>"You're so handsome anon... But you're acting so serious all the time too"
A fat chick who was into me literally told me this the other day, what the h*ck does this even mean
it means you never smile you s*lly g**se
critical hit 200%
we may never know anon ;__:
She can smell the 'tism on you
>>28778835
She wants the D.
Give her the D.
i was told the same thing twice and those people were actually right
when i talk with people or family on skype and see the preview from my own camera i always seem to have a blank expression with very uncommon slight smirks, while people that i'm talking to express a wide range of facial expressions
>>28778835
>bragging on r9k
totes original
Either you're a type A robot (i.e. Autistic) or you're a type B robot (i.e. Sociopath).
>>28778957
>>28778957
>Being serious makes you a sociopath
Please tell me more about your intricate knowledge of human behaviour
Normies take humor very seriously, and treat matters of gravity with levity.
>tell joke
>"that's not funny, that's not on, apologize now!"
>Heehee, men get raped in prison, even if they're innocent!
>>28778997
chills dude, i'm type A ;3
You're dour and somber, it really brings normies down because they try to feel what others feel.
>only time I was ever called handsome was from a distance
>as i got closer the girl said, "Oh god, nevermind"
This was over 10 years ago and I still remember it like yesterday, fuuuucckkk
You normies can go right and fuck off with your non ugly mugs
>tfw only fat girls call you handsome
I know that feel.
>>28778835
Lol humblebrag much. It means she thinks of you as a mysterious person and this excites her. If you're trying to fuck her there's not much you have to do, you have something of a blank slate to write on here. Of course, take my advice with a grain of salt, I come here in moments of extreme boredom and I typically don't give a fuck whether a girl rejects me or not.
