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>oneitis finally invites you to hang out >at a karaoke bar
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>oneitis finally invites you to hang out
>at a karaoke bar
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you're fucked

>"anon aren't you gonna sing something??"
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>>28778846
>not dedicating a love song to her

It's like you want to live your whole life without humiliating yourself in a major way.
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>>28778846
There's only one solution:

Pick a terrible song and purposely fail at it. Really embellish the failure.

If you do it right, she'll think you're a "funny guy"
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>>28780128
Yeah the only way to win this is pick a song you know all the words to and get really into it. She will (might) fuck you.
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>>28778890
>"a-a-lright"
ZAAAANKOOOOOKU NA TENSHI NO TEEEEEEZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...
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Be sure to come in strong and end strong, even if you're out of key.
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The only mainstream song I know every lyric word for word is All Star by Smashmouth. Is that lame enough to be considered ironic and funny if I ever get invited to a karaoke bar?
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