Help me guys I never get matches and this girl is really cute
Seriously, can someone help me please?
>>28765555
She's being "playful" with that last line. But, she's still got a point. You could say something like: "Since you said you relate to me, and I like myself, I assumed it was a given." Then give her an emoticon right back.
>>28765508
>Hah, you will like me
or sumthin like that, stud
I hope this is a bait and you're really not that beta but you probably are so lol
You fucked up son.
>>28765563
Is this good? I'm so bad at this shit
>>28765589
Don't listen to every anon but this was good
>>28765508
DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE THINK YOU HAVE ANY SEXUAL VALUE
>>28765585
This is a problem I have.
Whenever I try and talk to girls I have no clue what to say.
The conversation just dies if they have no input.
I understand why nobody's interested though, it must be weird talking to a brick wall
>>28765606
You can always just ask them about themselves girls love to talk about that
>>28765589
Hey, that's pretty good. Desk chan
>>28765508
>this girl is cute
I can see her pic and she's not cute
>>28765589
Going word for word was eh, but that's good. I wait patiently for what she says next. I met my gf through Tinder back in September of 2014. Still going on since. It's a useful tool.
Am I fucked or is she just playing around?
>>28765620
Yeah, that's what I try to do, but once they finish answering my question,
I have to come up with a new one once again.
>>28765645
She's just joking around senpai, do you have autism? Stop posting that shit here and keep talking to her you'll do fine
>>28765645
She's just fucking around. change the subject
>>28765645
She's just playing around. Don't take it so seriously.
>>28765508
Anon, let it go. You're never gonna see that pussy.
>>28765667
So do I still have a chance or not?
>>28765661
No you ask about something related to the answer
>>28765645
She's still playing around. I say this with 90% accuracy. You'll be fine if you can keep up the flirty bantz.
>>28765645
testing you.
Don't get b8ed
Joke back.
>>28765645
im not good at this shit but i think she is just making fun of you, it just feels forced
but i might be wrong so keep trying, just keep your guard up
>>28765683
Of course man just say something like "Haha I never thought of it that way" and ask her something about herself. You 100% have a chance
What should I say next? Sorry for being such a retard, I just really don't want to fuck up.
Using a trip now
>>28765645
>Let that sink to your ego
man hater feminazi detected
>>28765719
Tell her to fuck off and become gay.
seeing those bitches playing mind games with you really piss me off.
>>28765508
Holy kek this chat is a very good example of how to make people judge you as a super beta in one single chat.
Do not ever talk that way again m8, be confidence.
I'll come up with something after this girl has replied you.
>>28765734
It's not mind games you autist is just normal human joking around
>>28765719
Damn man, you're really bad at this, huh? How about something like "Ouch, that kinda stung! But I don't think you're being entirely truthful." That's what I'd start with. Add to it.
>>28765745
maybe
or maybe she's uploading those pics somewhere and laughing at the OP with her friends
>>28765719
Talk about something normal, like her hobbies or some shit. Women love talking about themselves.
>>28765645
Tell her that mean girls who do that get spanked.
I'm serious.
>>28765745
We're not normals and i personally don't like putting on a mask for any social interactions.
The more i observate normies,the more i think they're the one fucked up,and not us.
>there is nothing about video games in my profile
What the fuck. I love video games, but should I just lie and pretend to be chad or be honest? Final Fantasy VII is one of my favorite games btw.
>>28765719
Say "That just hurt almost as much as when my mom died 2 and a half months ago" and wait for her reaction
>>28765589
Try being cute faggot.
Ask her like 50 billion questions so she talks about herself the whole time. Then talk about yourself in relation to what she is saying.
But let her do most of the talking. Be a listener, ask questions.
>>28765825
>Haha I never thought of it that way.
Beta Bitch Boy Starter Pack
>>28765825
Say you love videogames too then link her to Katawa Shoujo General
>>28765825
> I bet you play lots of video games
Oh fuck, beta boys absolutely btfo
>>28765645
>>28765719
"Wow, you've deconstructed my entire sense of self worth. I might as well move to a tiny hut in the Siberian mountains and live out the rest of my days. At least I'll be able to have a pet Husky though."
write it as you would on a mobile though, include a dog emoji if you are brave enough.
fuck I die a bit inside talking like that
>>28765825
If she's mentioning vidya and you like vidya, why don't you just talk about it? Mention that Final Fantasy VII is your favorite and then move on from there.
>>28765825
>I bet you play lots of video games.
Damn bro.
>>28765825
> I bet you play lots of video games
>>28765825
>I bet you play lots of video games
What the fuck is that supposed to mean? What a bitch, you need to drop her senpai
>>28765825
Talk about final fucking fantasy seven then.
>>28765825
everything she says is suspicious, everyone fucking knows tekken, mortal combat and FF7
I wouldn't trust that cunt, looks like a fake to me or some lolcow laughing at you behind your back
fucking cunts
>>28765825
Anon stop using that kind of wording, be more joking and "playful"
>>28765825
Gamers on suicide watch right now, this is some brutal beta genocide
>>28765645
What a fucking cunt
Tell her that you added her to make fun of her stinky roastie cunt
But if you're still beta enough and still trying to get her, try to say something like:
Haha that's good news because i would really love to having fun with you, number then?
>>28765876
Goddamn, I laughed way harder at this than I should have.
>>28765922
>>28765903
>>28765894
>>28765876
Don't mind these bullies anon, you're doing fine
>>28765867
> He fell for the girls like vidya may may
Try talking to a girl about video games and see how long you can keep her attention for
I think it's going well? What should I respond with?
>>28765940
"I cried when sub zero had to end pikachu's life"
>>28765508
>>28765589
>>28765645
>>28765825
fucking red flags everywhere
>>28765940
Ask her how much digger nick she's taken
>>28765940
Shit negro, I can't actually tell if she means what she says or is pandering. You could ask her if she's looking forward to XV?
>>28765825
>I bet you play lots of video games
she figured you out like a book, or maybe she's just making an assumption since you're a guy you probably play them regularly (specially since she had brothers who did)
This is your last chance, go for broke;
"Look, i'm not here to talk about vidya, I want to inseminate you right here right now. What's your number?"
>>28765825
Nice one anon, talking about her profile is something to do when you're out of idea.
Well that's a good thing, dont act like a fucking chad which you clearly arent.
Just talk about this final fantasy cuck things ok?
>>28765940
Say you can comfort her
>>28765508
You should have been an asshole and treated her like shit. Have you learned nothing about interacting with women yet?
>>28765645
Not funny. I would seriously cry if I had gotten a reply like this.
>>28765876
> I bet you play lots of video games
> mfw
>>28765940
just bee yourself, shes not that hot, 5/10 imo she should be happy u even chat with her.
>>28765971
This is a good reply right?
>>28766039
Yes, you're doing fine anon. Don't listen to these others meanies.
>>28766039
> not an ff nut
> buying a ps4 for ff15
> buying a ps4 to attract beta orbiters
smart roastie
>>28766039
yeah man just keep it relaxed and nonchalant...
If you're curious about smth ask her. If you're weirded out by something tell it.
spontaneous.
>>28765940
It's actually going really smooth, good anon. Talk about ff again, and ask her number and meet up.
And stop asking these questions again because it's starting to be boring, also it's so normie and this board isnt for normie.
>>28765508
Fuck fucking stop right now. Stop questioning if she likes you, it makes it seem like questioning yourself. Alphas never second guess themselves.
Maybe she likes nerds or something, just talk to her about something and don't bring up any gay feelings. Eventually steer the conversation to hanging out in person but don't be too pushy. If she doesn't want to hang out she doesn't like you sry bro. Just ignore her and move onto the next, you're going to fuck yourself over if you get too attached to one girl especially over a dating app...
>>28766039
>>28766062
If the conversation starts to wane, just ask something casual like "So, cats or dogs?" or if you want to add a "quirky" normie spin to it, say something like "Before we go any further, I need to ask you something important. Vanilla, strawberry, or chocolate icecream?"
>>28766039
yeah great, it means she's been playing you all the time you fucking /v/irgin
can't you see she has no idea what the fuck she's talking about? everyone knows aeris fucking dies in FF7
stop talking about vidya and heeres where my advice ends because i can talk only vidya
>>28766103
>don't bring up any gay feelings
but it's so hard, anon...
>>28766107
it's always chocolate with them...
unbelievable.
She already has a PS4 I guess. Anyone have any word for word replies? I'm dying here.
>>28766039
Her ending every message with ! is really starting to piss me off.
>>28766138
yeah i fucking agree!
>>28765731
Just about everyone has a fucking ego anon
TALK ABOUT SOMETHING FUN YOU FO TOGETHER
>>28766039
Tell her that you want to play it with her
>>28766133
check this one >>28766107
forgot origami reply
>>28766133
>basing the conversation around video games
You better turn the topic to HER so she can babble about herself and you pretend like it's interesting or she'll grow bored in the next 5-10 minutes and move onto the next guy. Trust me, she DOES HAVE A NEXT GUY. Tinder is like buffet to girls, especially white ones.
>>28766133
What else do you waste money on?
>>28766133
Just fucking ask her out now steve. Longer you wait, the less interested she will become.
To coffee or a public place like a park. NOT to play videos games until at least the second date. It will be awkward as hell, at least in public one of you can ditch if things arent going well
>>28766133
>likes fightan games
>has a PS4
ffs OP, just talk about SFV already
>>28766133
Ask for her number, it's the right time
>>28766162
Don't do this. She would have heard it a million times.
Now is the point where you ask her out. Tell her you have to go to work but you'd love to continue to chat over drinks.
Do it faggot.
>>28766125
It's literally the most feminine thing you can do, which is a "red flag" in the female world. You want to come off as masculine and funny. Crack jokes and don't back down if a bitch challenges you.
Anon you're doing fine now other than that one mishap, which you can play off as a joke. Just talk to her as you would a friend, it's a plus that you have common interests. Make sure you get her number by the end of the conversation. Text her some more bullshit then ask to hang out somewhere public.
S-she's just joking, r-right?
>>28766133
Tell her it's already a waste of money cause ps4 has no fucking games
kek
>>28766197
honestly this chick is fucking awful and you are such afucking beta kill urself
>>28766133
'Man, I haven't played console for so long. Brings me back to nights of chilling out with pizza and games at like 2am. Think you'd be up for some of that sometime? '
Just move it along lad
>>28766184
>but you'd love to continue to chat over drinks.
yeah tell her this shit, its now or never cuz that converstaion is dying
>>28766197
EJECT EJECT EJECT!!!
You have spent too fucking long talking about video games. It's ogre
>>28766197
hahahahahahahahahahaha
jesus.
I admire your patience.
She is one teasing bitch, not a gf material
>>28766197
ok look
she just called you a loser
she simply added you ironicly
to make fun of you
so heres what you are gonna do
say this
>Look I know you added me just to make fun of me and I only played along to see how awful you truly were. If you say one more thing I will come and find you and I will bash your fucking head in FFX style. Peace out
and then you say nothing at all, dont delete or block her just dont say nothing at all
>>28766197
She's banting, bant back harder. Say she's the loser and probably collects cats.
>>28766197
Fuck this cunt
>>28766197
I wonder if this same conversation is also being posted on a tumblr blog
>>28766107
No. Just absolutely not.
>>28766218
Yes.
>>28766197
Just say something like "wow okay" and wait to see her response if she's joking or not.
>>28766197
Someone get vagabond on here with his chad profile and see how she'll swoon when he says the same kind of shit.
Tinder is for cat fishing.
>>28766197
Start insulting her back. If she gets offended and says she was just kidding you say you were too.
>>28766197
she's been trolling you all along like I've been telling you in this thread since the beggining
don't worry about it, it's propably a fake, some dumbfuck guy with too much free time, wouldnt be surprised if he's from /r9k/ too
>>28766237
>>Look I know you added me just to make fun of me and I only played along to see how awful you truly were. If you say one more thing I will come and find you and I will bash your fucking head in FFX style. Peace out
this, save your pride OP you fucking faggot
>>28766197
Say
>Scared I'll play better? ;)
>>28766197
>>28766251
>>28766237
This is the reason you never get anywhere with people. Seriously niggas. You take yourselves ultra serious, soon as someone invokes your childhood memories of being shouted at from across the lunch hall you suddenly get TRIGGERED like faggots.
You don't get to be taken seriously until you've earned it.
Just bants along OP. Have fun. Enjoy it. This is where you get to make a connection, she's offering you an opening to hit her a little and soften her up. It's a good thing, it's kind to do it this early.
>>28766251
This. But if she keeps insulting then she likes that dynamic of conversation and you have to insult back.
Or maybe she's looking for a cuck and wants you to submit and let her make fun of you... we need pics of you and of her
fake profile if you ask me, wouldn't be surprised if it is some dude from /r9k/
>>28766297
yeah this can confirm do this OP do it
DO IT
>>28766237
>>28766237
>>28766237
DO THIS
>>28766237
>>28766237
DO THIS
>she wasn't just trying to fuck with Mr all along
Fuck whoever gave me that advice. Kill yourself. Seriously
>>28766239
>>28766197
This is good, say something like "I bet your 15 cats would tell a different story"
>>28766197
"Offer still stands when you're bawling your eyes out because of your inferior button pressing skills."
>>28766197
This, I think she cray. And a drama magnet by her replies. But here's a reply.
>Aw, too bad. I was hoping to actually watch you get slaughtered and then eat all your food. :(
>But that's okay. I respect an strong independent black woman.
>>28766297
This is the most beta fucking thing you could ever say.
>The oversensitive ego faggot power fantasy reply.
>>28766300
That's aight but drop the ;) shit
>>28766197
Just keep up the bantz. If only for amusement. At this point, I don't know what she's even getting at, so bantz along.
>>28766320
HAHAHAHAHAHAH HOLY SHIT HE ACTUALLY DID IT
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
KEKEKKEKEKEKEKEEKEKEKE
NIGGA I WAS JUST JOKING WITH THAT OBVIOUS JOKE
PFEW I THOUGHT SHE WOULD CALL THE POLICE EVEN IF YOU ACTUALLY SAID IT
>>28766247
>>28766320
I told you not to listen to these negative bullies anon. I'm so sorry.
>>28766320
holy shit op you're actually fucking retarded
>>28766275
>wouldnt be surprised if he's from /r9k/ too
look more like /b/ material to me
>>28766320
no wonder u are alone, u are 100% autistic. HOLY FUCK
>>28766320
This is why you autistic fucking morons are single.
>>28766320
If you believed that, than you kinda deserve it, brow.
Flirting's gotta have an edge to it nowadays.
>>28766320
OP YOU FUCKING AUTISTIC SHIT
>>28766320
Are you fucking retarded? Holy fuck how do you even fall for that?!?!?
Itt r9k tries to get a girlfriend.
>>28766320
You are such a fucking faggot. I hope you die alone. Why would you take that obvious troll advice you piece of shit.
>>28766320
>>28766339
goddamn sorry OP i feel bad for you now
didnt know you would actually do it
>>28766320
Dumb autist.
This is what you get when you listen to other autists who sit around in silence all day self torturing themselves over their lack of worship.
>wah wah if someone bants with me i'll kill them, i should be taken seriously 24/7.
>>28766320
Wow. You shouldn't have listened.
>"better go on /r9k/ for dating advice
>they sure know this stuff
>r-right?
>>28766320
HAHAHAHAHAHHAA
This is why you never take advice from the defeatists of r9k. Your only shot now is to try and play it off as a joke. Just something like "lmao I was kidding"
>>28766301
Bullshit. She called him a loser. She's trolling him. Not that it matters - all of his responses were beta as fuck and she wouldn't fuck him a million years.
>>28766329
>This is the most beta fucking thing you could ever say.
>>The oversensitive ego faggot power fantasy reply.
thats the point, its auto-ironic and says "yeah i know im a fucking nerd and i dont give a fuck lmao, fuck off cunt"
>>28766364
>>28766363
>>28766360
>>28766354
>>28766353
>>28766344
How do I fix it? Please help
>>28766320
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahhahahaha
this is beautiful
>>28766197
Kek
Origami commentato
>>28766391
You can't. It's over.
>>28766320
of all the fucking replies you go with the stupidest one? My god man fucking kill yourself
>>28766320
why the fuck would you take an advice from /r9k/? seriously dude, you absolutely deserve to be single. autism has no brakes i guess..
>>28766391
its done, why the fuck would u do it hahahahaha
>>28766320
today i posted in a good thread
>>28766391
You sank. Anything else is just backpedaling. Leave it.
>>28766320
Hot damn that was brutally naive, OP
>>28766391
nigga first of dont ever go to /r9k/ for advice
and try to play it off as a joke, but i doubt anything will help, next time dont ever act so fucking autistic
sorry man
>>28766391
you can do a sob story on how this has happened to you before and it hurt you really bad so you're defensive, and say shit along the lines of how you thought she was too nice to be really interested. you can save it man.
>>28766391
Insult her, just keep the conversation going.
>>28766391
You don't.
Get out of there, it's over. Should have asked her out for a drink like I told you, start again with another match.
>>28766391
Tell her you were joking and that she shouldn't be so sensitive
>>28766391
It's over you fucking moron. Why do you listen to trolls and not the people trying to help you? You will never find anyone, kill yourself.
>>28766391
Tell her to learn to take a joke
This is fucking screenshot worthy I am kekkin so hard
>>28766391
you probably cant but just go for i was just joking excuse or whatever.
>>28766320
And another loss for robots good job everyone
>>28766391
Tell her you were just trying to outbant her but you apparently took it a bit far and you hope you didn't offend her. Play it out as a socially awkward Chad.
>>28766422
>another match
I can'1 actually believe this shit. Is this fake? Someone please tell me this is fake nobody can be that stupid
>>28766320
put my mom stole my phone sorry.lol
>>28766391
I wanted you to succeed, but I think it's impossible now.
I can't think of a reply that won't make you look a like fucking idiot and make it worse.
Good luck next time.
TELL HER YOUR FRIEND TOOK YOUR PHONE
>>28766320
>>28766318
>>28766237
>>28766339
>>28766372
I honestly feel really bad for telling OP he should've said that. I thought he would see I was simply saying something you should absolutely not say.
Goddamn I had some good laughs because the entire thread exploded because of my line, but deep down I feel bad for OP
shit
mixed feels
>>28766391
"Sorry that was my brother"
>>28766385
It was bants, but you're just getting triggered.
I'll explain it so you autists can understand it.
She's doing this to show you that she's open to some soft retaliation - it's a way for both of you to defuse the anxiety of a conversation by slowly pushing limits together. It's a sign a woman likes you if she's willing to have a little verbal slap and tickle with you so early.
But autists get triggered and their neckbeard.exe kicks in and HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY CAREFULLY CRAFTED EGO :^) keklel slut bitch cunt fuck you etc. acting like she just divorced you and took half your shit for a slight bant during a conversation.
Protip: get over yourself.
>>28766320
>this whole thread
I couldn't have hoped for a better outcome
>>28766424
this. do this. talk in the same smug way she was using when she was "joking."
>>28766443
If you live in a city 100+ matches is achievable in two or three weeks.
>>28766456
SOCIAL PROOF AND BAIL ALL IN ONE.
MIGHT WORK, IF ANYTHING THIS MIGHT WORK.
BUT THEN LET HER ENGAGE IF AT ALL.
>>28766445
Guys stop he's autistic enough to actually do it this is just sad now I'm sorry anon
>>28766391
Just say "Sorry, I thought you were having a go at me, I've only really had negative experiences on here." and then unmatch here. You can't salvage it, but don't worry anon, learn and you'll get em' next time, I promise
>>28766470
dont listen to this beta
women dont find males that get insulted attractive, especially by them or other women whatsoever
>>28766320
oh shit he did it. this is the end
>>28766492
Except they do because i'm fucking them and you're not.
>>28766470
Get the fuck outta here, we just told you we don't like mind games.
us robots work differently from you fucking normalfags.
It actually worked... what now?
>>28766502
i did fucked them too (not at the moment) and they never insulted me
>>28766320
well, she did reply like a cunt so it isn't like your reply wasn't unjustified
>>28766464
Yeah. I would've thought that if one robot could make it, others would be proud of them. But everyone just tried to sabotage him so he'd stay as miserable as them. :(
>>28766482
DONT DO THIS GUY
U GET NOTHING FROM APOLOGY
>>28766197
BOI OH BOY
This has been a bait thread but I have enjoyed it
>>28766456
This is it right here if anything will salvage it is this
>>28766504
>us robots
No, it's you autists and faggots.
robots have enough self insight to realize this shit and the only place you had on this board was the feature character of tard handler threads. You were the tards.
>>28766517
i didnt try to sabotage him it was such an obvious joke and the stupiedist thing you could say and he actually said it
>>28766504
Are you from leddit friendo? Oh shit she playfully insulted me, time to bring the fucking thunder? Damn man.
>>28766522
Not an apology, a clean exit.
>>28766301
getting called a loser is not bantz you autistic fuck
>>28766512
NIGGA
this shit is LMAO
>>28766512
Just kys you're never going to fuck irl
>>28766512
I-is this bait?
Originale
>>28766512
>what are you into besides video games?
>>28766512
if feels like you're talking with a robot. carry on with vidya or ff.
>>28766512
Not sure how you pulled that off. She obviously likes you. Say something nice.
>>28766512
"So what about that number then?"
>>28766512
"You should've noticed when I referenced FFX desu"
What you fucked it up allready?
Hell no dude, I almost said to you that don't come here asking for advice you stupid ass. You lost your shit when she called you a loser?
Fuck off.
>>28766512
Just tell her you want to hang out. There's no fucking reason to talk to her over tinder at this point because neither of you can tell whether the other is joking or not.
>>28766515
They aren't insulting you, you autist.
'ur a loser lol' 3 minutes into knowing you as a joke is different from forsaking your mother, everything you hold dear and deeply insulting your reason of living.
Autists faggots so far up their own ass.
>>28766512
what else is in her interests?
>>28766512
no way
hahahahaha
shit might actually be salvageable
ok op HERES WHAT YOU GOT TO D:
>>28766320
Maximum cringe not even I would do that. Holy fucking autism batman.
>>28766512
Ask her why she's so tsundere
>>28766512
Say "you should be embarrassed..." then some reason she should be embarrassed, like her shit taste in vidya. She's negging you, you have to gently neg back.
>>28766512
"Don't be embarassed! I'm just usually a few layers of irony deeper than most people!"
>>28766512
Ask her out you fucking spastic
Do it before you fuck it up again
>>28766512
Oh shit
Now you have to go full on mindfuck
>>28766512
Wow well played anon just fucking move the conversation along already
>>28766320
HHAHAHHAHAHAHAH LOOL
You aactualyl took his advice holy shit . You'll always be alone steve
should have taken my advice you jackass
>>28766167
>>28766512
M A D M A N
A
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comento originalio
>>28766414
>oh well, i'm sorry that happened but that was still fucked up. :/
>sorry, this isn't going to work. hope you get over it soon. Bye.
9/10 that's what she's going to say. At this point, OP can be brushed off as a douche. Further into it, she's going to show all her friends what an autistic asshole she found.
>>28766512
>>28766553
do this and also don't ask her to hang out yet. you are obviously too retarded for tinder let alone real life conversations
>>28766512
Stop talking about vidya and reply with >>28766553
>>28766549
>I fail to understand basic social context.
You have literal autism.
>>28766512
>so am I my dear
or
>yeah desu I though you weren't joking either when you called me a "loser"
>>28766320
Tell her it was just a prank
>>28766512
"Lol even though I was joking when I said "you really like me" you actually are one of the cutest girls I've talked to on here :)"
Please fix my grammar very late. But this covers your first beta move by claiming it was also a joke, it steers the conversation toward sexual attraction, and insinuates that you've talked to other girls on there. Right after that go in for the number.
>>28766613
Not him but it's disrespectful as fuck if you do that, especially with a person you're not that close with yet, even more so when the person can't have any other clue about wether you're serious or not.
>>28766627
"But seriously even though I was joking when I asked if you really like me, you're one of he cutest girls I've talked to on here :)"
See how she responds and I'll provide further instruction
>>28766668
Too affectionate, not a good idea at all
This is a good fucking thread, holy shit
first kek today, thanks /r9k/
god speed OP
>>28766638
No it isn't. Who the actual fuck do you think you are?
Not only that but do you see the problem with this:
>If someone calls me a loser within 2 minutes of meeting me, when they could /not/ possibly know me enough to mean or for it to have any weight, I still get angry and take it directly to my ego because I allow people who met me 2 minutes ago to access to my self esteem, my confidence, my value etc and my own value is so fragile that a stranger calling me a loser triggers me instantly into personal retaliation.
like nigga
how the fuck do you survive every day life if people in here do it like this
Holy shit guys I think I'm in love
>>28766553
just go for this op, it will keep the conversation going, at least for now.
>>28766686
I guess I don't usually get called disrespectful things. It's not even about me getting offended, it's just about the fact that the other person is an aggressive asshole who doesn't give a shit about me anyway.
>>28766512
I'll let it slide this time, it's harder to tell in text messages anyhow. How about we meet up for coffee some time?
>>28766704
Shit man, you're playing with fire and not getting burnt
>>28766704
nice bait faggot. i almost thought this was legit until this message. kill yourself
>>28766704
For talking to a girl? No, you're not in love, but you found a keeper. Go for it, but keep your powerlevel LOW.
>>28766704
>Inb4 cock carousel
Oh fuck, OP.
>>28766704
>my ex-boyfriend
originalbloxx
>>28766704
>ex-boyfriend
KEKED
>>28766704
ahahaha wtf
is this real life???
>>28766704
Anon, something is definitely off about her. Abort now.
>>28766704
O shit waddup boiii
>>28766704
> EX BOYFRIEND OF TWO YEARS HAD FUCKING ASPERGERS
Abort OP, holy fucking shit
>>28766704
OP has found someone with a fetish for disabilities
She wants to ride a reeetard
>>28766676
You have to steer the conversation towards affection otherwise you just end up friends. I've made this mistake too often and when we actually meet we just act like friends and I'm not sure if she's into me because I didn't get that clarified when I was behind the protection of a screen. It takes balls to do it I understand but it must be done. Your goal is to bed her, not get friend zoned. But I'm not saying to get too affectionate, that is feminine/beta and she'll get turned off.
>>28766704
ASK HER OUT YOU FUCKING IDIOT
DONT DRAG IT TOO LONG ON TINDER OR SHELL GET BORED
>>28766704
Good on you OP, you found a girl who is genuine and who will possibly enjoy your personality more than a Chad's thundercock.
As long as you don't have a micropenis that is.
>>28766704
Ok that's it. OP is fake. These pictures are hacks. OP and this "girls" texting is too perfect for phone usage and this conversation doesn't make any fucking sense for a girl to have if you think about it. Give it up OP
>>28766704
Oh you like retards? Well, you are going to love me!
>>28766704
YOURE IN STEVE LETS GET IT HOMIE FUCK HER FOR ALL OF US
>>28765630
> It's a useful tool.
Tinder or the gf?
Say this OP, seriously, not even meme'ing you, this shit works
''Maybe we can do something sometime and be autistic together''
I believe in you
>>28766704
Ask her if he's hot. It's the only way
>>28766704
she;s obviously socially retarded so be affectionate
tell her you you feel good talking to her and want to meet
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>>28766763
>A girl had a relationship with a boy for 2 year
>somehow this is a disgusting slut in /r9k/ standards
rather have a girl who has been fucking the same autist for 2 years than a stacy who had tons of non-boyfriends she fucked
>>28766704
I'm like 99% sure she's a borderline.
>>28766755
In a way, both.
>>28766748
Don't think you can fake Tinder messages. But you can fake profiles.
>>28766770
me too bruv.
>>28765589
shouldnt have used the wink autismo
>>28766768
You gave me a (You) but I did not say the girl was a disgusting slut you hateful anon. I am pretty happy for OP right now.
>>28766704
YOU DID IT STEVE HOLY FUCK
I know it's chadly advice but "just be yourself" actually might pay off here. Just remember you have to get her number soon then steer it towards hanging out sometime in the near future. Women have short attention spans and she'll get bored if nothing is progressing.
>>28766797
me too, im happy for OP
after i giganticly fucked him in the ass by giving such obvious bait advice with him threatening her and he actually said it
