Hey robots. Happy St. Elliot day.
I need some help. Long story short I need to go into a coma to make things right with my mommy. I'm in deep and need to default on my GBP debt.
What is the safest, quickest way to slip into a coma? 2-8 weeks would be ideal.
>I'm serious and will do whatever works and doesn't actually put my life in danger
Any thing that puts you in coma also puts your life in dange, dumb frogposter.
>>28773314
Anything with a less than 10% chance of killing me would be fine
>What is the safest, quickest way to slip into a coma?
>will do whatever works and doesn't actually put my life in danger
I don't think you understand how a coma works
>>28773334
To be in a coma, you must have brain damage. To come out of a coma, your brain needs to successfully repair itself which will still leave you with brain damage. People who aren't in comas ARE NOT likely to come out.
>>28773348
Apparently not...
Fistfucktherobot
>>28773461
Fuck why the fuck is it so fucking hard
I'm fucked for life if I can't get into a Coma or get cancer
>>28773461
Let me rephrase that first part. To be in a coma, your brain must BE damaged in some way. BFT is not recommended.
>>28773492
Is mommy going to kick you out and you're trying to find a final pity card to throw at her?
>>28773515
Fuck off aggressive self hating normal, kill yourself or help me
>>28773544
She's not going to kick you out. Stop stressing.
>>28773596ive been homeless for almost a year
FUCK OFF BORMAL
>>28773596
Kek yeah that's what I thiught PUSSY GG NO RE TRY AGAIN CHAD
>>28773270
Get injured by the BUS.
