A feminine sissyboy from /r9k/ shows up at your door tomorrow.
Do you keep him? What kind of acts would you make him perform?
I doubt anyone would ever show up at my door but if they did I would hug them and we would cuddle because I have no one to cuddle with. But that'll never happen so I will just cry about it on 4chan masturbating to porn and listening to anime while crying
Real talk I would keep him company for a day and be a great guy in his time of need then never talk to him again.
The answer is obvious
>Give her bowl of eggs
>"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat all of these eggs right now"
>Eggs are injected with estradiol and spironolactone
Poor girl.. spironolactone tastes like shit :c
Take him under my wing, fix his diet, turn him into a man.
Need subjects to start my tribe/militia of aryan salafist bodybuilders 2bh
I would talk to him and get to know him a bit and see where his skills and interests lie. I'd probably ask him to tidy up while I go work out. After I get back I would shower and do lewd things with him.
I would then cook both of us dinner and we could watch anime or something until we fall asleep.
>>28758292
shut up pizza you fag
go to bed you have school in the morning
Convince him to dress manlier but still keep his sissy demeanor so I can cuddle with him and watch him get flustered and blush when I compliment him.
>>28758141
I'll force him to listen to jazz fusion
And then we'll cuddle.
>>28758292
I hate when my Spiro gets stuckish in my throat and I get that nasty mint aftertaste for the next hour
>>28758356
>School
Ya right more like work. Also it's only 12, grandpa.
>tfw not 20 years old again attending a trendy liberal cesspool college dressed to the nines in qt schoolgirl chic style outfits.
;_; getting old
>>28758392
Lol ya. How about when you go to swallow them with saliva alone but they won't go down so they sit in your mouth dissolving while you frantically get a glass of water. Icky.
I remember back when I was self medding and taking that shitty curry scented spiro manufactured in Indian.. that stuff was especially vile. Generic spiro isn't bad it had some coating over it.
>>28758531
Pizza, I am sad because we will never meet and cuddle ;~;
>>28758141
First you need to set some rules
The first is to only referring to me as master or sir.
The second is you must always wear a collar.
The third is to follow everything I ask you to do
>>28758572
Hm, what makes you think we'll never ever meet?
It'd be really nice to have someone to cook for me. I can make meals sometimes but it's really tiring to have to make meals for myself during workdays.
At night he could curl up in my lap so I could run my hand through his hair. That would be nice.
>>28758680
I love you pizza!!!!
Of course this comment isn't original.
>>28758531
>>28758292
>>28758201
>>28758680
Kill yourself you attention whores. Go back to instagram.
>>28758572
>>28758839
Kill yourself you tripfag enabling piece of shit.
>>28758680
I never leave my home and even if I did I live in New York which I assume you do not and even if you visit New York one day the probability of me leaving my home and meeting you is nearly non-existent.
>>28758955
Where in New York do you live?
not a sissyboy but a tranny, if you live in NYC and your white then id wouldnt mind a quick fuck.
>>28759024
Bronx also unfortunately non-white. Having sex with strangers from the internet? That's lewd and unsafe.
>>28758839
<3
>>28758955
Gosh I know so many people in New York. Might have to take a trip there one day if I overcome my fear of flying. Do you like Opie and Anthony?
>>28759471
i liked howard stern up to until artie left
i never could get into opie and anthony i think they're fags, especially opie, although i really enjoyed all the drama when they broke up
>>28759543
Opie is a massive cringey faggot, but I always like Ant and lil Jimmy when they riffed together. Especially liked Jimmy because of how open he was about trannies (despite the fact they were all prostitutes lol)
Maybe I'm just a fangirl, but I never cared for Howard. He's kind of a puke imo.
>>28758141
Footjobs
>>28759543
Forgot to mention, I think Artie is hilarious and pretty likable after seeing him on the Anthony Cumia show.
>>28758141
suicide desu my man
>>28759109
>non-white
skin color?
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>>28759634
howard sucks he was just the master of putting a good show together, at least he was before he lost the ability to do that as well
pretty much everyday after middle school id come home and listen to howard stern for hours on end, mostly wackpack stuff. my favorites are eric the midget, beetlejuice, high pitch mike, and high pitch eric. artie was the best at pissing all of them off.
im probably a fanboy in the opposite direction desu, i always considered opie and anthony a knockoff and never really gave them a chance, especially since they always had louis cuck king on
>>28759825
Louie wasn't a cuck back then. He actually said edgy shit unapologetically about race. Nothing like the faggotry he spouts today about how all white people suck (he isn't even white he's Jewish and Mexican w/ a sliver of some redhead genes) and that Trump is "literally" Hitler. Kind of funny how when he became popular he basically told O and A to fuck off and exclusively went on Howard's show. Traitor..
You're right though Howard was good at putting a show together. He's like Opie if Opie had any sort of comedic instinct. O and A was always second banana, but I swear nobody will ever recreate the magic of Jimmy + Ant.
>>28759959
honestly i never enjoyed louie ck's comedy, although i do remember that joke about where the word nigger came from on O & A with louie and patrice o'neal and i remember that being pretty funny
i guess ill try and give it another chance, do you have any recommendations?
>>28760018
Fucking lol classic joke. Louie was explaining the origin of the word nigger which sounded serious at first and had everyone quiet, but it was something like "they saw this black guy being a nigger". Patrice erupted into laughter of course.
And I do have recommendations. Search on youtube for "Nopie" episides of O and A. There are hours of Opie free shows which are mostly great. Other than that I would browse the best of compilations especially with Patrice.
>>28760155
>Search on youtube for "Nopie" episides of O and A. There are hours of Opie free shows which are mostly great
that sounds pretty good desu ill check it out
>>28758141
I guess I could use a maid. And a cuddlebitch. I'm not sure I can afford to care for a pet though. If I was in a position to have one, I'd spoil him with stuff like cat ears, fancy chastity toys, etc.
*Takes out shotgun*
GO ON NOW, GET THE FUCK OUT
*fires a shot near the sissy*
GO ON, GET!
*the little faggot scampers off, his whimpering noises growing quieter in the distance*
>>28760864
Heh, nothing personnel, kid.
*Sheathes shotgun*
>>28758141
I would pay him to post gay shit on /r9k/.
>>28760870
*teleports behind you, pointing the shotgun at your back*
Heh, nothing personal cowboy
>>28760892
*stands up behind you, dirt pouring off my poncho*
*holds my revolver to the back of your head*
'spect you're wrong about that.
>>28760943
Eh?!
*quickly turns around firing a shot from my remington and jumps 20 feet back*
'Fraid this town aint big enough for the both of us.
Considering it's a pretty cold winter, I'd invite him in and let him sleep in front of the heater, as he's obviously homeless for one reason or another. It's something I'd do for anyone who turned up at my door in shitty weather.
>Do you keep him?
I don't really see why I should or shouldn't.
>What kind of acts would you make him perform?
If he does decide to stay for the long term, maybe like some small chores or something.
>>28758887
pizza is literally the worst trip on the board better filter them :)
I need a bf, /r9k/. I need someone that'll be rough to me and treat me nice when my estrogen levels start getting low every 2 weeks
>>28758141
Uh... Clean my apartment... Make some dinner... Make sure you make enough for yourself too. I'm not trying to drag a corpse to the dumpster... Do you have a job or what?
If you aren't paying rent I may whore you out. Wouldn't touch you myself though... Weiners are pretty gross...
>>28758141
I keep and hug
