>war kicks off with a bunch of baddies
>the draft is reinstated
>you foolishly went along with that bullshit Selective Service meme
how would you get out of having to serve, robuts?
Well next war women get to get drafted too. So maybe I could get a gf?
>>28777782
>tfw no combat gf
Life is pain
>History of depression
>Only son
>Flat footed
>Not straightalthough this probably wouldn't help much
>mfw roasties will get drafted sooner than I
>>28777806
>combat roasties
they could be a flamethrower battalion
>implying an all-robot squad wouldn't be the best bullet sponges the world has ever known
>>28777716
> not wanting a comfy military job
>>28777716
diagnosed mental illness
>>28777716
I'm my family's only son. Neither of my parents can reproduce any more.
I am immune.
>>28777716
>how would you get out of having to serve, robuts?
I wouldn't. I like guns, I'm pretty fit, and I get to be a welfare babby. I'd be set.
>>28777782
>tfw have thought about this extensively
>would rip a man apart of they tried to take my guy
>would take his place without hesitation if it was allowed
>>28778461
I am too, I'm also the only grandson. How are you immune though?
>>28777806
>all of those things
>currently finishing up AIT
Nah youll be fine
>>28777716
>Diagnosed with ADD at 16
>still take medicine for it
>frequented multiple therapists when I was a child due to a court order.
>Mfw a 400lb robot would get drafted before me
