>one chance at life
>born an ugly 5 8' manlet with a 4 inch penis with fucked up pigmentation
Im convinced dick size correlates to your height
I'm 6'5" and have a 8 incher
But yeah, 5'8" isnt that bad, kek
>5'7, weird voice that might be good for voice acting, small hands, average dick that I'm probably going to lie about
Eeeuuurgh and I have a high hairline but if my genetics are anything to go by it will never recede.
>>28770048
Ron Jeremy is 5'4".
Only links between height and penis length are speculative.
>>28770048
>tfw 6'4" and have a 6 inch cock
fucking K I L L M E
>>28769972
>4'11 with a 8.5 inch dick
What's even the point
4 inches when hard? For real? That's like a statistical anomaly. What does it look like soft? Show us a picture. My dick is 6.25 hard and it's look small when soft, tiny when cold.
I'm very curious to see what that looks like.
>>28770087
become a male porn star
>>28770048
>Im convinced dick size correlates to your height
>I'm 6'5" and have a 8 incher
>But yeah, 5'8" isnt that bad, kek
you havent seen enough dicks brah.
im like 5'10 to 5'9, girthy 8inch
>>28770048
>tfw 6'0" with a 4 inch dick
>>28770117
What the fuck? Another 4 incher? How old are you? What's with all these white men having freakish small dicks? It should very rare for someone with those genetics to have a dick that small. There are way too many of you.
>5x4.75 dick
Its one of those things that you just have to accept. If you are under 6" you will never pleasure a female and she will likely laugh and cheat on you if you managed to.
Thankfully my life is so shit dick size is on the back burner.
>>28770151
>all these white men
Really that insecure, huh?
Even though those posters probably aren't white, I bet it hurts knowing a 4 inch packing white guy is statistically better off dating than you.
oregano comando international
>born ginger male
I'd literally rather be a nigger. Nobody will ever trust you and nobody will fuck you either. At least niggers get to fuck and get all that sweet privilege.
>>28770465
My relatively attractive sister dated a turbo ginger for 4 years.
>>28770210
none of dat is true.
>one chance at life
>be white with decent height
>cystic acne that fucked my face up so I'm left with a face full of scars and blemishes
Dead in the water
>>28770549
I knew a really nice guy throughout school who had the worst fucking acne. I always felt terrible for him.
>>28769972
I'm 5'5 and I get laid regularly, not even fit either, just kinda skinny.
Currently fuckbuddy with a girl that has 50k+ followers on instagram and only posts pics of her self. To be fair her face is meh, great bod tho.
Cock is somewhere around 7.5", but it doesn't matter either.
Idk why socially retarded people obsess about those two things so much, neither would make you more likeable. Everyone just wants to be with people they like.
>>28770601
>penis is significantly above average
>lol it dun matter b urself :^)
Fuck off.
>>28770567
I'll always be the person people either hate or pity. A sad fate.
>>28770622
I've never been with a girl who asked about my penis size, or got to see my penis before sleeping with me. So it's no excuse for being a virgo at least.
Don't forget lesbians exist. They satisfy other girls without even having a dick, and you complain about a 4incher? It's still a lot easier for me to make them cum with my fingers.
>>28770627
Bad acne is truly real suffering. I'm sorry anon.
>>28770680
Yeah, me too. I should probably off myself and be done with it.
>>28770655
If you're actually not pretending to be retarded, having a big penis is a huge confidence booster. When you're literally worse than average in every way, compare to someone with a ton of money, or a big dick, or who's ripped as shit, women will always go for the guy they know has something worthwhile. Literally if a guy is shy or cautious around women they know he's a worthless piece of trash. If I had a 7.5" dick I would literally not work, not go to school, just do porn, and live a good life. You can do that. I can't because I'm below average in every fucking way.
Fucking normies, just go away, why are you such a retarded nigger to come here?
>>28770048
Fuck you, I'm 6'2" and five inches.
>>28769972
>5'8
>7 inch dick
Pretty fucking good to be honest.
I also shave the pubes away from the base of my dick to make it look longer to the naked eye. Because of that I can claim 8 inches and women will believe me. So if you guys don't already do that shit, you should really start.
I still only have sex every 8 months because I can't hold any kind of relationship because I'm manic depressive and women always fucking pester me and whine whenever I'm going through a rough patch like I live to keep them amused.
>one chance at life
>5'11 with 7"
>want to be a girl so it doesn't matter, although I'm not planning on getting rid of it
>>28769972
>5.2'
>2.5 inch penor
welp, time to kill myself
>>28770975
Become a trap and live a life of luxury.
>5' 4"
>over 8 inch dick
the advantage is the bulges look especially huge
>>28770951
I once said something about how it seems the tallest men, the strongest men, the broadest men want to be girls more often than the softer, shorter, rounder men do.
Why is this
maybe because they're actually treated more like an alpha male at all times and it's tiring as fuck to have people constantly be doing so
being alpha is actually fucking boring, and don't let any dumb chads come in and say otherwise, because they're lying
you think you're treated badly as a man now? People assume you're a misogynist, people assume you're violent, that you're a creep or that you're a virgin, etc.
It's double that when you're an alpha. The only difference is, you get more women legitimately objectifying you when you don't want it or forcing you into a dominant role day in, day out.
It fucking SUCKS.
