REEEEEEEEE MY MOM HIRED A CLEANING LADY AND SHE WAS IN MY ROOM TOUCHING MY WAIFU FIGURES.
WHY DO I HAVE TO PUTUP WITH THIS
Holy shit, I'd never let some shitty failure unwashed whore touch my figurines. Just let her know how expensive and valuable they are.
When I was in high school (fifteen years ago) my mommy hired a cleaning lady and she used my computer! I found in my browsing history that whore shopping for dresses. I left her a nasty message not to touch my shit and password protected my computer.
>Cleaning lady found the poo prism
Next time she comes in your room do your best REEEEEEE and scare her off for good.
>be weeb cleaning lady
>slowly steal one or two figurines per month until I build a decent collection
>sell figures online for 75% of going rate
>for an extra fee I will put the figure in my mouth, pussy, or ass before shipping
Holy shit I had a cleaning lady as well and I swear that bitch stole my DS games for her normalfag stacy daughters.
She also found my cum rag. I don't know what she did with it but the fact that she knows horrifies me.
>>28775267
nigger you graduated highschool in 2001? arent you fucking 33 or something? get off of 4chan
I WAS OUT OF THE ROOM AND WHEN I WALKED BACK IN I SAW HER TRYING TO PUT HER BACK ON THE STAND
they are all good now thank goodness
>>28775405
Dude, just let him stay. Older posters means higher quality posts.
>>28775405
I graduated in 2004
>tfwno3.14gf ever
there is no other place for me
i didn't let them clean my room because my clothes are thrown everywhere and doing laundry isn't in their M.O.
that's what makes my room dirty, are the clothes everywhere. otherwise i'm never in my room and everything is put away.
Just don't let her in. Put a note on your door with this message:
"Alright, listen here you dirty minimum wage whore. There's no cleaning to be done here. If you touch anything, I will know, and I will snap every bone in your disgusting sperm stained hands."
>>28775160
You should let her do her cleaning, anon. It sounds like you have something for her to polish.
Pay her to dress up as your waifu and give you a succ while browsing /r9k/.
>>28775869
If my mommy were to find out she would take away the GBP i've earned over the last 6 months
>>28775744
what if your mom read that by mistake
>>28775350
I really doubt you have stolen many figures if any. its not as if every single house in the world has a weeb living in the basement that has figures you can steal.
>>28775549
>>28775405
>tfw graduated in 2002
>>28775267
i dont think you could shop online back in 2001
