I just came and there was no semen
Am I going to be okay?
ur absolutely fucked
You're probably just fapping too much 2bh
>>28762332
how many times did you jerk off today?
>>28762344
>>28762341
>>28762332
my reaction to this whole thread
Happen's when I try to fap a 4th time. No big deal.
>>28762374
I just woke up
I busted a mad nut last night before going to bed
>>28762400
probably clogged from dry semen, prepare for a surprise
>>28762400
Did you pee yet?
>>28762438
I think this anon has it figured out
>>28762438
What's the surprise: Retrograde ejaculation?
>>28762384
Off to leddit
>le orinigale
>>28762438
I can't wait
>>28762462
Not yet
Last night I was having strange dreams about being surrounded by sluts and they were fucking everybody
Except me
>>28762462
Just pissed
It's yellow
>>28762502
sagat says hello
Are you dehydrated? As that could be a cause
also realtalk who cares, if you still orgasmed then what matters? just means less to clean up afterwards now
>but what if i can't pass on my seed
>implying robots get laid
>>28762827
But I started lifting big and eating big
>>28762491
a babby. OP impregnated himself with his own semen
>>28762502
>Last night I was having strange dreams about being surrounded by sluts and they were fucking everybody
That was not a dream anon, that was real life.
>>28763063
>that is my fetish
>tfw not a hermaphrodite able to impregnate myself