How old are you virgins?
>24 year old virgin
>Kissless as well
Woo 24 year old club!
>>28775154
26 KHHV here.
21 year old virgin. Got my fist kiss last month. Ate her out and rubbed her tits as well as finger banged her. She wanted me to fuck her but i couldnt get it up. I told her it was because I was too drunk and high, but honestly it was because im addicted to porn and masturbation. Oh well.
>>28775154
13 what's a 4chan
>>28775154
19 years old
Kissless virgin
Alot of acne on face and back/neck, weigh 235 lbs, high school drop-out, NEET, shy and socially akward.
>tfw trying to lose weight by counting calories and eating less + basic workout
>tfw I've increased in weight and not dropped a single pound.
What's even the point of trying at this point?
>26
>held hands
>hugged
>kissed/made out
>had at least 3 opportunities welcoming sex
>never took them because of my self image insecurity
I'm 25 and I'm finally starting to make it (getting /fit/, good job and paying off debt making good investments, about to get promoted, etc) and now it's getting harder and harder to keep the gold digging whores away. Girls keep asking me out and male coworkers are starting to tell every girl they see that I'm looking for a wife (meanwhile they're on their third or second wife, raising step children, generally been fucked over by divorce already).
What do, friends? I'm a little over 4 years from wizardhood, the succubi are after me.
>>28775324
Youve either gained muscle or youve never tried in the first place
20. I've never kissed or held hands, but that's only because I don't want to. Women make me uncomfortable. I don't feel like I'm missing out on anything.
>>28775154
>20
>khhv
>shitskin
>dumb
>ugly as fuck even between shitskins
at least i havent become an animal
>>28775380
>be me
>same situation as you
>bought myself a newer Audi
>dress nice for work
>see old acquaintance girl coworkers one day
>they see me get out of my Audi all dressed up
>now theyre starting to ask me out
I cant tell if it's all a coincidence or if they just want a beta provider
24
I kissed a girl for like an hour back when I was 19 and we were both really drunk. Then I got embarrassed and avoided her until she stopped hanging out with my group any more.
Also about 18 months ago I had a female friend who came to my house to have silent standing-up hugs, they lasted like 1 minute, greatest feeling ever
>>28775154
I'll be 24 next month, but at least I've already kissed a girl once.
>23
>Seriously overweight
>Balding
>Might look average if I were fit
>No IRL friends
>Live with parents
>Just learning to drive but dread practicing
>Fap upwards of four times a day
>>28775468
She isn't your friend anymore?
>>28775410
I doubt I've gotten muscles, it's just basic shit like sit-ups and stuff. I do try though. I guess I'll have to eat even less or workout more. Sucks to not have seen any progression/weightloss in 3 weeks though.
>>28775468
>I kissed a girl for like an hour back when I was 19 and we were both really drunk. Then I got embarrassed and avoided her until she stopped hanging out with my group any more.
Holy shit, are you me?
>>28775154
>18
>and Kissless
>never had a gf
my life is already going down hill
before it even really started
>>28775508
>She isn't your friend anymore?
No she stopped talking to me. main reason I'm sad desu
>>28775531
25 here.
Welcome to our world.
>>28775154
i'm a bi male,i've received a blowjob and sucked a cock.Am i virgin?
>>28775458
They smell money, man.
Hell I even revealed my /a/ powerlevel and it worked for a little while, but they got over it within months. Should I start putting up pictures of my waifu at my desk?
19 yo, kissless virgin. I might have autistic traits, yet I believe I am potentially alpha.
>>28775520
Youre diet is shit I bet. Go read tthe fit sticky
>>28775628
NO you Bi normie fag get of this board it's people like you who think they're bots and only make /r9k/ more cancerous
>>28775154
38 year old Wizard reporting.
I made you a drawing, explaining the situation.
>23 yo kv
>>28775628
Sorry, you're a virgin. Losing your virginity implies peepee in puss-puss/poohole or getting your own poohole drilled.
>>28775945
Is Pepe supposed to be your dad, brother, or friend?
>23 yo
>hugless virgin og
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlBFsAATbBQ
26 but had a gf and we did oral and stuff
Well, I was initiated into "wizardhood" six very long years ago. And each year is more difficult than the last. I've read on occasion that men in my situation find it easier as time progresses. Well, if that's the case, I've yet to experience that for myself.
On a positive note, I note that the men posting in this thread are far younger than I am. Now, this isn't to denigrate the frustrations and pains they are experiencing now. It was painful for me then as well, and that pain was no less authentic despite the fact it is so much more painful now.
However, your relative youth isn't something you should disregard. I've read a couple of posts in this thread written by men recounting those brief, clumsy encounters with women they look back at with embarrassment.
Believe it or not, those drunken little moments shouldn't be a source of shame, but rather of hope. And by hope I mean actual hope, hope that has some justification. Do you honestly think a man like me has had those moments? Of course not. For a man like me, any hope would be madness, the delusion of a lunatic. The memory of those moments may make you blush in shame; the fact that I've never had those moments is far more shameful, infinitely more shameful. Women who lose their inhibitions through drunkenness don't kiss me; they find themselves emboldened enough to call me the ugly thing they truly think I am, something politeness would never allow them to do while sober.
So don't take those tiny, faltering first steps for granted. They are the first steps out of Hell. For a tiny number of men, there is no possibility of climbing out of Hell. They are born to it. For men like that, the distance between themselves and that impossible first step is just as far away as Heaven is from Hell. And when that first step is tantamount to a gulf, it is in Hell that they'll remain.
29
tried my best, gave up
>>28775989
> Friend?
> Implying the glass hasn't been tampered with
It has been such a long time since I've made any OC. I barely tried to imply that I was alone with this board.
>>28776145
>implying anyone on this board is a "nice guy"
Fuck off normie, go back to whatever shithole you crawled out of.
>silent standing-up hugs
Piqued my interest
Expound?
>>28776990
well fuck me, meant to reply to >>28775468
>>28775154
23 y/o KV reporting in. Will most likely still be one at 24 since my birthday is in July. Here's to another year!
>>28775154
>28
>kissless too
>got worthless degree and now stuck living at home and making, near min wage
I just want to feel a little more normal.
Im not fat (maybe a little skinny actually), 6ft, and I dont think Im that ugly. I guess Im a lil spergy and suck at conversation.
>>28775635
>>28775458
>>28775380
What sort of jobs do you guys have?
>>28777150
What did you get your degree in?
mootblox
>>28777190
Political Science.
Got my degree from a so-so state school too.
JUST
>>28775380
don't date any girl older than 22
which one of you virgins wants to buy me overwatch~
>23
>also kissless
>held hands and cuddled with the girl I orbited, though
>34
>Virgin (first kiss stolen from me twice)
>Aspie
Doesn't look like things will change soon. Haven't fully accepted my fate, but can't change it.
>>28775154
20, I'm still young, but I don't see anyway out anytime soon
>>28775520
I've heard the basic shit helps your definition and tone, but not necessarily mass.
>>28777326
How much of an aspie are you?
What are your symptoms?
>>28775362
Are you me? Except I'm 21.
>>28775154
21, virgin. I kissed a few girls but too autistic to make a the next move.
Dont see a way out on the next months.
>>28777207
I got a poli sci degree from my state flagship and I make 65k a year as a LAN Administrator now at 23. Just matters who you know
>>28777521
Yeah? Well I dont know anyone that can hook me up with a $60K+ job, and I live in SoCal. You need to make like $40k+ here just to afford a room.
What sort of certs did you need?
>>28775273
Wizard here. Did you try the Wingardium Leviosa spell?
20 and actually kissed a chubby girl when i was 16, was drunk
>>28777391
Diagnosed around 2 years ago. Always knew I was off somehow, but didn't know why. Horribly depressed as a result.
Worst part about it was I was completely self aware about my weirdness growing up. Now that I know why, I'm even more self aware, cringing at some of my aspie tendencies.
28
i don't care anymore. original post
First girlfriend at 23. No longer kissless as of last week. There's hope.
>>28775188
>>28775179
>>28775154
>>28775324
HOW
I had my first kiss at 13, lost my virginity at 15,, and yeah I know thats young but HOW HAVE YOU NOT KISSED ANYONE IN YOUR MID TWENTIES
>>28777611
>cringing at some of my aspie tendencies.
Yeah? What are they? Do you work?
>>28777566
none, and i still dont have any. i live in the midwest so its super cheap to live here. i started as an intern and i already had a good background in computer shit from just doing it as a hobby and they liked me enough to hire me full time as a desktop support tech. then moved me to the back end when I did well at that.
>>28777674
>be bullied
>stay at home
>stay at home some more
>never make friends
>never find a gf
>end up a kissless virgin
>>28777326
>diagnosed with aspergers
>medical staff, support workers etc are all sunshine and roses
>"everything will be ok"
>"people will be understanding"
>join autism group, everyone there is a wizard
>in my own life I'm also on my way to being a wizard
It's not the virginity that maddens me it's how the struggle of autistic males is swept under the carpet. If you're a man with autism you are FUCKED.
>>28777674
>it's another "I'M A NORMALFAG AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND" post
I don't believe any of you. Nothing in this thread can be real.
>>28775508
Not the same exact case, but I'm 23, skinny-fat, balding(taking finasteride and using rogaine has definitely gave me back some of my hair), I think I look average but I got a bit of an acne problem, only just got IRL friends as of a few months ago, I am starting to learn how to drive, I used to fap four times a day.
You go to college or anything son? That's how I started getting some IRL friends, I just inserted myself into a group that talked about topics I knew(games and politics). Now suddenly people want to hang out with me and I got a girlfriend.
>>28777611
This is something I don't get about Asperger, how can you be autistic and not realize it?
>>28777723
>he actually went to an autism group
For what purpose? It just seems so depressing. My mom really wants me to meet other spergs for some reason, but there's nothing to gain from it
I never thought I would get laid. finally got a girlfriend who is a virgin about 2 months ago. Had sex twice so far. LITERALLY THOUGHT I WOULD NEVER BE ABLE TO SAY THAT. have faith motherfuckers. I'll always be on your guys' side.
>>28777873
I bet you're like 19
>>28775154
>Level 20
>technical virgin but done almost everything else
just dl'd tinder and working my way out of NEETdom slowly so hopefully things will improve
>>28777740
>I don't believe any of you. Nothing in this thread can be real.
Well, I can't vouch for the veracity of any posts other than mine. However, I have no doubt most everyone here has posted in good faith. Just because some of us are monsters doesn't mean we're liars. After all, you'd be surprised how honest a devil can be, especially when the topic of discussion is the nature of Hell.
So, don't think you've been cheated the price of admission when you bought your ticket to this particular sideshow. You'll find some proper freaks down here. Sure, you'll find some fat men who are a bit chubby at best. You'll find a bearded lady whose claim to fame is nothing more than a bit of down on her upper lip. But never doubt there are some real articles on display. Stick around. You'll get your money's worth.
23. I turn 24 in January so every Summer is like my midterm.
If I don't get it by the end of summer I can just forget about it. There's no momentum. Haven't kissed for 3-4ish years, no sex either, only had a grillfriend in high school that I dated on and off for 8 months and she never gave me any sxe either.
My epilepsy keeps me in the house all day except for class which has to be at specific times of the day.
My love life was over before it truly started. Seizures only get worse as you get older.
>>28777835
Therapist advised it. It was every bit as depressing as you think to be thrown in with droolers and hand-flappers just because you're a bit quiet. Best part was they didn't even like me, I was too normal for them.
>My mom really wants me to meet other spergs for some reason
Lol same, don't listen to here, seeing actual real autists will make you feel like shit. I don't even believe in aspergers anymore, it's just my fucking personality,. I can wipe my own ass.
If you're a paedo you might like it because the 40 year old spergs get sent to the same social club as the 12 year olds so there was a time when I was fingerpainting with a little girl all alone in a room together. I'm not a paedo so it was just degrading. Other 20 year olds were making millions, I'm fingerpainting in a group for mentally handicapped kids.
24. But I don't go outside and haven't in years. So I haven't really given it a try. Since I still live at home, it feels pointless.
>>28777740
fuck this normalshit board
Twenty-four
Longest I dated someone for was three days
>>28778097
Damn. That definitely solidifies my stance on not going to one of those.
>>28778020
>>28777740
It's really depressing when people think you're a normie and ask about your GF and things like that. A lot of people in real life will avoid you after they find out how abnormal you are.
>>28777674
26 KHHV here.
I was socially awkward and fat in school, had trouble making male friends let alone interacting with females, ended up quitting school at 16 because of sleep issues, depression, panic attacks, etc., issues have gradually gone away but by the time I felt better I was already too old to get out of NEETdom, and I don't really have any way of meeting people as a NEET.
>>28777799
The low functioning autists lack self awareness to realize it and the high functioning autists are just slightly touched by it to the point that it can be misconstrued as common 'weirdness'
It's one of those days where being completely alone is hitting me really hard.
>>28777740
>le skeptical normie can't believe there are genetic dead meme
yea, life isn't as fair as you thought huh.
>>28778302
But then how is it detected?
If someone passes as just being "that Kid no one chooses for his team at sport", how can a professionnal decide that for sure it's Asperger?
>>28778573
Autism spectrum disorder is probably being over diagnosed at this point.
Turning 23 in a few months, KV loser here.
This board has become so much worse over time, It'd be much better to go back to wizardchan but it's slow as fuck and I need my fix of relatable hugbox
>>28777742
I had less friends in college than I did in high school. Just couldn't connect with them. I made them laugh but I didn't get invited places. Never showed interest in a girl or had one show interest in me.
27 KHV NEET
ugly as fuck, poor, socially retarded, live with my shit druggie parents in a shithole apartment building full of loud fucks, have health problems but have no insurance, cant get mental help, dropped out of school a looong time ago
>>28777674
Because I'm really shy and don't have any common interests with girls. When I was 16 I realized that I would never get a 7-10/10 girl so I lowered my standards. I tried to flirt with this innocent 6/10 blonde nerd girl but it ended with that she "friendzoned" me and never spoke to me after that.
After that failed my self esteem sunk and I've never tried to talk to a girl after that. Now I've just become a total shut-in and sit home an play video games all day. If I can't have fun/be happy in the real world I guess I'll have to resort to happiness or fun in vidya.
If I ever become so desperate for pussy I'll just try to find a hooker and lose my virginity that way. I've given up on trying to impress women with my beta-ness.
>inb4 just bee yourself xD
>>28778993
3 more years till wizardry. U can do it anon!
>23 y/o virgin
>drunkenly made out with a drunk girl once when I was 22
>we held hands walking home
>hands down the best night of my life
>she told me the next day that she made a drunken mistake and that she wants nothing to do with me
at least I made it a point to enjoy as much as possible while it was happening, because at the time I knew that the opportunity would never come again (and I was right)
33, KHHV
>>28775154
21
The idea of physical interaction just feels so wrong. Was I not hugged enough as a kid?
>>28775154
I'm not a virgin but it honestly doesn't make me feel any better or improved my life at all. If anything, having sex totally dispelled the illusion of love and romance that I used to have. It's all bullshit, relationships, sex etc.. Nothing matters really.
>>28775273
Ders?
>>28779180
yeah cant wait
>>28775520
Eat wayyyy less. like 1800 cal per day. You should feel it.
20 khv.
I don't care anymore. Everyone says you can just call any guy at random and eventually you'll find someone to sleep with you but I'm too nervous to even suggest such a thing to another person, let alone actually do it. I don't care I don't care that I'm going to be alone I don't care if I'm an anomaly I don't care if my fears are unwarranted I don't care I will be alone and that's it. No point in being sad. I will die as I lived, alone, and I DON'T CARE.
>>28775154
>>28775179
ayy bruv
>>28775362
Exactly the same sitation but I'm a bit younger. I hope losing weight helps me.
>>28775324
Losing weight is approx 70% about what you eat, 30% physical activity. Stick with it for at least 6 months. Good luck <3
24. I don't have any more hope at this point, so I just find new and exciting ways to jerk myself off.
>>28778718
Holy shit. This perfectly sums up the last 3 year of my college life
Almost 20. This is the summer that I'm going to get laid. Thats my top goal right now
>>28782108
I've been telling myself the same thing for 4 years
I want to say good luck and godspeed anon, but if you're anything like me... well just don't think about it too much.
>>28779385
Do you know any spells?
>>28782135
I've been telling myself that too. Been pursuing this one chick for a few months now. She lives a few hours away but she's going to visit again in a few weeks.
21, i had so many chances,but i couldn't.
20
I've fucked a dude but no girls.
27 but I'm also normalfag as fuck in public. Have been on 'dates' before but never more than once or twice since halfway through them I just realize I absolutely hate people and why did I agree to this oh god abort abort
no regrets though fampais.
>26 KV
>literally no sexual experiences except masturbation
>31
>KHHV
>to many problems to list
I just want to disappear...
22. If it doesn't happen soon I just want it to end. It takes over my mind too much. Like how it consumed St Elliot.
I might have a chance with a 17 year old though. Don't know how that looks to be lusting after someone in highschool while I've been out for 4 years.
