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>all the boy pussy threads finally get to me >feel compelled
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>all the boy pussy threads finally get to me
>feel compelled to vist a tranny prostitute
>find one that isn't fulll tranny but more trap-like
>white, 5'4, flat tits, cute face etc
>immediately notice how much bigger dick is than mine
>she calls my dick "cute" and says it's "just right"
>when we 69 I can't stop thinking about all those trolls who say traps are gay
>with a dick in my mouth twice the size of mine, suddenly these accusations seem legitimate
>she stops and ask if I want to change positions
>I just lay there with a dick in my mouth as tears slowly gather in the corners of my eyes
>break down and ask her if she thinks I'm gay
>she spends the next 20 minutes comforting me and making me feel better
>come home having sucked a dick without even getting off
>I've never felt like such a beta faggot in my entire life
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>>28778457

Sounds like a good night to me, lad.
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Holy shit. I want this to be legit so bad. Wow. I hope this memory haunts you forever. Thanks for the hearty laugh.
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>>28778457
Why did you do that? What did you think you were doing? You knew he had a dick. You purposely sought him out for that reason.
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>he fell for the trap meme

Should have fapped before deciding. Now you're a certified faggot.
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Who gives a shit if it is gay? Just lose yourself to fucking dance, you could had fucked a sweet sweet boipussy you fucking faggot
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>>28778457
>falling for the boipussy meme
>not remembering that you're in bed with someone with the same kinda anatomy as you
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>>28778457
>all those trolls who say traps are gay

I thought people thinking that fucking a man was anything other than totally gay was a meme.
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Le ebin pasta
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I don't believe op but please be true
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>>28778457
theres no going back OP. Now the taste of dick is in your mouth. permanently.
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>>28778457
>2016.51
>Not just fapping to your cute trap friend that sends you pics.

Sucks for you senpai.
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>>28778457
nice pasta, niggerfaggot.
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>>28778626
I want to trade pics with a friend and fap together!
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>putting a prostitutes genitals anywhere near your mouth

... but why?
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Stale pasta m80
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>2016
>Newfags are falling for this stale pasta
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>start dating asian trap I met through a friend
>girly as hell, fat butt, nice hips, girly face
>finally the time comes for us to fuck
>he only bottoms, wants me to do him missionary
>pull out my cock, about average length, a little bigger around than average
>take his pants off
>he's enormous
>easily 8 inches long
What a tragic waste of a great cock.
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>>28778721
should let him top u
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>>28778738
I've tried to convince him, he's just not into the idea of topping. Strict bottom. I do suck him off now and then, because that thing is amazing.
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>trannies have bigger dicks than real men
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>>28778457
you done fucked up . why would you put your mouth anywhere near a prostitutes ?
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This is why you never go prison gay
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>didn't even get boipucci

OP this reaction image is how I imagined you imagining the trolls
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>not knowing this is pasta
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>>28778556
>lose yourself to dance
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>>28778457
You cried because you aren't gay. Congratulations. Now go get tested and save up for a clean, high end female escort. You will actually enjoy it, get off, and you won't cry
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Well, OP, I hope you enjoy having aids
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Lmao. I wish I had a 5'4 cutie tranny's dick in my mouth right now

the only tears rolling down my face would be tears of joy

fuckface
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