>Get in my apartment's lift at 8am to get some tendies
>See a typical wagie(mid 30's, depressed, wrinkled, fat, balding, bags under eyes, probably cucked to hell and back 30 times by his wife)
>Grab his cheeks and babytalk him
>"Who's a cute little wagie, yes you are, yes you are, such a cute wagie"
>He gets mad
>Tell him if he hits me I'll sue him for assault and he'll lose his job
>>28762965
Thisis a funny strategy.
>>28762965
>The wagie forced your hands off him with the superior strength of someone who does physical work
>Slowly but effortlessly makes his way with you into your apartment, holding your hand in a death grip just like the disobedient child you are
>Forces you to sit down in the living room and not leave the room while he calls the police, getting trough to your social worker and telling her that you were having a bad day and should have a caretaker assigned to you to make sure you don't hurt yourself
>Gives a concerned look to the social worker as she comes in and explains that you did and how your money and activities should be monitored closely for a while
>The neetcuck gets a fat landwhale caretaker that will most likely take half of his neetbux before feeding him
>Meanwhile the wagie asks out the social worker for a coffee, eventually pounding her ass several times a week
>All this because an inferior neet dared look up to his betters
>>28764478
Now this is one anally salted wagecuck.
>>28764564
I fund it funny how someone earning their keep is s cuck and a manchild living with mommy dearest isn't.
Also I am pretty sure pinching some stranger's cheeks without can be viewed as assault. So hitting you would be self defense.
>>28764620
Find* Jesus Christ mobile.
>>28764478
>superior strength
>implying they didn't have shit sleep because of being woken up by an alarm
>>28762965
this really is quite the high tier post, I kekd
>>28763551I don't know who you are, but you always find these threads, I like you
Pic related is what OP does
>>28764620
Its just an r9k meme at this point. No one can actually be that deluded to think that being a jobless educationless parasite living off your parents is acceptable.
Neets are the one thing I cant relate to on this board, how are their parents cool with this? Surely they cant be living on their own with no job or schooling.
>>28764651>I don't know who you are, but you always find these threads, I like you
>I like you
Thisis a thank-you reply from me to you.
