I've smelled TEN PUSSIES this year alone!
I love when it's hot on the bus, you can smell a girl's pussy from 3 rows away. 5 rows if she's wearing a skirt. 10 rows if she's fat. If she's fat and wearing a skirt, you can smell it coming from her bedsheets when the bus passes by her house.
>>28766915
bump for great thread and originally
I love smelling pussies. I want to have my nostrils glued to some qt girl's snatch so I can smell it for eternity
>tfw no sense of smell
>tfw unable to enjoy the most basic and primal of gender interaction
What exactly does this smell like? Only thing I ever managed to smell from women is perspiration and very rarely so.
>>28768361
It smells like salt and vinegar potato chips. But like, thick cut. And not cooked enough. Like if you tried to make your own salt and vinegar potato chips, chopped them way too thick, then put a moldy loaf of sourdough... no wait, you know what? It just smells like a moldy loaf of sourdough soaked in vinegar, but somehow the vinegar didn't kill the mold. Moldy, vinegary, soggy sourdough bread. Final answer.
>fat and wear skirts
>a homeless guy told me he could smell my cunt once
I thought he was just quoting Silence of The Lambs.
>>28768517
Does it turn you on?
>>28768608
I mean, yeah. Like I know it's gross but the smell makes my pee pee do jumping jacks! It's more like I feel bad for women who have to have genital juices festering inside their bodies. Ours is all external so we can just powerwash it off. Seems a lot harder for women, hence their permanent foul stench,
Q: How do you know a woman is in the vicinity?
A: It smells like old garbage!
>>28768534
oh shit, i didn't know what you were saying at first. sorry, i'm just being a creepy asshole. i mean maybe people can smell it, i don't know, but i'm making it all up. i've never smelled a cunt in public and my sense of smell, not to brag, is pretty darn fantastic.