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laugh at the wagecucks edition
>inb4 homo's / anime fags / paki in a dress
Is it free to go to a big hospital in the city just to get a check up(want to see if my lymph nodes are fine, one has been permanently big since a kid, prolly cause of all the tonsilitis issues), and enlarged lymph nodes cause moon face which is bad for aesthetics, plus probably increased risk of shit.
Want them to remove it so I can have that nice jawline, will they laugh me out?
I already went there once for an infection related to drug injections (doc was nice, gave me amoxicillin), that was kind of an emergency tho.
>>28761473
>inb4 some cunt talking about that ChinKike
>>28761667
you will have to go to your gp first so he can refer you
>>28761711
i dont have a gp, that was the first GP/hospital I went to in years, and i don't even live in the same county.
Where and how did you find your current job lads?
>>28761728
they'll just send you away. source: i work in a hospital. register at a gp
>>28761743
maybe I just mistook it for a hospital/clinic or something?
Was kind of big. Dunno why the website readers rated it so low, I came in, waited 5 mins and had a really kind and helpful doctor despite me being a druggie.
>tfw no hidden /britfeel/ pirate island in the middle of the Bahamas
Life would be better as a pirate lads.
Not one of the nig nog ones in Somalia though, a proper one.
Why does royal take so long to deliver, piss taking cunts
>>28761799
ah a walk-in centre will see you, the one near me is shit but they're there basically for situations that are more urgent than a regular GP appointment but less urgent than needing emergency care.
>>28761806
Maybe it does exist but they don't want virgins like us walking around.
>>28761825
They use to deliver at 10am at my mums, give or take 5 minutes.
Noq ivw moved out got my own place, they come at arpund 2ish.
Whats that noise about.
>>28761890
God speed to them then. May they enjoy their gold coins and pirate wenches in peace while I cry and wank to anime AGAIN
>>28761742
MaccyDs, and my job advisor suggested it.
>tfw i only got the job because a guy I went to high school with interviewed me.
>>28761896
Same here, its a joke
>>28761473
After normies though
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10266146
Voting for movie night is open until midnight tomorrow lads. Currently leading: Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10266146
Meeting a lass for the first time later lads. Wish me luck.
>>28761742
Gumtree mate, got my last 2 through there
I need to make 600 a month. What jobs can I do?
>>28762342
Do you have a normal job?
If not, literally just work in a shop as you need fuck all to work in one
>>28762403
you need arms
I have been offered more hours at my part-time job, and I really want the money, but I also hate getting up before noon. What do?
Also post waifus while you're at it you sluts
>>28762342
Work at least 25 hours a week in any shitty minimum wage job and you'll easily make that
>tfw he mentions that he has a girlfriend
why are there so many effeminate twinks who are actually straight?
>>28762342
Maccies
>>28762781
it's 'maccas'
>wagecucking at 3 today
Honestly not even hating my job lately, only shop work and i only work 4 hours a week on paper and theres plenty of overtime to keep flexible, its not to bad lads
>>28762342
I make more than that being a security guard 2 days a week. All I do is stand around.
SIA licence is free if you're on the dole, just ask them to send you on the course.
>>28762842
That's Australia
>>28762779
Girls love that shit
If you had the choice to eradicate all Muslims or all mosquitoes, which would you pick?
>Take my car down to the polish carwash lads
>Leave my keys with them
>Walk into town for lunch
>Come back 10 minutes later
>Car is gleaming
>None of my change has been nicked from the cup holder
>Pay them 5 Bong
>Be on my merry way
Poles are based as fuck, hand washed my car for 5 bong
>>28763126
What car do you have lad?
>>28763126
They're called polish for a reason
>>28763122
>If you had the choice to eradicate all Muslims or all mosquitoes, which would you pic
Stuck in a class where its only me and some qt Italian grill.
What should I do lads
>>28763190
So mosquitoes then?
Poleaboo has a job centre appointment in 2 hours
Gotta fill up that work search diary quickly now
>>28763140
Just a fiat, Nothing special
>>28763147
Because they're good at polishing cars? Because they're so Polite?
>>28763122
muslims
don't really notice mosquitos
>>28763233
>muslims
>don't really notice mosquito
>>28763203
Is it still that cancerous gray form?
I used to just keep my old ones and rewrite what i'd filled my older ones up with and just change the date
>>28763258
>>28763190
Don't you have the jobcentre to go to
>>28763122
Pakis
mosquitoes are no bother
>>28763282
>Pakis
>mosquitoes are no bothe
>>28763122
Muslims, mosquitos keep the africans in check.
>>28763272
It's a white booklet with a bit of green trim
My work coach occasionally wants to see confirmation emails since I don't use the universal job match site
>>28763258
damn...I have these delusions my mustache is gonna look so amazing, but, it'll probably look like this. I hate having low testosterone
>>28763303
>Muslims, mosquitos keep the africans in chec
>telephone interview
What should I expect?
>>28763307
No fucker used to send me emails back even when I'd apply for stuff.
Though when I got put on work program the dole didn't even check anything anymore, they'd just ask me to sign and go.
>>28763333
a telephone interview
One day I'm going to steal somebody's contactless card and use it as much as possible.
Not because I need the money, just because I want them to know how fucking stupid they are for getting one of those meme cards.
>>28763355
oh :^)
I'm sure I'll ace it then
PAKIS OUT BREXIT
>>28763375
brexit => stronger ties with commonwealth => more emigration from commonwealth => more pakis
EU => stronger ties with Europe => more emigration from EU => more white christians
Know which I'd rather. Vote REMAIN.
>>28763375
>PAKIS OUT BREXI
>>28763405
What's brexi?
>>28763400
>brexit => stronger ties with commonwealth => more emigration from commonwealth => more pakis
>
>EU => stronger ties with Europe => more emigration from EU => more white christians
>
>Know which I'd rather. Vote REMAI
>>28763258
what an ugly mug
>>28763375
Got my polling confirmation in the post today, lets gets Britain out of this shit stain Europe
>we go and then everyone else will see how easy it is and it'll collapse in a few years
>suck it merkel
>>28763407
ready brexi
it's like porridge for racists
>>28763415
>ot my polling confirmation in the post today, lets gets Britain out of this shit stain Europe
>>we go and then everyone else will see how easy it is and it'll collapse in a few years
>>suck it merkel
Kill all pakishopefully I'll get a good fedora pic and a nice (you) out of this
>>28763433
>Kill all pakis
>
>hopefully I'll get a good fedora pic and a nice (you
>>28761454
Thisis a good edition.
>wanting actual immigration control is racist
Baring in mind changing the controls does not equal no immigration, do people actually believe this meme
>>28763457
Wow, a fascist. Wonderful! Thanks m8
>>28763421
something like this, i suppose
>>28763479
borders are inherently racist
>>28763479
>wanting actual immigration control is racist
>Baring in mind changing the controls does not equal no immigration, do people actually believe this mem
PAKIS ALL OF THEM OUT OF OUR COUNTRY
>>28763375
I'm voting out because I don't think the EU has the best interests of its citizens at heart.
Its become a game for self serving politicians and globalist capitalistsDo I get a fedora picture?
>>28763533
>PAKIS ALL OF THEM OUT OF OUR COUNTR
>>28763496
Racism is inherently good
>>28763549
>Racism is inherently goodd
>>28763549
Yes, but many people don't understand that. They don't understand that it's to protect your own, rather they see it as wanting to exterminate others.
ALL OF THE PAKIS OUT OF OUR COUNTRY
>BREXIT
>>28763400
>europe
>white christians
lol
>>28763583
>Yes, but many people don't understand that. They don't understand that it's to protect your own, rather they see it as wanting to exterminate other
>>28763603
>PAKIS OUT OF OUR COUNTRY
>
>>BREXIT
>>28763583
That's because 'racism' is just a meaningless buzzword used to silence and shame your opposition without having to actually come up with any arguments
>>28763640
>That's because 'racism' is just a meaningless buzzword used to silence and shame your opposition without having to actually come up with any argument
>>28763640
/fedora meme man/
But yeah a lot of the time thats pretty damn true
what should i know about visiting newcastle next week?
im from america
>>28763645
Okay getting a bit tired of this spambot now
>>28763654
Talk about how well the local football club is doing and praise its owner, Mike Ashley. Do that and they'll welcome you with open arms
>>28763648
>yeah a lot of the time thats pretty damn true
>>28763659
report it, avatars are against the rules
>>28763659
I'm getting tired of the racism
>win FA Cup
>get sacked
>>28763689
It's not racism and if you don't like these threads you can fuck off.
>>28763689
There's only racism because people are baiting the spammer
>>28763696
>t's not racism and if you don't like these threads you can fuck off.
>>28763645
Nice argument there
Poleaboo feels he has applied for enough jobs now, around 15
Job Centre should go as smoothly as always
WE DON'T WANT 20,000 SHITSKIN SYRIANS
>BREXIT
>>28763726
I do believe that you go to the job center. There's no way someone who worked for a living would have time to invent such an elaborate story like you have.
>>28763749
>DON'T WANT 20,000 SHITSKIN SYRIANS
>
>>BREXIT
>>28763749
But anon, Syrians are white
It seems there was no post today
Poleaboo is disappointed
Now contemplating weather or not to wear panties (and tights?) to the job centre
>>28763765
Some of them are quite pale and blue eyed. The dark ones are the Arab conquerors, while the lighter ones are descended from the more ancient Hittite population
/tv/ has gone full game of thrones posting
>>28763816
OK RASHEED BACK TO PAKI LAND
Starting think this guy
>>28763831
Is the same person as this guy
>>28763760
>>28763831
>RASHEED BACK TO PAKI LAND
>>28763877
Talking to yourself again, m8?
Fucking love Decks Dark desu lads
Read poleaboo's blog again last night.
Feeling better about my life now.
>>28763952
Poleaboos story will have a happing ending though
Will yours?
she looks well stoned
>>28764082
>he looks well stoned
>had a lot to drink last night
>woke up having sweat it out
>soaking wet
>had a shower
>balls still stink as still sweating a tonne
>even tried deodorant
who else /filthy/
>>28764146
it's early onset crotch rot
>>28762150
shit nigga, you da real mvp
dis gorrila nigga comes here erry day plugs his film night for yall mofuckers and what non of you fake ass bitches can even be bothered to reply to him. sheeeeet
gorilla man keep on doing your thing baby
peace
>>28764102
I LIKE WHITE PEOPLE
Got up at 6 and then went to the gym
The fuck is wrong with me
>>28764404
you're trying too hard to impress people
then because nobody cared you came here to brag about it
but we think you're pathetic
>>28764420
Alright cunt who pissed in your chips
And I'm going to do the same tomorrow and you can't stop me
>>28764492
i will be here to point out how sad you are for doing this to fit in
>>28764503
See you at 6am lad
>>28764521
See you at 6am Iad
Got up at 6 and had a joint
What the hell is wrong with me
>>28764642
GOT UP AT 11:30 AND TALKED TO MY DAD WHATS WRONG WITH ME
Poleaboo ia posting via the Job Centre wifi
>>28763400
Do you really want a bunch of bureaucrats in brussles creating laws that effect you? Vote exit
>>28764693
you mean like we do now in london?
at least they're white in brussels
>>28764768
youre very clueless about the brit exit.
>>28764794
I hope you remember that when you see the result on the 24th
>>28764871
So we can see how many clueless idiots voted to stay in?
>>28764912
kek if that's how you want to comfort yourself
funny how you think you know what's best for our country better than the government though
>different kinds of love are possible
>>28764975
eros
storge
philia
agape
I'm about to drop out of uni. What do I do now? Is there a job opening for socially autistic twats, or should I just order a helium tank while I still have some dignity left?
>>28765092
helium tank
nothing more embarrassing than someone that can't hack 3 years of uni
>>28765092
Why are you dropping out? What course are you dropping out of?
>>28765108
English lit, I just can't keep up with all the shit we have to read and essay deadlines. I'll basically get asked to leave at the end of the year because my grades aren't high enough to progress.
>>28765108
Ignore this >>28765134 bullshitter. It's an engineering degree. I'm fine with subjects where you just study and sit exams, but third year has a shitload of group projects and I'm too autistic to pass them. Either I don't turn up at all, or I get sidelined and then the group rounds on me for not doing enough work.
>>28765134
Why don't you try reapplying for a new course? That's what I did. I couldn't handle my electronics course, now I'm going back to do something else
Poleaboo got a call for a job interview at a warehouse
Did claim I didn't have any unspent criminal conviction but I don't think they'll check
>>28765204
Might as well try, I guess. I got good marks on computing modules so maybe I can get into CS.
ANGLOS OUT
No post today that means no oxy
I fucking hate relying on the DNM
>>28765365
I'LL SELL YOU 100 FOR SOME MAGIC STARS AND A FLUMP
>>28765317
>tfw Anglo-Scottish
>>28765245
where are you studying la?
>>28765403
shame lad, you were close to being one of gods children :^)
>>28765419
Cardiff
>>28765531
I've got a nice obscure Scottish surname, at least.
>>28765547
which one?
Mac a' Ghobhainn here
>>28765547
Is it McCockSucker?
Me and the girlfriend are moving into our own place on Friday.
Funny to think that this time last year I was NEET, just out of university and with no idea what the future would hold. Just goes to show that we can all make it. Hang in there.
>>28765617
Not posting it as its so rare it will probably reveal my identity.
>>28765644
Fuck, how did you guess
>>28765665
R A R E S U R N A M E
just passed my driving test first time lads
almost failed when i rolled back at a junction but i pulled away in time, buzzing
>>28765665
Like fuck.
Probably something like McDonald, Petrie, Byrne, Henderson, Milne or fucking Smith.
>>28765686
Minors and what were they?
A rollback would have been a minor for sure.
>>28765684
just a hunch i guess :)
>>28765699
No it's an obscure Orcadian name, and also my dad was often quoted in the news as he worked in PR, so all the results will be about him
>>28765728
I doubt pizza hut deliver to the orkneys so you'll be ok if someone does find it.
So what happened to Britguy or whatever his name was? Did he stop coming after he got trolled by bath anon?
>>28765752
He's still here. He has another couple of characters instead, you might have seen "them" posting here; poleaboo and tilde.
>>28765721
>tfw it's actually pronounced Mc-Co-Sker, but people always pronounce it as McCocksucker
I check in on this guy on reddit from time to time since i saw him post about maths exams 3 years ago.
He's a 21 y/o 6'1 cambridge maths graduate who has slept with 14 women and will earn 36k after graduating.
I am 1 year younger than him, a virgin in my first year of university whose only romantic experience was being rejected by a tumblrina I met at uni who said she was aromantic.
How do I add that together exactly?
>>28765879
What proof has he supplied of any of this?
That will tell you all you need to know.
>>28765713
my only other faults were with observation and one for undue hesitation
>>28765909
His post history does seem genuine, and I've been stalking him for a long time, it would be difficult to maintain that narrative over such a long period if he were fake, nothing he's said doesn't add up.
I am a bit skeptical about his claims over women. His posts come across as really arrogant, honestly he sounds like a bastard, but if it's true then he's a successful bastard, while I am a total cuckold.
>>28765942
Oh well done. I reckong being in the car alone for your first time is scarier than being on the road for the first time.
>>28765980
So why not improve your own life instead of stalking people?
Does anyone here play poker? Would anyone be up for playing in a homegame on pokerstars, just with people from here? Think it'd be pretty comfy
>>28766007
I smell a fucking scam here lads
>>28766006
Not really sure where to start tbqhwy. I'm happy with my life anyway, just polarising to know that people like that ~my age exist.
Thoughts?
>>28766007
Not for real money, but yes.
>>28764404
Cheers for telling me in a Facebook message too. That ding woke me up.
>>28766066
well I can only give you my word it's not, I used to play with people from /sp/ ever weekend but don't really associate there nowadays.
Kek have you seen this? Front page news.
http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:OAbxJCv6aRIJ:www.voice-online.co.uk/article/talented-11-year-old-joshua-ngoka-builds-computer+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=uk&client=firefox-b-ab
>>28766270
>front page of a nig nog magazine
wew
Next issue, how to make fire and the things you can burn with it.
>>28766270
That read like it was written by a first generation African immigrant
having a camera put up my arse next thursday lads
hope it's not cancer
>>28766270
I bet he just stole the computer
>>28766501
>>28766432
Awww look, people that are jealous that an 11 year old had saved up more money than they did!
>>28761799
Get off tren you piece of shit
>>28766521
>600 quid
>saving up
Literally less than a week's wages
>need some cash
>go to nearest cashpoint
>see a black guy loitering nearby
>decide I don't need cash after all
>>28766593
Why don't you have it then?
>>28766593
alright bill gates calm down
Anyone here /tea/?
Pretty decent and funny comment
>>28766616
What are you even talking about?
original commentino
>>28765531
>tfw my Ulster-scots nan and Scottish Grandad breed with Anglos
Poleaboo finished watching Game of Thrones and is now watching WWE Extreme Rules
>>28766479
I hope its not too, anon
>>28766682
Fucking hell your hands are nearly as big as your mantits
>>28766682
You got that timstamp yet you lying sack of shit?
>>28766682
Why do you care so much about a pathetic cunt like him?
>>28766771
eh, maybe I'll get dressed at night time
Don't feel like it right now
>>28766766
The mirror is at a bad angle, it's leaning forwards
>>28761454
Doctors are taking me off olanzapine for anxiety, paranoia and delusions and putting me on an anti depressant to treat the anxiety, can't remembers it's name starts with an s; anyway any of you guys transitioned from anti psychotics to anti depressants? if so how was it?
>>28766801
>Don't feel like it
aka I'll delay and hope you forget about it
Absolute joke you are. I wonder where you steal these pictures from though.
>>28766779
He's talking in the third person because he's an autist spacker
>>28763195
fuq her
>>28763726
>if I was on earlier today I could have walked down to the job centre to see if poleaboo is real
>>28766944
there's more than one job centre
>>28766891
I will do it between 10pm and 1am tonight
>>28766270
HAHAHA HOLY FUCK DUDE I CAN'T EVEN
I went on the voice to see what the dindus do on the site and I found this wonderful alien had gone missing
thank god
>>28766856
No experience with anti psychotics but I've put 2 stone on since I started antidepressants. Be careful of the appetite gain.
>>28767012
Muslim nigger
s m h
>>28767126
WE
WUZ
CALIPHS
AN
SHIET
>>28766595
>need some cash
>go to nearest cashpoint
>see a black guy loitering nearby
>realise i'm not in londonistan
>withdraw cash and continue with my day
>>28767179
>need some cash
>go to nearest cashpoint
>see a black guy loitering nearby
>realise i'm not in londonistan
>withdraw cash and continue with my day
>remember you're in slough
>get mugged
>>28767155
Nigger faggot paki whore
>>28767243
>>need some cash
>>go to nearest cashpoint
>>see a black guy loitering nearby
>>realise i'm not in londonistan
>>withdraw cash and continue with my day
>>remember you're in slough
>>get mugged
>>do funny ricky gervais dance
>>28767012
>"missing"
probably went to marry some jihadhi in syria
>>28766801
Mate those hands are fucking massive paki kebab shop hands.
Look like hands of someone who's trannie name is susan
>>28767012
Might as well post the article anyways
http://www.voice-online.co.uk/article/can-you-help-find-missing-clapham-teenager-zaynah-charles
>tfw she actually lives somewhat close to home
>tfw sheboons like her live very close to home
>>28767366
A dom once described my hands as feminine
I'm sure she knows better than you
>tfw i go into rooster's spot for tendies so often the paki behind the counter instantly knows what i want
>>28767386
>tripfag enters thread
>immediately attempts to shit it up
>>28767386
Time to get on tinder mate, they're gagging for it.
>>28767388
Were you paying her money to call you a sissy over webcam?
Did your massive paddle hands not scare her.
>>28767009
No you fucking won't
>>28767409
>have tripfags filtered
>no problems occur
>>28767440
I met her on alt.com when I was 18
Dressed up in a maids outfit, did some domestic servitude then later bend over a table naked while she spanked and then flogged me (had a low pain threshold)
>>28767470
This idiot is 16 or something and just found the site, brand new babby
Man she looks so stoned
Be a virgin in the UK where I'm treated like a normal person or live like Casanova in Japan where I'll be treated like a nigger?
>>28767582
How will you do any better in japan mate?
You got loads of dosh or sumthing?
>>28767637
japanese girls go crazy for english guys
>>28767654
I don't know whose been feeding you porky pies mate, but I'd wager you've never really been to japan, go on holiday when you can.
>>28767730
>you haven't really been to japan until you've X
banged a different girl every night in roppongi
>>28766682
wow those are some big feet you got there - and look at those hands, wew lad fimfam those are some big himhands :^)
>>28767885
Size 8 feet are small for a man
>>28767911
Enormous for a woman though you hijra freak.
>>28767941
>Enormous for a woman
Exaggeration
6/7 is normal
8 is just slightly large
>>28767975
Average for a woman is 4, your feet are twice the size of a woman's.
You look like a female clown.
>>28767989
>Today, the average American woman has a shoe size between 8.5 and 9 equivalent to a UK 6.5
It used to be 4 in the 60's
>>28768045
Average for all women, not Indians or whatever you are.
Those stats include normal sized whites and sheboon blacks.
Average shoe size for your race is a 4.
>>28768073
baseless speculation
>>28768102
Shoe averages:
UK
>male size 10
>female size 6
India
>male size 8
>female size 4
posting so i might get a red dot on this tab while im doing other stuff
who else /(You)addict/ here
>>28768172
enjoy your next hit you fucking junkie
@28768172
I really don't care
FUCK THE ROBOT
gonna join the local church choir so that I can meet a nice christian girl
>>28768170
That ties to them being shorter which is a result of them being poorer
It's not a racial thing
>>28768252
hnnnnnnnnng
t-thankyou Sir :3
>>28768285
HA HA HA HA
So why are orientals short? Why are Africans so tall?
Height is genetic.
>>28764082
>it's a planned demonstration in iran protesting salafism
>she is an actor wearing makeup
>>28768332
Why are South Koreans several inches taller than North Koreans?
>>28768285
>this denial
kek poleaboo you've got huge hands and feet broad shoulders and a massive gut you will never be a woman
>>28767478
This is bait. This is also all the evidence needed once and for all to prove you're a liar.
Poleapoo is an attention whore. These details would have come out long ago
>>28768403
Same reason their languages are slightly different, because they don't mix. So those slight regional variants are magnified over a couple of generations.
Sorry mate, but your size 8 feet are large even for an indian male and huge for a female.
i miss the neet days
>>28768418
>These details would have come out long ago
I greentexted the story back when I shortly used a tripcode in 2014
>>28762530
Take those extra hours, there'll be plenty of time for sleep when you're dead.
>>28768486
>huge for a female.
huge for an INDIAN female by your own maths
Not like anyone in the UK expects women of different races to have different size feet
woke up at 4pm after sleeping for 12hours
bright sun, hot weather
flies everywhere, kids screaming outside after school
want to go back to sleep but can't
