>you creep her out
>chad makes her loud
This doesn't even ryme you stupid fuck. Are you that fucking dumb?
>>28763345
>you make her puke
>chad pounds her snooch
>>28763395
you know what a imperfect rhyme is you piece of shit? visit /lit/ for a change
>>28763345
>you creep her out
>chad makes her shout
ftfy
>you debate assonance
>Chad pounds ass in France
>>28763806
>>28763440
Oh look. Your smarter sibling chimed in.
Congratulations faggots. If only your suicide pact could be this successful.
>>28763345
Yeah, women are weird. They get creeped out if a fat/ugly guy walks on the same sidewalk as them, yet Chad can choke them, spit on them, and just degrade them in general and even film it and upload it to the Internet and they will enjoy the whole experience.
Women are weird and degenerate, but it's western society's fault for giving them so much power.
>>28763345
>she is your dream
>chad makes her scream
>you give her bux
>chad gives her fucks
She stays away from you, Chad fucks her screws loose
To you she says goodbye, to chad she screams OH MY!
You can play the blues, but when chad plays oh my he's so good!!!
You compliment her, chad gets to fuck her
In your college dorm,
you listen to her problems
chad gets to fuck her
>you dream of starting a life with her and living happily with a happy family
>Chad has sexual intercourse with her
am I doing it right?
>>28763345
>She sees you and clutches her mace
>She lets Chad shoot ropes on her face
>>28763854
>she tells you to keep it shut
>chad gets to fuck her butt
>you just want to hold her hand
>while chad fucks her in the sand
>you giver her rides to the store
>chad rides her like a whore
Anon, are you mad you're not a lyrical genius with a massive penis like me?
>>28763345
>In front of her dorm you sit
>Just to see how she makes candles lit
>In tears you think about quick suicide
>While Chad bangs her on Ikea bedside.
>>28763985
nice shitty haiku m8
You will take her to the store,
there to spend and thus make yourself poor.
But she will see you as "just a friend",
her chastity from you she will defend.
Though chad chokes her out in bed,
she won't expell him from out her head.
So you will vow to yourself "no more!"
and dream of bathing in their gore.
>>28763345
with glasses she'd be a 10
>>28763345
>you spill your guts
>chad gets in her guts
>You want to cuddle and make love
>Chad is the one with which she is in love
>You lie in bed thinking of her
>At the same time, Chad is having sex with her
>You text her and wait for her reply
>Chad texts her and receives an immediate reply
>You daydream of a life together
>Her and Chad are sleeping together
I don't want her anyway. She's white.
>you shitpost in an r9k thread
>Chad fucks her until her pussy is red
>>28763440
>chad makes her loud
This line doesn't even make sense you retard
>>28763881
Is it better somewhere else? I've heard that even sandmonkeys are being cucked and their women have less rights than children in China
>it's a "girl with eyebrows that clearly don't conform to her brow ridges" episode
/r9k/ literally cannot comprehend how powerful makeup and preening can be. I remember a thread where the OPs pic was just a bunch of normal girls at the pool and the overwhelming reaction was "wow, these girls are ugly/average as fuck". When it was pointed out that they just weren't wearing makeup because they were in a pool, the response was "no, they're just ugly".
/r9k/ brains literally cannot comprehend that makeup boosts attractiveness by AT LEAST 2-3 points.
i love bard threads
>3D pussu
>is fucking disgustu
>>28766524
>she turns you down
>chad makes her his own
>while you fappin to her pics on instagram
>she got so many dicks in her ass there a logjam
>>28766722
n-no homo though
>>28766746
>you tell anons "no homo"
>to Chad she always will go
>>28763345
>she lusts after Chad's tremendous wanger
>Chad's deep inside you, he'll never stoop to bang her
>>28767137
>u pussy niggas see dick and you like "bro no homo"
>Stacey see a dick and be like "baby can I blow mo'?"
>>28767308
>you use niggerspeak on the 'chan
>she lusts after the burly Chad-san
>>28767412
Don't disrespect me senpai my flow sick like a pox
Shout out to the robotpls no blox
>>28767622hahaleepicspoiler
>>28766514
>rhyming words with themselves
Dafuq m8
>you wet her with latte from starbuck
>chad wets her with his throbbing cock
>you yell fucc [my life]
>she's giving him the succ
>she's who you'd marry
>chad just uses her to berry
You cry and watch anime.
She treats Chad's ass like an all you can eat buffet.
>you keep acting like she's special
>but she's chad's cum vessel
>you think she got class
>but cum dripping out her ass
>you just a weak little boy
>and she's his fuck toy
>>28768104
>She treats Chad's ass like an all you can eat buffet.
This^
>you'd eat her shit just to see where it comes from
>she sucks chad's dick just for the chance to eat his cum
kek it's like cucks but without actually sleeping with any women in the first place
feel your heart drop as he make her pussy pop
>over her, you're obsessed
>when Chad walks by, she sticks out her chest
>>28766514
youre fucking special arent you. Probably one of those kids who the teachers tell that their absolutely shit poems are okay just because you were born with a brain tumour
>>28766677
down and own dont rhyme you fucking idiot
>you live with your mummy
>chad gives her cummies
I need to make a black twitter post about these white bois trying to rhyme lmfao
>you'd make her happy and do all the chores
>but chad makes sure she'll never be yours
>>28763345
>ywn have such beautiful 10/10 gf
Why even live. She is literally perfect.
>you are picking up her checks
>but chads already at her cervex
>>28766514
>this fuckin' idiot here
>she tries to comfort you and says size doesn't matter
>but when she climbs on chads dick she needs to use a ladder
>he makes her feel so much alive
>you spend the night on GTA V
>>28766514
When I was young, my mom told me not to make fun of people with autism. But god damn, man. Are you even trying to hide your power level?
>>28767784
>>28768265
>>28768394
>>28768527
It's like none of you even try to hide the fact that you're from Reddit.
>>28763345
>You creep her out
>Chad eats her out
FTFY
>you sell him condom
>she puts it onhim
cashier feels
You buy here roses
Chad fucks her in multiple kama sutra poses
You stalk her daily
Chad fucks her vaginal
>You idealized her
>Chad Facialized her
Be it chad or tyrone
For sucking dicks,stacey is never done
And while they enjoy their sex
Robot`s mind is in a mess
"Maybe stacey will love me",robot says to himself
"If i treat her with more gifts and some snacks from taco bell"
Poor robot,innocent you are
As stacey ass is getting fucked while she fart
While stacey is gobbling some cum
Anon is playing online games for fun
And while stacey pursues dick at all costs
Robot cant help but to shitpost
And later in facebook
Anon will get depressed
When he sees stacey posting:
"Where are all the good man at?"
>You sit around and doodle
>He turns her into a toaster strudel
Oh wait, is this a bad poetry thread? My bad I didn't pick up on the tele-memetry
>>28763440
before a vowel you type "an", you fucking waste of life
>your mental health starts to turn south
>chad sits on her face and shits in her mouth
Lust
Stacy craves cock
But not your cock
Chad's cock is the only cock for her
Cum
The cum that dribbles down her chin
Onto her breasts
Is not yours but Chad's
Abortion
Stacy going for her fifth abortion
Chad is forcing her to go
But she's too busy to care for baby
Love
Something she will never experience
Only meaningless sex
Used and discarded by Chad
Knight
You will never be her savior
You will always be alone
But Chad will always get to bone
You wish she was your girlfriend
Chad blasts cum into her rear end
>You're at home watching your animes
>She out covered in man-mayonnaise
>>28763345
Not even chad could score that. You need the doe to back it up.
>you had a dream where you held her hand
>she's banged every male in the land
>>28769826
>every male
So you as well?
>when she's around, your heart skips a beat
>she fucks strangers in alleys like a bitch in heat
She thinks you're a clown
She lets Chad go down
You want her to love you
Chad gives her the old lickaroo
>years have passed and she's still on your mind
>Chad bends her over and fucks her behind
>>28763345
Hey look, its the vaginal jew.
Everyone say hi, vaginal jew!
>on her Facebook page 'what a creep' she wrote
>now she's texting a chad promising to deep throat
>you still fantasize she will love you one day
>she goes to the frat to receive a bukkake
>she seems so excitable and full of life
>you can't decide to use a noose, pills or knife
You want to marry her someday
Chad is telling her that you're a gay
>>28763345
hi, vaginal jew!
>she's a good girl, not really into that kind of stuff
>except when it's chad that's pounding her muff
>>28769933
this one does it for me
>"She'll appreciate me now that I have a degree!"
>she's with Doctor Chad, taking Vitamin D
You want her to love you back
Too bad she's gagging on chads ballsack to gice a fuck about you the stupid fucking whore fuck you laura stupid bitch
>you work out in the gym even if it's smelly
>she's licking fresh cum off of Chad's beer belly
>>28770035
best one yet
originalio
>you spend all day at work staring at the clock
>she spends it at home, sucking Chad's cock
>>28770073
Thanks
Origami3829
>you pray to God that she'll give you a chance
>she's just now removed Chad's underpants
>>28770216
Best one in thread.
>when you were a teen, you asked her to prom
>she's a featured model on "slutfuck.com"
>>28763345
>you fail at texting, divining her intentions
>she thinks of nothing but Chad's rockhard erections
Chad blew a load in her chin
Mom just called you for din din
>you know that if she were yours, you'd treat her right
>Chad beats her in the morning and fucks her at night
You're home alone but you're alright
Chad died in a car crash last night
>you hope she'll appreciate your wide-ranging knowledge
>she fucked sixty guys before leaving college
>they said things would get better as you got older
>all your girlfriends exist in a My Documents folder
>they say good things come to those who wait
>you're still a kissless virgin at twenty-eight
>>28763395
>>28763440
>>28769378
>>28766607
wow
(100% 0r!g!nal)
i can't handle this amount of feels
>>28770529
>>28770508
>>28770454
>>28770389
>>28770318
Someones in top form today!
much love.
>>28769988
>>she seems so excitable and full of life
it's called not letting your feefees affect your behaviour. i'm a suicidal alcoholic but i still know how to behave and act happy and friendly in public.
>>28763345
>you rant about chinks
>chad dives into her pink
>Chad and her are at a party so dope
>You're on /pol/ planning the day of the rope
>>28763345
>shes your oneitis
>Chad fucks her raw
>You lift those weights
>Chad splits her gates
>You play your Sega
>Chad gets to lay her
>you have clinical depression
>she comes hard on chads cock every fuck session
>>28773087
>you're on the internet, saving the white race
>Chad's at a party, cumming right on her face
>you spend all your time reading "red pill" material
>Chad greets her in the morning with cum on her cereal
>you spend your weekend studying geopolitics
>she spends her weekend sucking all those dicks
>you wake in the morning and wish you were dead
>she wakes in the morning and asks, "Who's in my bed?"
>you'd kill for a chance just to lose your virginity
>she's celibate for a week - "It feels like an eternity"
>>28763345
>you can't even fucking rhyme
>chad pounds her all the time
>you stay up late to follow the US election
>she stays up late to blow Chad's erection
Chad is her mate
you reply to bait.
>>28774127
>you think your rhymes are lowkey lit
>her body's burning for Chad's dick
>you wonder if that important new bill will pass
>Chad wonders if he can stretch out her tight ass
>you wonder if she's still thinking of you
>someone says your name and she wonders, "Who?"
>>28766514
good meme
jesus christ
>you ponder the complexities of an -ist or -ism
>meanwhile she's gargling on Chad's piss or jism
>>28768591
>gets BTFO
>"h-ha ha i-i was only pretending to be retarded, stupid reddit"
>>28763345
>you stutter when you say hi
>Chad gives her a creampie
>>28770056
Hahaha, I love these posts when anon lost it
>you used the Western Union for her like it's no prob
>cause she was in college complainin' about it's no jobs
>but she was suckin' a nigga's dick the whole time
>well I guess a blowjob's better than no job
>>28763345
you hold the door
he comes in the backdoor
>most of the people in these threads are normies who socialize with girls
>are just posing because they find it funny
Far worse than reading any of this shit.
>get away from me, creep!
>it's with Chad I want to sleep!
>>28763901
chad is a sick fuck murderer?
>you go home
>chad makes her moan
>you pay for her dinner
>Chad pumps her full of semen
>>28775097
How are these people so good at aiming. Like holy shit.
How do you take pictures like that?
I cant trust these hoes. Even when i know they like me
>>28775162
>I cant trust these hoes.
>Even when i know they like me
What do you mean?
>>28769188
Very nice.originalo commento famiglia
>>28763345
>you fap to anime girls, another night spent alone
>she is taking her pills, about to be proneboned
>in the mirror all you see is a miserable NEET
>Chad just received a dirst class tit pic
>full of rage you write down a cuck rhyme
>she is lusting after Chads cock on facetime
>you shower her with attention only to steal a shy smile
>Chad makes her cum with his eyes after a while
>you would hack your arm off for a faint kiss
>she is only happy with her face full of Chads jizz
>touching your dick to her body for you is a sin
>she gets fucked in every hole after a quarter of gin
>full of longing every single night you cry
>some dude pumps her ass without spending a dime
>atleast you can see her alone in your dream
>but even there Chad fills her up with his cream
>you thought it would be in good taste to ask her on a date
>but she would rather spray you with mace and let chad cum on her face
You tell her you're a real nice guy
She can't see your text with Chad's cum in her eye
>you see a normie and scream "REEEEE"
>while Chad's giving her his big D
>>28774807
AND I STILL DROVE 30 HOURS
>>28776124
That's Gabe calling
Yo Gabe
I'm just doing a
I'm just doing a adlib track right now
>>28770035
I literally made a
>MMpfffnnggggggghh
Noise - because I didn't want to wake anyone up....
You glorious bastard :D
