>oneitis finally invites you to hang out
>at a karaoke bar
you're fucked
>"anon aren't you gonna sing something??"
>>28778846
>not dedicating a love song to her
It's like you want to live your whole life without humiliating yourself in a major way.
>>28778846
There's only one solution:
Pick a terrible song and purposely fail at it. Really embellish the failure.
If you do it right, she'll think you're a "funny guy"
>>28780128
Yeah the only way to win this is pick a song you know all the words to and get really into it. She will (might) fuck you.
>>28778890
>"a-a-lright"
ZAAAANKOOOOOKU NA TENSHI NO TEEEEEEZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...
Be sure to come in strong and end strong, even if you're out of key.
The only mainstream song I know every lyric word for word is All Star by Smashmouth. Is that lame enough to be considered ironic and funny if I ever get invited to a karaoke bar?