My friends, whether you're cleaning a mess, or seeking companionship, remember this. It's not just any vacuum, it's a Dyson.
>fall for the stick dick in vacuum meme
>that mad rush to switch it off when one of my balls got sucked in
>>28761549
>stick dick into extremely powerful shopvac
>doesn't really do anything
>doesn't replicate that amazing feel of getting sucked on
What a joke
>>28761539
>falling for the Dyson meme
Buy a Miele, faggot.
>>28761539
>tfw your heart is a vacuum
>tfw all it does is hungrily suck up and collect dust
>tfw over the years it's accumulated all kinds of trash, but nothing of value
Still sucks less then my life