>lost virginity
>had my cock sucked
>came on her face
>had her say her pussy belongs to me alone after fucking her in the ass and that she just uses her guy friends to fix her computer and do her homework
>saw one of her orbiters literally confesses his love to her on snapchat while i'm nailing her doggystyle and we both just broke out laughing
I made it, in your face robot scum.
Nice.
BTW, what did my cum taste like, cuck?
Congratulations, anon. Was it hard to fuck for the first time?
>>28778054
To the archive you go.
If you gave to brag on /r9k/ you've accomplished nothing. You've always been a normie
>>28778161
I took her virginity, she bled all over my sheets and swallowed my cum way before you if she cheated.
So you tell me what mine tastes like, faggot.
>>28778054
>she's talking to other guys whilst you're fucking her
fucking kek
>>28778198
This, probably even underage. Never belonged here.
>>28778222
fucking cuck i should say actually
>>28778222
Childhood orbiter, the guy is ugly as sin. I told her to check her phone so i could send him a picture of my cock inside her. She actually let me do it and she told me he doesn't talk to her anymore, he even deleted her off facebook.
Guy is probably on suicide watch.
>>28778268
you don't sound like you were having very good sex anon
she also sounds like she'll cheat on you the first chance she gets
>literally confesses his love to her on snapchat
This """"""literally"""""" never happened.
>>28778300
She can go right ahead and cheat if she wants to but i'm not going to stick around if she does, she knows i'm the best she's ever going to get.
I last a really long time due to years of masturbation so there are times where she cums multiple times and others where we get too tired to finish and we both get bored. You're not going to make me feel insecure about getting laid lmao
>>28778054
I always make a point to do these things in case of a break up.
>>28778054
Enjoy the high, Anon. I've been there and believe meit won't last long.
Man, is this how normies behave?
Thank god I'm a robot, I might be pretty fucked up but at least I'm not a malicious asshole.
>>28778358
ok you pretty much just confirmed this never happed
I was smoking dank herb while you were busy getting cooties.
>>28778358
cool so she's fat lol you really gotta watch your wording when you bait
>I'm the best she can do
>I'm settling
dumbass
>>28778300
Also she gave me her ass, bought lingerie to please me and is starting the pill.
This girl clearly loves me, i've marked her in more than one way. So even if she leaves me it doesn't matter, i've already won.
>>28778422
srsly though how fat is she dude hahaha
>>28778422
>>28778358
Alright, this was clearly written by a virgin.
>>28778422
>starting the pill
look forward to the acne, weight gain, bitchy mood swings and 2 week long periods
she doesn't love you, girls do that for every guy they fuck, you're one of many
>>28778446
>>28778444
>>28778389
The jelly is so jiggly in this thread.
Stay mad you'll never have what i have virgins.
just gunna point out that op is not refuting the fatty allegations
>>28778479
it's cool dude I'm fucking a fat chick too, but don't act like you're hot shit, they're a dime a dozen
>>28778479
Your girl is really jiggly too by the sounds of it laddo, and not the good jiggle jiggle.
>>28778387
I'm still somewhat robot but a did compete for a girl with someone else and she did choose me in the end. I just have no motivation to crush people this way like a psychopath.
>>28778476
What part of i took her virginity did you not understand? I felt that shit tear, and don't sit there and tell me that was her period because i've seen that shit in my washroom and it was completely different and disgusting.
>>28778521
>im gunna ignore the fat comments because for some reason I have trouble lying to strangers
>>28778521
awwww she told him she was a virgin and he fell for it, cuuuuuute
>>28778521
>that shit x2
op is clearly underage or a nigger thank you
>>28778502
>>28778510
She's normal weight for her 5'5 frame.
God i fucking love this, you guys will grasp at any straw to feel better about someone else being superior to you in every way.
Take a good look at your hand tonight after you finish wanking, it's the only affection you're ever going to get.
>>28778595
average in the states I bet lmao
>>28778595
op found the courage to lie bless his heart
>>28778054
You know what is worse than your cancer thread?
It's those reddito retards who reply without saging
>>28778615
>>28778641
orgiinal cobbent
>>28778054
>>28778479
>>28778595
>Holy shit I banged a girl damn what should I do next ?
>Better go and talk about it on /r9k/!
Kek, the very fact that you post here, means you are a shit human being. No exceptions, even If you were Chad, you post here you are scum, plain and simple.
inb4
>b-b-b-b-ut it's to laugh at you h-h-hahaa epic rite?
>>28778595
>fucking a fat bitch
>superior in every way
okie dokie friend
>get gf
>she tells me about her neighbour who is obsessed with her
>look him up on FB
>he is the epitome of /r9k/
>unattractive, awkward and autistic
>she show me screenshots
>"why won't you ever talk to me when I pass you"
>walking gf home one night, he pulls up in his car
>she kisses me, hard and deliberate, whilst I feel his eyes burn into the back of my skull
>feel slight disgust for gf and pity for the robot
he was me once, and no doubt I will be him one day.
If you're reading this: I'm sorry
>>28778595
>normal weight for her 5'5 frame
This means she's fat.
>>28778054
GG brah
Pics or GTFO faggot
>>28778595
>normal weight
If 200+ is normal sure
Fucking a fat whore is no accomplishment.
face pic w/ timestamp
no balls
>>28778200
she cuts up her pussy and then sews it. then when some fag like you tears the stitches she says "omg you're my first :3"
>>28778054
>>saw one of her orbiters literally confesses his love to her on snapchat while i'm nailing her doggystyle and we both just broke out laughing
Story
Please deliver, OP. What did he say?
