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I'm 24 years old, a kissless permavirgin, and just masturbated
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I'm 24 years old, a kissless permavirgin, and just masturbated for the first time in my life. I did it for a girl that I'm sexting with on a messaging app, that's how pathetic i am, recording an orgasm for an online girl

I know this is pathetic and "cool story bro" but i needed to share it somewhere
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I would say, you're lucky enough to be that innocent. STOP while you can. at the very least never start watching porn. Look for a wife, you can do it, you have all that seed and sexual energy stored up that you never wasted in your formative years. You don't realize how rare you are.

Go do it, find a virgin wife and marry and have a loving family. You're one of the few untainted by modern degeneracy (until just now).
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>>28759780
Do this, OP, while you still can. Masturbation is a horrible addiction. Don't start!
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>>28759780
This is wrong. Purity is never and was never valued in a man. Even a quality woman would think you are a freak if you don't masturbate or watch porn. You are not women, r9k. Stop trying to act like them.
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I don't know how you've gone so long not even experimenting a bit with your own body. I discovered it completely by accident before my body could even produce semen. If you're 24 and just now starting to masturbate for some girl you met, I don't think you have anything worry about, anon. Other than being a late bloomer, sexually.
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>>28759846
>God hates masturbation
>social norms are just tests from God
>you are literally trying to ruin OP's chance of getting into heaven
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What do you look like, op?

Ouroboros comment
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>>28759987
Wow, that heaven must be a real one-percenters club then.
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>>28759846

>Clarence B. was addicted to the secret vice practiced among boys. I performed an orificial operation, consisting of circumcision...He needed the rightful punishment of cutting pains after his illicit pleasures.

N. Bergman. Report of a Few Cases of Circumcision. Journal of Orificial Surgery 1898;7:249-251.

Doctors used to chop up boy's genitals if they were caught masturbating because it was seen as immoral and unhealthy.
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>>28760468
yet now they do that for every boy in the US and it didn't seem to stop them
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>>28759591
>I know this is pathetic and "cool story bro" but i needed to share it somewhere
Don't worry, it's being shared everywhere now.
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>>28759591
Why did you wait so long? For most boys masturbation starts before they have any idea what it is they're doing.
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>>28760483
Circumcision rates are steadily dropping as the old hygiene justification is seen as spurious and many doctors are no longer recommending it. They'll do it on parent request but my understanding is it's not nearly as routine a practice as it used to be.
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