using this matching thing on kik, how do I talk to this girl?
pls respond
have I already fucked up?
shit
It's over lads
>>28778362
its ok. just keep her reeled in by asking her to respond
>>28778343
What the fuck did you expect when you sent her that free boyfriend coupon?
>>28778402
>>28778417
It's fucking finished
>>28778362
Jesus fucking christ man, and i thought i was beta. If you reek of neediness and it shows, girls are never gonna give you the succ
AHHHHHHHH
JUST
JUST
NO ESCAPE AHHHH
LAUGHING AT ME ALREADY
>>28778432
Shes trying to set u up with another girl cause your patheticness comes off funny. She has no idea that your being serious.
>>28778432
>typing out stuttered words
>postin sick internet meme images
>generally talking like an internet jokester
i know you are trying to be funny but you area beta faggot who thinks jokes can get you laid fuck off nerd
jdimsa lads
why do I even try
I don't even understand how to talk to women
>tfw people unironically think this is just an attempt at a joke
>tfw I'm serious
You're doing good keep it going faggot
So you're spamming women with dank memes hoping that one will eventually get your "special" sense of humor?
>>28778622
I don't know how to talk to people normally
>>28778639
Well fishing for people that recognize shitty 4chan jokes isn't going to work
>>28778586
Wow anon 10/10
When op runs out of memes, he runs out of GF
>tfw you should chill with them stupid ass pictures
>>28778586
Tell her this desu
I want to raw dog your throat and spew warm glazed cum all over her forehead as it drips and sheens like a diamond
>>28778343
>>28778432
Holy keks, keep'em coming anon
>>28778362
>oops my dad's grandfather's cousin sent that
This was actually a good response. It took a commonly recognized trope (ie, my brother did it) and turned it into a joke via hyperbole. You have a sense of humor. You just need to stop being so self-pitying; it's really unattractive.
>>28778886
Agreed. It was going semi-well until anything after that message. Anon should have just quit while he was ahead.
Well, things escalated quite a bit
JUST
>>28778946
Can you send her profile picture
KEK MY LIFE INTO PIECES
JUST
JUST
AHHHH
JDIMSA
JDIMSA INSIDE
FUCKING NORMIES
JUST HELP YOURSELF BRUH
>>28778975
Say you want to raw dog her throat and fill her yummies /thread
>>28778946
Inb4 OP actually makes a female friend.
OP, you have a better sense of humor than me, and you've got better flow with the ladies. Suspiciously good flow for being a robot...
>>28778996
Now you're veering into pretentious pseudo-intellectual territory. Best case scenario is that she's one of those retarded girls who like that kind of shit.
>>28778975
holy shit anon im laughing so hard
you could be fuckin so many girls with that humor bro.
>>28779007
You've gotta be kidding me man
Also, who would want a female "friend"
I fucking hate women
I just wanted nudes originally
Now my autism can't stop
No point in stopping
>>28779025
It's really not pretentious or pseudo anything. What I said is true, no?
Anyways, no brakes on this train
>>28779003
I'll get to that when she's finally given up
>>28779033
How do you get random people on kik?
>>28779033
>>28779060
i think that was the bad touch OP
>>28779060
This really is one roller-coaster of a Kik conversation
ayy op give us her kik
>>28779060
Your gonna give her an existential crisis with that desu. U might as well sum it up as a complex ploy to fucking her in the throat.
>>28779033
>>28779060
You misused 'avail'.
Oh boy
Just
>>28779207
>a pretty woman thinks she experienced an existential crisis
did she use the wrong makeup one day or some shit?
>>28779202
Sorry, I'm writing this in an autistic frenzy. Can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.
I'm actually intrigued that she's continuing to talk. Tbh if someone started talking to me like that who I didn't even know, I would've stopped replying a long time ago. Hmmm......
>>28779244
This roastie is unbelievable
REEEE
>>28779262
JUST
JUST
REEE
FUCK MY SHIT UP JDIMSAAAAA
>>28779207
When its escalated this much, the tipping point is for the dick.
>>28779283
FUCKING NORMIES
IM NOT NEGATIVE
>>28779283
My dude can you tell me how to chat up a random stranger on kik?
>>28779320
No lmaooo
tfw she immediately brings up race
hello tumblr
>>28779320
Type up random names, see profile pic, start chatting, or go on soc
>>28778586
look here
>>28778362
that was actually a good joke but you're continuing this self-pity bullshit hoping a girl will pity you and like you. You need to stop that. It really is a really repulsive personality.
>>28779313
desu, you sound negative as fuck. you must be somewhat handsome or she wouldn't listen to your angst-filled gibberish. poor girl probably just wanted to meet a good-looking, interesting guy to have a fun time with. instead she met you.
>>28779337
U just gave her an existential crisis, and slayed her by her misprojecting, now go in for the raw dog kill
>>28779387
devilish ain't I? But seriously there is no going bacm
>whine about how girls won't pay attention to you
>start pushing away the first girl who pays attention to you
ok dude
>>28779428
>But seriously there is no going bacm
Not with her but with the next girl. Just stop with your pseudo-deep teenage angst shtick.
>>28779283
There is an alpha inside you begging to be let out. Drop the self-pity and you'd alpha your way through this world.
>>28779428
>HAHAHA I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO BE AUTISTIC SO SHE'D STOP TALKING TO ME
>YOU SEE MY FAMILIA, WOMEN REALLY ARE A BLIGHT ON THE WORLD
op please say "haha jk :D wyd tomorrow night??"
She gave quite a just argument
You are defeated, autist
>genes equals race
>race equal success
i can't even
>>28779713
?
She gave no argument. Shejust used a bunch of appeals to emotion, no logic whatsoever.
>>28779771
YOU GOTTA WIN THE RACE TO BE THE VICTOR, YOU GOTTA BE THE VICTOR TO HAVE SUCCESS
OP you were actually doing well
You can salvage it
Try to be a little more positive and a little more accepting of her opinion, if that's possible. It's too late for a relationship, but you might make a friend, and then she can help you get into a relationship
Having female friends makes finding relationships so much easier
>>28779819
well your shit is a bunch of appeal to emotion too
>>28779337
More
Jdimsa
>>28779819
How's your flawless logic been working out for you lately, chief?
>>28779858
not really desu
>>28779847
Nobody wants female friends you fucking normie
>>28779885
tfw normalfags will never ktf
>>28779904
jdimsa jdimsa
why are we still here
>>28779923
this bitch types like a nigger.
>>28779933
I know,it's quite annoying
>>28779951
tfwwwwwwww iktf
FamOoOO
>>28779904
You're such a sperglord. I rarely had to cringe that much.
>>28779990
Time to salvage this shit
>>28779990
i kekked a good amount tbqh famalamadingdong
How old are you op
original comment desu
>>28780020
Ask her why she speaks like a nigger
>>28780020
I give up
Jdimsa
Women are too complicated
OP wewlad I never seen a
conversation spiral out of control like that.
I really hope you're not older than 19. This was embarrassing.
I'm a fucking fat neckbeard autistic weeaboo and I can talk to women better than you. Holy shit, OP.
>>28780178
U were doing well. Now you seem bipolar, desperate, low in confidence and now her perception of your attempts at humor were just cries for help and attention.
All you can do to fix this is putting all your chips in, blow her mind, and make that raw dog comment
Shell take it as you were buttering her up with some next level humor and she should be lucky to succ u
