gives him a kiwi accent?
>>28783234
>embarrassing and pathetic
LET ME EXPRESS MYSELF
I don't wear them everyday but pretty often. They're great but Ill be godamned if they arent the most obnoxious looking headphones I think I've ever seen anyone wear in public.
>>28783534
>portapros
my fucking negro
best part is that unconditional warranty
>>28783507
I believe that might just be his actor/voice actor
>>28780850
>would stacy care
yeah because the chad would look autistic and not like a chad anymore. are you really this daft though? i knew several really good looking guys who wore dad jeans and graphic tees and could not get a girlfriend. it's one thing to wear something ironically once in a while, but if someone wore a gimmicky hat or necklace regularly, he would have to be part of the retard subculture that accepts that kind of shit or he would constantly get BTFO.
especially if you're under 25, thinks like what phone you have are make or break, let alone how you talk or take care of yourself. later on everyone just ignores that sort of shit especially if they're desperate, but you're not going to be "chad" either way if you're wearing some autism gear, you're just going to be a creepy dude with a nice face.
>>28783530
If expressing yourself means buying kike tier entry level pop culture, then fuck your expression.
>>28781130
its called crossplay and imo its lame af
>>28783483
Savage
Thanks auntie
>>28783788
i wasn't going for shade desu, this just seemed like a golden opportunity. the man made a nice meme.
>>28783552
They seem pretty durable too. I bought mine a couple years ago and the only wear and tear I've noticed is the foam around the earpiece is a little beat up.
They're probably the most comfortable pair of on the ear headphones I've ever used.
>>28783483
go die in a fire auntie
>>28783534
they leak a ton of sound too, I've been recognized for them in my time though, mine broke years ago and I never replaced them.
>>28783907
Thats the price I have to pay for on the ear I guess. I mostly use them hiking and walking around town or just hanging around the house so it's not much of a problem for me.
I tried over the ear and hated them. They were very comfy but I cant sacrifice having ambient/situational noise. It makes me nervous.
>>28780959
i'm with you man. i don't have that exact model but something really similar and i love it.
i think the most autistic thing i wear is pic related (not me btw). the only comments i've gotten on it so far have been compliments but i just know
>>28783946
Mine broke due to sweat so be careful about hiking. Also I'd take my current headphones out more if the cable wasn't 3 feet long.
>>28783997
Thanks anon, I don't tend to sweat too much as my hikes are usually just slow strolls through the woods but Ill watch out for it.
>>28782347
blue, lol you casual
i've never found the appeal in necklaces, rings or watches.
where i work doesn't allow either rings or watches and i can never justify myself to buy anything for no reason.
why do people do it?
>>28781130
>tfw blackbot
>tfw /fit/
>some roastie convinced me to cosplay with her
>con was decent with cool costumes and lots of weeb merchant
>all the white guys were getting pussy all weekend
>khhv another day
Remind me again about this Jew propaganda ?
>>28783483
top kek
Thanks auntie
I made a necklace out of paper clips and put a lock on it when I was in 7th grade.
I was cool
This even after like 6 years still
It's a damn shame your Pokemon only levels up once per trip no matter how long it's on there and how many steps you take.
>>28781163
I think it looks cool but who buys a 1000 dollar "gag" gift?
It's this part of the story that makes me think you are a fag not the ring.
Also the completely and totally pleb "anyway here's wonderwall" everywhere guitar guy.
>>28782350
At least you have something in common with him.
I ordered this from Artsco(Error: Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again.)w around a week ago.
>>28785296
>1000 dollar "gag" gift
Probably more like $40 tops at a truck stop gift shop
>>28785540
>>28785540
I'm going purely by what he is saying
see
>>28781276
Whether it's true or a lie it essentially means we got a real grade a fag here.
>>28785603
Grad ring guy is obviously a different guy
>>28785637
do you have a single fact to back that up
le original deus ex post
At first I thought I wouldn't have anything to mention, but then I realised that I carry an Emily the Strange badge on my bag zip everyday
>>28780751
Fucking this.
If OP hasn't at least thought of doing so he doesn't deserve to wear the drill.
>>28786164
>Emily the Strange
My negroid. I'm in college, and I still use the same homework folder with the Emily the Strange decal slapped on it from when I was middle school.
>>28783483
THANKS AUNTIE
I AM ORIGINAL
>>28780694
I wear a beanie pretty much 24/7
it's like a security blanket or something for me. I feel weird without it
>>28783616
>entry level
who the fuck said that
>>28785652
Do you not know what class rings are? Because they certainly aren't crude skull shaped rings like in that pic
>>28780755
Who gives two shits about women? They'd just leech off your funds whilst fucking another man on the side. Do not fall for the vaginal jew, robot.
>>28787400
Women are good sex objects though.
A bunch of safety pins on a strap like pic related. Weirdly enough, nobody ever asked about it even though I've been doing it for a month or two. Not even my mom who always comments on stuff like that. Guess it's not noticable.
A friend of mine is working in a clothes store so sometimes she brings a bunch of them and one time she gave me a few and I joked I'll wear them on my neck, and somehow I ended up actually doing it. Afterwards she'd give me more. They actually came in handy one time when we were in need of safety pins.
I also wear a ring she gave to me although it feels kinda homo.
This niggarito
Muhn water proof note 2 with chain
So I can autism and jump into rivers oceans and shit
I wear a jade pig amulet around my neck everyday along with one of those wooden christian crosses flips always wear I always get werid looks for it
>>28784633
look layshuan devonte Wilson IV just because you bloodline was designated cannon fodder doesn't mean your jamal cousins aren't fucking like rabbits and producing half-mongrel spawns
actual autist here
i just cycle through the same clothes every couple of days. its mostly slav-wear.mfw the captcha is trains
i wear a button up coat that smells like shit and grease
>>28780755
i think it's cool. i wear a miniature plumb bob around my neck. it was once my great-great grandfather's.
i've had a couple of guys ask me about it, but they thought it was weird...maybe functional jewelry just repels people, lol.
>>28780998
>Gurren Lagann necklace is 10x cooler.
Nothing is cooler than Sonichu. Look at the beautiful craftspersonship on this piece...that is fucking art.
>>28780694
Is that you will keith?
Is wearing studio monitors outside autistic? They seem way more low profile compared to those cheap, garishly colored pairs. They do get a bit sweaty though.
>>28789523
I've always wanted to do this
Mum won't let me tho
>>28789804
Is this from a game or something? Like a sonic / pikachu crossover?
>That would be awesome.
>>28789728
>wearing the most useless fucking tool ever created as an ugly fucking necklace
Let me guess, you're a foreveralone fembot who likes to advertise that you're a social failure.
>>28783948
Where to cop?
I have omocat shirts and people dig it.
>>28790085
>Is this from a game or something? Like a sonic / pikachu crossover?
>>That would be awesome.
you're le trolling me right
>>28790085
>retard actually doesn't know about sonichu
>>28781130
Perhaps. This version's much more tame.
>>28781163
Your aunt is probably really emberassed that you actually wear it
>>28781623
>>28782347
I wore the plastic green one that came with Blackest Night throughout highschool. No regrets.
>>28783234
THIS
H
I
S
Officially Acceptable Male Accessory List:
>Phone, either in no case or an understated case
>Watch
>Collegiate Ring, if you went to a school that matters. For example: Went to Middle Tennessee State University? You have nothing to be proud of. Went to Harvard? Wear your fucking ring and observe some of the most masculine tradition that remains in America. Other Ivy League people will notice it and it will be a conversation piece.
>Necklace--ONLY IF IT IS TUCKED AWAY AND VISIBLE TO NO ONE BUT YOU. This is ill advised, but certain men (military dog tags, off duty for example) can pull off a close personal touch that is only revealed alone or in intimate contact.
>Bag. Understated, if you work in an environment that calls for one. Anywhere on the spectrum of bag to briefcase will do. Hold it by the handles, that's why they're there. Don't sling it over your shoulder and crumple your fucking shirt/coat like an idiot. You're not in junior high, it's not a backpack.
>
That's it.
i wear a mjolnir pendant because muh heritage
how autistic is it, its not very large and i wear it on the inside of my shirt
>>28790714
It's not autistic so long as:
>you don't bring it up
>you're actually Scandinavian and that's why you care
>you wear it tucked away
>you wear it for you, not so that people can see you wearing it
I used to carry around a hand towel during junior year. It was actually pretty useful for random stuff, and a lot of people asked to use it, lul. Anyways, lost it when I was running away from the police. It was a pretty rewards trend but also useful. Rip hand towel
>>28780694
>>28780755
Who fucking cares. Just tell them your drill is your soul or something like that
I just need one of these
>>28790778
Retarded trend*, but still looks like I make those
>>28783164
>guy who has a wife thinks robot is too strict on his definition of normie
off yourself
>>28790763
fit all 4, phew im in the clear then
>>28780694
I wear every day a Roxas necklace. Everyone i know likes it
>>28790670
>>28783234
Both your posts REEK of normie
Make like an autobot and roll the fuck out of my board REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>>/facebook/
>>>/twitter/
>>>/reddit/
>>>/anywherebuthere/
>>28790850
forgot pic
also, original comment
>>28790268
>>28790276
No, I'm not up on every fucking game out there. Some of us here have lives and shit. Who makes Sonichu?
I wore one of these thinking it was a pentagram and I was being edgy and into the occult.
>>28790916
>Some of us here have lives and shit.
If by 'us' you mean 'fucking normies' then yes, you have lives and shit.
NOW GET THE FUCK OUT
>>28790670
Piercings and tats aren't part of this list, right? Because I'm not giving them up, it's 2016 and people are chill with that shit.
Everyday I always where dress shoes or dress looking shoes to school, I get a lot of autistics scream "what are thos!" People like to step on then alot perpusfuly. Shoe was I'm the laughing stock in my school
>>28790909
I wore one of those to HS once and got suspended for bringing a weapon to school because it looked like a throwing star.
>>28780694
OP I love Gurren Lagann but this is extremely autistic, please stop.
I know you probably use the old "I don't care what people think, that's part of being an adult excuse" but that guy who was still playing Dragon Balls Z in the playground when we were 13 didn't care either.
>>28791079
kek people are so dumb
Let me guess, youre american
>>28790916
Haha oh wow just scrolling past the thread and I see the most autistic post of the year haha what are the odds I feel like I'm watching Haley's comet
>>28791143
Yes. Welcome the stupidity known as "Zero Tolerance".
>now watch, there will be someone defending this shit
>>28791079
it IS a throwing star dumbass. what kind of stupid are you that you thought you wouldn't get in trouble?
fucking idiot.
>>28782259
wrong
wrong
and more wrong
stay butthurt
>>28782324
thank you, fampai
I'm glad someone else understands
>>28780694
My boss wears wwe apparel in public
Occasionally wear this.
I make my own sungoggles out of those plastic sixpack caps, because I have no money, constantly loose eye protection, and my dad drinks.
It looks like what it is, that I've strapped garbage to my face, but it keeps my eyes safe.
>>28790964
Nice 1 kek
>>28791376
>it keeps my eyes safe
No, it doesn't. It's actually worse than not wearing sunglasses at all.
http://healthland.time.com/2009/08/04/can-cheap-sunglasses-be-bad-for-your-eyes/
>>28790778
>alot of people asked to use it
dude thats nasty asf
>>28791416
then why do they feel more comfortable?
Jesus the human body is retarded at assessing risk.
>>28782765
I wear a couple of them, and get complemented all the time. It's mostly kids, though. The adults piss me off though, because they think it's an open invitation to talk about the movies. Now every time a movie comes out I retire that characters swag for at least a year.
>>28780959
I wear the f91w, i don't care what people think about it. It's accurate, indestructible, cheap as fuck, and does everything I need it to. It also comfortably fits on my wrist which is something a lot of watches fail to do.It's also bin Laden approved
>>28790964
Did anyone shout "oy vey!" and throw pennies your way?
Where to buy a "Natural Selection" and "Wrath" shirt?
>>28791131
>Not playin dbz well into your adult years
baka
I win>2016 >being muted
>>28790991
>AdolfLoos.png
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>>28783164
>most think she's my little brother/son
Has anyone ever freaked out when you kissed your little boy wife?
i have 3 mlp buttons on my backpack
>>28780959
Achmed please go.
>>28780694
Got the same one OP.
>dfw you will never pierce the heavens.
That's a pretty cool necklace OP until you trip and give yourself a trachiotomy
Is that how you spell that?
>>28791758
TELL ME WHERE TO BUY THEM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28783483
noice
thanks auntie
I guess just this hat my brother gave me when he disappeared from the family.
>>28781163
I love things like this but I've never found one that fit me. I have a snake ring but its for kids and doesn't even fit my pinky.
>>28782044
I have this on my car keychain, it's a cool minifig
This, i really like it though
>>28784079
Is it wrong to look for hope and courage when shit gets tough.
This is my hot diggity dog necklace. I don't actually have any friends. But now I wear a cat necklace.
Also have a beetle one.
>>28790964
>pentagram
There's a clue in the name.
Only autistic thing I can think of that I wear everyday is pocketwatch.
Current one is bottom right, it's mechanical and the others have run out of battery.
You be the judge of which is most autistic
>>28795454
Here they are open.
>>28780694
Fucking badassss.
>>28794549
Where did you get this?
Oragnnngggo
Not wearing anything unique is my autistic accessory. Nothing, not a necklace,bracelet,earing, nothing. I'm that bland.
>>28780959
I have something similar.
It's fucking great, though many said watches like this are shit-tier.
>>28795454
>>28795460
Those look pretty darn good, anon
>>28792524
It's an E instead of an I
>>28780694
My edgy and autistic accessory is this fucking real human wisdom tooth necklace that I wear regularly.Mendon't talk to me because of shit like this, and when they do they jokingly ask me if that's an actual tooth.
I say yes and the conversation ends almost immediately. :^)
>>28795565
Clair's.
It's a little girl's jewelry store, my little sister bought the set.
I got this as a gift it's funny so I wear it every day.
I made the paracord one myself
>>28796172
I might get it, I'm a guy though would that be mega gay?
>>28796201
No, no.
It would be cool. The set comes with a burger and fries too!
I believe it is on amazon.
>>28796184
Let's solve the puzzle.
>>28795454
>>28795460
I used to wear a pocket watch to work because wrist watches weren't allowed but after a while I stopped needing it (well, I stopped using it would be more accurate).
I have a mechanical one which looks cool which I might start wearing again though.
>>28783483
THANKS AUNTIE AUTISM
>>28782284
utility over everything fuck what the normies say, leather belts take longer to undo. i rock an all black on though cause im not that autistic
I routinely wear suspenders and a long-sleeve collared shirt, the long sleeves a holdover from when I was pretty skelly and self-conscious about how I was generally the skinniest person in the room by far. Come to think of it, I originally started wearing suspenders because I was so damn skinny that I didn't have enough fat on my waist to hold up pants very well unless I made my belt uncomfortably tight, and I kept wearing them after gaining weight just because they're so comfortable. Plus, I've always thought a collared shirt with no jacket looks retarded, and the suspenders give it enough variety and form that it looks natural.
I also wear primarily either work boots (sometimes steel/synthetic toe, sometimes soft) or full autism(c) shoes with holes because they're so old.
I have a floppy highschool-tier hat, similar to pic but a bit floppier, that I know looks juvenile and ridiculous but I still like it so much I wear it anyway. Plus, it's pretty /comfy/.
I also have a couple watches with abnormally large analog faces because I may be 24 but I never grew out of the highschool steampunk/anachronism phase. Never really was a big fan of digital watches.
>>28796792
Why do you need to take your belt off to piss, are your jeans so tight you can't put your dick through the zipper?
I like leather belts, even though all but one of mine are both cheap plastic-leather Walmart crap. Still think they look nicer than any other kind of belt.
>>28780694
>everyday
ignorant foreigner or utter retard, you decide.
>>28789434
Cute porker, dude.
Normies ruined my clothes like they ruin everything.
I used to wear pic related as a necklace because I thought it looked cool and also allowed me to use certain 'one liners' such as telling people I wear this because I am in CONTROL of my own destiny.
But as soon as I started college people started getting abusive- some guys started following me around with a remote control car saying things like 'don't leave me mummy' pretending to talk to the control. Running just made it funnier to them and they uploaded the videos on normiebook, so I had to stop.
I wear my fallout dogtag everyday, damn I love fallout.
>>28780694
I wear this every day for good luck, so far it hasn't worked
>>28797410
Normies ruined pic related for me
>tfw hid my autismo face and near-constant throbbing erection beneath tasteful and elegant robes, pic related
>then one of the lead Elegant Robesmen endorsed Hillary Clinton for President, saying that other Robesmen should all follow suit
fucking normies ruining everything reeee I can't support that normie fucking bitch
>>28783948
>those woman's hips
>>28790085
>plum line
>useless
Just because you don't know how to build things you useless NEET fucker
>>28783534
>or some say, Kosm
I wear these pendants when I go out.
I actually get compliments for the Mask all the time. People always wanna know where I got it, or if they can buy it off me. The amethyst ever so often. The only time I ever get shit for the amethyst is from you faggots.
I also wear 3 plain rings whenever I go out. Silver ones on both index fingers, and a black one on my right ring finger. Sort of autistic about it. I just like rings.
On my truck.
It's pretty innocuous though.
>>28780694
I guess I'm not as autistic as you OP
>>28799003
Ayy I used to have an amethyst thing like that. I dropped it and it broke in half, though.
Alright everyone. I'm gonna be that one faggot anon that replies to all relevant posts and gives my shitty opinions now.
>>28780694
Obvious anime shit. I don't know how one would make it work with an outfit
>>28780959
It's ok. You could get a much more aesthetic looking non-mechanical watch though.
>>28781163
It could look good, if you're hard enough. I have more plainer skull ones, but that's just my taste.
>>28781788
It's ok. Not that bad. Design is a little simple and bland.
>>28782044
>not a skeleton or a coffin.
Shit tier.
>>28782284
Never liked these. Nothing wrong with them though. Except the design is pretty gay.
>>28782347
>blue lantern
Smdh pham
>>28782406
Pretty good for a gift. I want the sword hunter one.
>>28782718
Smdh pham. Normie tier clothing. Other anon was right. But whatever, if it makes her happy.
>>28782943
Pretty ok.
>>28783483
fuck you auntie I wanted the one with the tribal markings
>>28783534
Looks terrible.
>>28785443
Ok shirt.
>>28789235
Not very cool. Unless you area able to make it work with your look.
>>28789344
Is it 2006 again?
>>28789434
Pretty cute tbqh
>>28790714
Pretty cool.
>>28790909
Hella gay
>>28791372
Secretly cool. Played out though.
>>28791825
>the cat headphones
You better get comments from chicks for this.
>>28793395
Pseudo-edgy, and looks like it's shit material. Probably pewter. There's better pendants anon.
>>28794549
Pretty yummy
>>28795454
Pretty cool, but I never buy them because pocket watches are literally useless, unnecessary, and pretty autistic.
>>28795941
Pretty cool. Those guys are normie beta fags
>>28796932
If you look good in it, it's fine. How long until you try steampunk anon? :^)
>>28798118
Sort of cute. Pretty girly.
>>28799072
I'm gonna get the white beard on for my car.
>>28799087
Pretty sick anon tbqh. Would be even sicker if it was made of silver metal
There
>>28783483
THANKS AUNTIE
I hope manliness comes my way soon
no one wears star wars jewelry?
I always wear a milk chocolate butt plug, a special chocolate that melts in my mouth and not in my ass. For an extra treat I use one with microwave popcorn.
>>28799580
no one cares about your opinion faggot
>>28796932
so you're a loser skinhead? gay
>>28800204
>loser skinhead
no I'm a loser mophead because shaving is too much workjust shave my face because that's too trashy even for me
I'm more like a loser autist who doesn't understand that work attire isn't also acceptable social attire, not particularly because muh paramilitary epic style xddd
>I have and wear "tactical" caps with velcro, as well as assorted patches on them.
>I wear military surplus tops sometimes.
>I almost exclusively wear bdu/web belts unless I dress nicely
>Never been in the military
I have a gf and occasionally pound her mercilessly. It's how you compose yourself while wearing your autism.
>>28783534
I got a black pair.
Bit less autistic and I usually wear a hood or hat over them in public.
I could give a fuck if people think they're autistic.
>comfiest mobile headphones
>best sounding mobile headphones
>subtle/concealable
>>28800624
>I got a black pair.
if it's not 50th Anniversary Edition, then it's fake
>>28800640
Source?
dsudsudsu
>>28785443
Yoo
sdfgdf
I realised that I dont really wear any "accessories". I even change to a more bland set of clothes when I go outside just to make sure Im as invisible as possible.
>>28800640
Koss sells them officially on Amazon.
I don't know where you got that info.
had this watch for 4 years never breaks and you could take a shower with it and still would not break.
also helped me win a fight once
>how the fuck is this not orignal fuck you robot you dumb fuck
>>28800775
>2016
>Wearing 'Get in the robot' paraphernalia
>>28783483
Originally Badass
THANKS AUNTIE
>>28801174
>helped me win a fight
Did you use the shock resist after he punched you to buy yourself time to activate the split-reset so you could switch to G-Shock mode and end him with your signature G-Punch?Should have just opened up with G-Shock mode and decked him before he threw the first punch, nerd.
>>28780959
welcome to 1998
Don't know if this is autistic or not
I carry the screwdriver/firing pin measuring tool from my Mosin's surplus cleaning kit
It's pretty useful for measuring very small objects and obviously for screw driving
I'm increasingly getting paranoid that threads like this are made by the NSA in order to collect a much information about us as possible. They now have a dossier on you containing things like:
>your first and last name
>pictures of your face
>where you live/where you want to live
>how you dress
>your height
>your eye color
>your dick size
>your mental illnesses
>your medications
>your dreams, fears, and ambitions
>pictures of your room
>your ideal gf
>pictures of your computer/screenshots of your desktop
>the type of music you listen to
>your darkest secrets
>pictures of your pets
>whether or not you own a gun
and more. All threads that commonly pop up here and all across the other boards. All information that you voluntarily give to them.
>>28803202
only 1/5 of my posts are not shitposts and some of those shitposts are made to be as believable as possible just so i can string some poor bastard along in a discussion before abandoning thread halfway through
NSA pls
>>28783483
THANKS AUNTIE
cant wait for all the auntie sex
I use this mag at the range
I'm considering getting a full on weaboo hydrodip of the stock on my PS90 (semi auto P90)
>>28803362
Flipside
I worked fucking hard making this
>>28803390
its nice but please clean your gun
>>28800023
I forgot to say how hard it is to get my ass in the microwave to pop the corn.
>>28803437
thank you I'm sorry I will
>sir, your card has been declined. do you have another card?
what do?
>>28803597
>lean in close
>how much monopoly money is it going to take for you to pretend it works
>sir, even if i pretended it worked the sale wouldnt go through
>you make a good point, allow me to make a counter argument
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>grab as much as you can and make for the door
>>28803390
That's fucking cool
>>28803390
whats so hard about using a router, sanding, then painting in?
Why do you choose to humiliate yourselves like this
>>28803730
I don't have a router I used a dremel. It took a long time.
And it's not painted asshole. It's an FDE mag that I dyed black. I dremeled out the pattern (uncovering the FDE) and dyed it again, red.
>>28803682
thank you
>>28796932
Take a little walk to the edge of town....
Red Right Hand blox
tfw got an anime tattoo
kill me senpai
>>28780694
>>28792180
i have one too famalam. I wear it every time i go to the gym and sing Libera me from Hell to myself as I lift. It's incredibly motivating