Dream Job
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What's your dream job robots?
Mine?
>Landscaping
You get paid to garden. It's fucking great. I'm outside all the time, you don't need any experience to get into it, and there is a lot to learn that isn't pointless bullshit but stuff you can use in your day to day life.
>>28765189
>heavy lifting: bags of soil
>bending over constantly
>work in the sun for oppressive hours with no shade
>clients who can afford large gardens almost guaranteed no have little to 0 respect for you
naa
naa
>>28765189
Making vidya games alone in my apartment. Sadly this is not an obtainable goal unless basic income becomes a thing.
>>28765348
yeah dude but you can freely make loud smelly farts and it just dissipates into the air. try that at your homosexual desk job for homosexuals, you homosexual.
>>28765189
>What's your dream job robots?
Moving around crates in a large warehouse, where human contact is reduced to a minimum. A bit of exercise, standing and walking all day instead of rotting in front of a screen, that'd be it.
>>28765348
>lifting bags of dirt and being in the sun would be so hard waaaaahh
Lol you're a fucking pussy
>>28765189
Being the owner of a multi-trillionaire business who I pay people to manage and do nothing.
Using property ownership to generate residual income.
>be rich
>live off interest
suck my diiiiick
>>28765568
Yeah, the physical end is no big deal, but the sun here will turn you into a leather couch if you're a white man.
>>28765189
I'm a roofer, I like it
>never have trouble going to bed after busting your ass all day
>nobody cares if u do drugs as long as u do ur job
>smoke weed drink and pop pills all day
>sometimes there's a nice view
>stay fit
>I get a raise every season
Shitty part is I'm NEET in the winter living off of like $1200 a month from EI
>>28765619
>what is sunscreen
Working on the ISS or at JPL to be on the brink of human technological ability
>>28765189
anything creative (drawing/design/painting)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwJaLFMf7IA
>>28765677
Maybe the New England or PNW sun. The Texas sun will rip you a new asshole. It gets even worse in the southwest.
>>28765596
This. Anything else requires you to actually do something.
>>28765738
>living in Texas
That's where u went wrong
>>28765819
>what someone who doesn't own any property thinks
It's a fucking headache man even if you hire a property manager there's still alot of shit you have to deal with
>>28765908
i own property. i just do it right. you contracted out your property management instead of hiring your own guy didn't you. what a faggot.
>>28766001
Nah I don't use one
>>28766037
oh. i lied anyway. i don't know why. at all.
>>28765189
>dream job
>landscaping
That's a job for mexicans and drug addicts.
Published author under a pseudonym with enough earnings to live a modest lifestyle.
>>28766084
>drug addicts
So like a quarter of this board
>>28765189
I had my own small landscaping company for about 3 years and it sucked. Get a job at a nice golf course if you want to do that type of work.
I want to start a knife company.
I know what factory I want to produce my knives, and what materials I want, I just don't have the designs or money yet
offshore fisherman in the north east like maine or mass
>>28765584
Have to agree.
The idea of getting a normal job where i break my bones/mind doing something i hate just to get by is worse than death.
>>28765189
my uncle does that and he's rich as fuck.
I wanted to drive tanks for the army but I'm too blind.
>>28765348
that all sounds good to me.
>>28765189
>dream job
Nothing
Wagecucks need not apply
Blacksmith that does everything by hand, none of that powerhammer garbage. I want to one day run my own forge and sell the shit I make.
Politician
>>28767853
Who would buy your shit when they can buy it for 10x cheaper from some large discount superstore.
>>28767894
You must have never heard of etsy. Hand made shit sells extremely well there. I know someone that makes kitchen knives and sells them for $700+. He told me on steam he makes about 6k a month from it in pure profits.
>>28765443
I'm not sure what's more depressing, that that's your dream job or that I can see where you're coming from.
>>28767945
Dude reclaimed driftwood lmao
>>28768059
What the fuck are you even talking about, retard? We're talking about knives and blacksmithing and you're talking about driftwood?
To be paid to do nothing
I wasted my life not developing any skills and nows its too late and im set in my ways
>>28765189
I do landscaping. It's great (8 years), but I wanna make more money. You ever find the pay to be a limiting factor?
>>28765189
you have to work non stop all day to make a good wage, then you need to pay for the fuel for your van and tools, work is light for labor but still strenuous ( you can work 7 days a week though)
>>28765189
Being a gigolo that fucks only models
>>28765189
Something involving researching psychopathology.
Only five and a half more years, robots, and I'll have muh doctorate!
>>28768085
You're talking about knives and blacksmithing. I'm talking about driftwood. Maybe you're the retard. Maybe you're the faggot. Maybe, just maybe, you're the biggest faggot in the whole gosh darn world, Anonymous. Can't rule it out.
>>28768108
>You ever find the pay to be a limiting factor?
Yeah, sort of. Though not nearly to the extent that your penis size is a limiting factor.
>>28765656
Come do solar with me. Same except higher pay and we do service in wintet
pretty gud
19 here, just me and my dad. we take it easy and smoke weed on breaks.
dont have to work long days (usually 5-6 hours max) get paid a couple US dollaridoos above minimum wage, live with my dad and dont have to pay rent
shit's easy. if you aren't a skeleton or a fat guy, it's easy. only time it sucks is when the job is on a main road where people my age drive by and see me. i usually have earbuds in anyways
>>28769962
Sorry, I'm a little spent from doing solar with your mom. Plus wintet isn't a word you retarded fag.
>>28765443
I do this. I've been a night stocker for three years and recently got on full time at Costco (great money and benefits). I get to listen to my headphones for six hours and get paid for it, and basically get all my groceries free from "damaged" products.
>>28770020
Ebin mom joke bro.
How is it you can't put shingles on in a straight line? It's not that big of a deal though it gives this retard an excuse for more hours
>Tfw $30/hr
>Tfw roofers barely get 15
>>28770223
At least when I lay things down on a roof they don't suck in precious sunlight that could have been used for photosynthesis and repurpose it into electricity to charge some fat family's greasy ipads.
>>28770383
What does your landlord say when you tell him that instead of giving him 500 for your studio
>>28770519
>implying that would be bad
not even that guy, but i would love to live in a studio by myself. that would be comfy as fuck
>>28770519
I mean, he's not pleased, but then I send your mom over to his place and he lays off for a little while.
>>28770550
>He still uses mom insults
>>28770550
Must've really struck a nerve to pull that gem out. How many times have you thought of saying that to the roof guys while you're picking up shingle pieces and cigarette butts?
>>28770573
It's not an insult, I'm really grateful. Most women get all weepy once you fill up all their holes, but this guy's mom gets up, wrings her pussy out in the litter box like a champ, and fucks whoever I tell her to. Super lady.
>>28765189
I'd like to train as a psychotherapist.
Stroking my dick
>>28770619
Thanks pal. Good luck this winter
>>28770606
It's crossed my mind, sure. But I don't fuck their moms. I fuck your mom. I make her stink. She stinks up your house because of me. Too bad your little roof mirrors don't absorb smells the way they absorb life-giving sunlight.
>>28770673
Yeah I guess so huh.
stage designer.
i love to paint, draw and build stuff, did some scratchbuild modelmaking too.
building props and set pieces, painting backdrops and then seeing the product of my work put to use would truly be a dream come true.
>>28770671
Thanks, friend. Enjoy your alternative sexual lifestyle that influenced you to go into business installing alternative energy sources. Try not to slip off the roof in your ballet shoes, Twinkletoes.
>>28765189
I have no dreams, I was always lost.
>>28770705
There you go! What a good zinger
>>28770758
I'll own up. I'm not that roofer and I don't know your mother. I'm sure she's a swell lady. I bet she's so swell she's swollen up to the size of a beach ball! A beach ball with dick holes poked in all over it but it's not deflating because it's filled with fat instead of air. Also you're gay.
