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Has anyone here ever got an escort before? Anything advice can you give a first timer?
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>>28776283
use a condom, don't kiss, don't eat her out
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>>28776444
Seems reasonable. I'm more concerned about the initial meeting, do I just hand her money and say suck my dick?
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>>28776283
I used to work as an escort
Please don't fucking do this. There's a huge chance you'll catch aids.Those girls don't get frequent paps, and they fuck tons of nasty fat neckbeards everyday. Most of them don't even take a shower after their clients, they'll just wipe themselves. Don't you think that's distgusting? The fuck is wrong with you, stop
I had plenty of hooker friends as an escort, I know how they get down
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>>28776557
>aids
what are condoms

Hookers are no different from women who fuck another chad every weekend.
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>>28776557
Best to get an early morning appointment then huh?
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>>28776556
Do you really want her mouth that probably had 5+ dicks in her mouth before yours sucking and drooling the cum of others on you?
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>>28776619
That's why you stay away from sluts/hookers
And still, with condoms there's gonna be a chance. All in all it's disgusting
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>>28776644
Condom, even if they're deep throat experts, I'm 8 inches long
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>>28776703
I don't know dude, whatever. Do what you wanna do I guess
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>>28776444
If the only reason I want to see an escort is to actually practice GF things (kissing, making out, oral sex, etc), what should I do then? Should I get an escort to visit my home and pay her extra to take a shower and brush her teeth?
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>>28776789
You dont need to practice kissing and making out. Its easy as fuck.
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>>28776820
No dude I'm pretty sure I'd be terrible at it and I don't to scare away the 1/100000 person who will be attracted to me in the future
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>>28776789
You could, but I'd be really careful, i would avoid kissing. You could practice going down on her, but i would use a piece of plastic wrap.
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>>28776839
Try making out with one of your guy friends if they're aight with it. That's what I did. No, I'm not gay
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>>28776839
Ask the hooker before if she does kissing. Dont worry about catching something. Normies make out with strangers at parties
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>>28776859
>piece of plastic wrap
kek
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>>28776283
>blue jays
get the fuck out
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Don't pay for more than 30 minutes. Most of the ones I've been to make you leave after you cum even if the time isn't up.
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>>28776283
But if I may ask, why her OP? From that pic, her figure looks too big for a girl. Only virgins like big tits, which I guess you are one. You'll see, you're gonna have rather had a petite with small tits after you're done with this shit skin meth face
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>>28776959
What do you expect? It isn't pussy buffet
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>>28776959
>Be me
>be premature ejaculator

Wew lad, do any hookers offer a 2min package deal?
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>>28777081
Street walkers
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>>28776283
>Condoms are generally put on before any sex act starts, including the BJ, to be the safest
>They supply their own condoms and won't let you use your own, don't worry they have plenty (I saw into the purse of one of the girls I was with and she had an opened 200-pack)
>Don't kiss them unless they specifically allow you to, ask beforehand (before the sex, I mean, so you don't get caught up asking CAN I KISS YOU in the heat of the moment)
>As said above, 30 minutes is the ideal time, only go higher the more experienced you get
>Don't expect the first time to really be any good, especially if you're a virgin going in
>Don't visit the same escort more than once
>Don't end up like that guy who posted six threads here about an escort he fell in love with
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>>28777081
Ask if she offers a qv/quick visit
those are usually 10-15 minutes
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Depending on how expensive she is you better get your dick sucked without a condom, you don't feel shit with the condom on.
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>>28776619
>>28776674
>tfw been fucking hookers with condom for 4 years
>tfw worried about aids
>tfw too scared to get tested
I-It's extremely unlikely if you always used a condom r-right?
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>>28776859
>piece of plastic wrap

Good one m8
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>>28777205
Been if you rawdoged those hookers there is a goodchnace u don't ha e AIDS
Aids is extremely hard to transmit via straight sex
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>>28777338
Nope never done that always condom. They sucked off without condoms a couple of times but you can't get aids that way r-right
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I'd be more concerned about hep than aids. These girls are usually needle users. Some aren't, but most on backpages are addicts. Talk to a girl first, don't text, don't be terribly frank or accept her being terribly frank before you meet her. Sit down and talk first, you'll enjoy the conversation or it'll tip you off to a sting. Bring her to your place if you can, and remember, don't get shitty because there's almost always a boyfriend or someone watching ready to kick your ass. I was a driver and friend and drug buddy of hookers for a couple years. Sex was quite good but I like getting to know a girl and her quirks and not having it cost me a grand to do so. They can also bring drugs and be a source once you get to know them. One visit will do if you offer to pay for them (after you're certain she's legit). Don't go after any stock model looking pics online. I'd honestly suggest not going after the expensive ones either.
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>>28777568
I guess I've never dealt with high-end escorts so take my advice only if you're looking for a local girl online sorta thing. Don't shy away from the junkie hookers, a lot of them are charismatic and pretty and kind and hygenic.
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>>28776283
Go jays!
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>escort
>not partaking in sex tourism in a first world country where it is legal and regulated
>not getting literal stacys that were born in the wrong country
>not shit skins and chinks either, light eyed whites
>for the price of a triple a game
>the year of our lord two thousand and sixteen anno domini

Normies think I'm so cultured, I just say I went there for the museums. They never have any follow up questions after that.
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>>28777949
What countries do you recommend? I might visit Europe next year
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>>28777949
>telling normies about your sexcapades
top lel m80
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