>Be me
>17 year old kissless virgin
>Had hot teacher in 2nd grade
>Her daughter is a freshman at my school
>Never talked to her
>Hopelessly in love
>Have scoured the internet for every image of her
>Friend sends me pictures from her private Instagram account
>Have 60+ image album of her on my phone
>Everyone else says she's ugly
>Want nothing but for her to love me
>Too much of a beta to talk to her
>She's into Chads
>wanttodie.jpg
/r/r9k, what is the most efficient way to kill myself?
Find a better hobby than orbiter?
autoerotic asphyxiation while jerking off to pictures of her
Post album faggot
I agree post, post album.
Dubs and I'll post the album
>>28760330
enjoy your ban, filthy newfag
>>28760444
Check em' m9
>>28760477
HOLY SHIT
originel common
>>28760507
fuck you bitch, I got dubs
>>28760477
check'd and check
>>28760462
Why would he get banned?
>>28760562
sure is summer here...leave me alone robot
http://imgur.com/a/tApLM
Alright here it is guys. Have fun ;)
post the album you nigger
>>28760630
I did, look up.
>>28760648
thanks nig, spank bank material for sure
>>28760562
Read the rules, newfag :-)
>>28760623
sent her a message that some creepy kid faps to her photos and to look out
>>28760845
Come at me. My name is Nick Rolen and I don't give a FUCK!
>>28760887
>post 2nd grade teacher's fw
>>28760994
Here ya go buddy ;))))))))))))) enjoy
>>28761027
She is not gonna be smiling at you, friend
I'm pretty sure this kid knows he's underage. He also knows that the mods don't give a fuck because so is like probably 40% of this board. The truth hurts old dudes. Too bad this kids an attention seeking faggot though
>>28761078
Wait...I didn't think he meant he was literally in 2nd grade
Where the fuck are this kid's parents?
>>28761097
I think that's an old picture. He's probably older than that.
>>28761097
Yeah old picture
>>28761097
I don't think someone that small would be posting on /r9k/...
>>28761133
Poor kid. He just wants somebody to love.
Nick rolen here's a pro tip buddy: you aren't even bad looking so join upto a fucking gym tomorrow, get rid of every pic of you from when you were 17 and under, and start talking to this chick. If everyone else thinks she's ugly, she probably knows that and that means she's yours for the taking. it's not that hard
>>28761148
This isn't /fit faggot, he can't just LAWYER UP AND HIT THE GYM.
>>28761197
Yes he can you piece of shit and that's exactly what he's going to do if he wants any chance of getting with this girl over the summer
>>28761206
No he's going to keep golfing himself into the ground while being a beta-cuck. He's gonna keep swinging his stick and handling his balls if you know what I mean...
