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Birds are a vital part of the global ecosystem. Without birds the Earth's biosphere would be damaged irrecoverably. Many species of reptiles, insects, plants, and mammals would overpopulate, having lost their primary predators, while others would die out, having lost their habitats and/or prey.
THE IMPORTANCE OF BIRDS IS NOT UP FOR FUCKING DEBATE.

now many people know that birds are important, and they are correct, but the question remains: exactly how important are birds? many important scientists at the BAVI institute of bird technology and importance have developed a simple method that anybody can use to determine the importance of birds.
>step 1
take a deep breath 3 times in a row
>step 2
ask yourself these 3 questions outloud:
"how important are birds?"
"do i need birds?"
"if there were no birds then who would even fly?"
>step 3
think about these questions for 5 minutes then write down the answers
>step 4
take a deep breath 3 times in a row
>step 5
read the answers out loud to yourself

if you answered "yes" to any of the 3 questions then you have successfully proven that birds are VERY important, congratulations!
you now have the knowledge that will last a lifetime and can finally be happy, always remember to say hello to birds!