Don't worry about it too much. They thrive on confidence. Talk about shit you actually like and know about, in the long term it's best - unless you want a relationship based on lies and bullshit you pretended to be into.

Make mention of your pathetic cock and how you desire to be fucked in your boipussy.

>>28761898
cyborg here
you need to meet irl asap
and never EVER talk about love

>>28761898
dont tell her you want to fuck her.

>>28762029
>>28762036
>>28762012
Okay I met her on a "niche dating site" and she doesn't seem to have many contacts or whatever, I think I just got lucky. She is taking a LONG time to reply though. Also what's the best way to avoid being catfished?

Don't talk about showing your dick or having sex with her. Even if the topic of sex comes up.

>>28762046
I don't want to fuck her, I literally just want someone to talk to. I have like 4 contacts on my phone. I literally couldn't care less about sex, I'm decently attractive but I stopped going outside because I hated myself

>>28761898
"Holy shit its been so long, I honestly don't know what to say.. I am happy we actually got back in contact, how are things?"

if its taking too long to reply quickly lie

"I wish I didn't work so early in the morning, it's been so long and I want to catch up, do you mind if I call you tomorrow?"

boom faggot, if you don't call her consider it toast

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Don't worry OP-kun, just do what other anon said and talk about shot you're familiar with that she might be into. Springboard it into asking about herself

>>28762097
Nah, cut it short, make her wait for his text tomorrow

Depending on how fast she replies he will know if hes going to be knee deep in pussy that night