Whenever I jizz while watching porn I think "alright now how would I escape this situation as quickly as possible"
>>28761155
Whenever I'm watching my mom do the dishes and she starts using the steel wool I always imagine what it'd be like to have her jerk me off with it
I kinda get turned on at the thought off all the germs and dirty bits of food that get stuck in it grazing gently across my dick and balls
idk I don't think I'm the only one who does this desu
>>28761155
I sometimes wonder if I could pretend to be Chad on a dating site, arrange a date, humiliate the girl by not showing up, telling her to order because I'm on my way while the real me is secretly taking pictures of her misery and getting hard at the thought of it
>>28761190
you should ask her sometime
>>28761155
>Constant admiration of ass. If there's a female I am going to check their backside.
>The people around me are only alive because I allow it, and technically the other way around also
>When I cum I just think of totally different things sometimes. I can talk to a friend via phone, think about video games, etc totally normally while shooting a load
Sometimes i think "you know, everyone is basically the same. The fact that i realize this makes me different tho. But im sure other people have thought that too. So maybe me and all the other people who think they are different because they realize they arent, are all the same and therefore are one unified being. But who am i then? Why are we all on completely different brain waves if we are the same? Would there be any difference if all the minds of the human race were combined into one super mind or if all minds were destroyed except for just one mind? Is there another mind on this earth thinking the same things my mind is thinking? Im sure there has to be. So what is the point of having two of us? If all cells were a collective entity spread out among the stars, what is it we would be trying to accomplish? Are we just agents of entropy? Our sole purpose to spread out and reproduce and mutate and evolve into oblivion? Is oblivion the goal? Why should i try to ever do anything at all? Would i not escape this exponentially chaotic system by simply killing myself and letting my consciousness slip back into the void from which it came? And allow my atoms to disperse and carry on their journeys to self destruction?"
>>28761267
>The people around me are only alive because I allow it
uber kek. come the fuck at me bro
>tfw sing loudly and start talking to myself whenever I fap
It doesn't make any sense. It's like I'm trying to distract myself from what I'm doing.
