Just be yourself! Women love funny guys!
I've found this funny.
Am I a normie?
man i hate these fucking captchas that make you reclick shit
>>28758117
Brendan Fraser insect yourself?
Lauren looks like a hardcore stacy
>>28758117
Anon, if you go to Settings in the top right corner of the page (browser at least,) you can put the legacy CAPTCHA on.
Show chad pic
>>28758137
looks kinda fat, probably irish, not very impressive.
>>28758080
>>28758136
This is actually a p. good joke though to be fair.
I got banned before for posting nonsense with my images to get past the robot.
>>28758319
idiot
>not suggesting you could do something with her
>>28758319
>>28758319
I hate normies and chads.. even if I somehow got a match, this would never work.
Someone should make a fake tinder posing as a robot holding a lot of money, or a nice car, and make the bio say "I make a lot of money, but have no one to spend it on"
it would be a bitch magnet,
>>28758443
What's that supposed to mean? Do things with her?
Women are so dumb tbo
>>28758136
She looks at the ceiling so much at home because she's on her back constantly getting railed by various Chads.
>>28758443
He's using a fake chad tinder proving that these sluts will think anything is funny if the guy is hot. He has no intentions of actually doing anything with these whores.
Lol tbo guyzzzz
Uhoh spaghetbo
>>28758550
Lay down the law now op.
>>28758550
>>28758536
Comedy fucking genius OP. Never change.
>>28758536
>>28758461
>>28758136
>>28758080
>Women actually ask how you're doing after you simply say "hi" or "hey"
what the fuck man?
are you using some fake as male model pic or something? or are women from your country this willing?
this shit has got to be fake
here they only respond if you say something really really clever
>>28758536
>>28758550
JUST fuck my chances up
I really need some nicotine tbo
>>28758115
No, just a retard.
>>28758826
Americans usually say 'what's up' as a greeting.
>>28758884
Good lord could she be this sad?
And you don't even remotely sound like chad
I might go run to the gas station soon
>>28758924
no they say hi and then whats up that means hows it going
anyway they respond and ask a question, which is weird for a girl to do unless you use a fake pic
so OP is probably a faggot who uses a fale picture
>>28758884
This one is physically painful to read. Dear God.
>>28758953
U might find me cool now but
>>28758940
This is cringe as shit.
She's onto you
>>28758978
This is quite the roller-coaster.
>she's still trying to keep this going
>>28759006
She wants the dick OP
>>28759028
She really does lol tbo
Seriously now? Smh tbo
>>28759006
Kk
Do it then call her a racist rotten roast beef curtain
That's how I met my second wife
>>28759063
Post your real cock,vagabond.
>>28759063
Can u post her photo?
>>28759063
Did she really fucking ask that????
>>28759074
I posted a picture of my asshole on the moments page back when Tinder still had those.
>>28759063
Lololol oh boy.
Man I guess I learned something today
Tell her you can pound a nail through a two by four with your dick
>>28759041
What photo are you using? Is it really of yourself?
>>28759098
She just admitted to being a slut.
Are you sure you're not chatting with another robot?
Kaytlin deleted me
>>28759098
I remember. But i don't want a picture of your ass. I want your cock.
>>28759166
I'm not a whore senpai...
This is going surprisingly well for a Sunday night.
Why do women lie on the internet? Smh
>>28759222
What kind of narcissist responds to a compliment with a picture of herself?
morning vag
up for some requests?
You shpuld trick men into showing their penises.
Anyone know how to consume e liquid without a vape or doing it in a nasty way?
>>28759255
That's a gif from a movie n0?
>>28759098
Oh my, no wonder men feel like they can openly be so sexual straight away when women like that are on the apps. Why would you be interested in being dirty so quick what the fuck.
>>28759259
Sure, what do you have, Euro?
>>28759290
>It's okay when he does it.
>>28759283
How should i know m8
>>28759154
Lol nice bruh
>>28759197
What a relentless slut. Wow
Tell her she's a dumb cunt
>>28759298
>half-way there
top kek
>>28759298
fuck
roastie btfo
I wish I had some nail clippers here at work
>>28758884
Replace the last line with "Because I'm going to set myself on fire like that buddhist priest if I don't get laid"
>>28759298
just some regular humiliating shit
ask one of them to eat chad's asshole
>>28758080
>thinks that's funny.
She is just a mindless drone who is saying whatever you want to hear because she is physically attracted
These are the moments that make me feel all warm inside
>>28759395
>warm inside
More like pissed off that chad can do anything he wants and gets away with it.
>>28759352
Wtf you can't see shit
Tell her to take the bag off her head lol
>>28759395
Wow
Chad strikes again
>>28759405
That's what I meant... :'^)Goddammit why
>>28759433
Marisa is a pretty annoying bitch frankly
GOD I UCKING HATE ROASTIESS REEEE. STUPID BITCH INVITES ME OUT BUT SAYS SHES MEETING OHER BOYS FUCK THIS FUCK IT I HATE IT
CHAD
CAN
GET
AWAY
WITH
ANYTHING
GENETICALLY
SUPERIOR
MALES
>>28759280
> Anyone know how to consume e liquid without a vape or doing it in a nasty way?
Try a topical application. Nasal is best but you mihgt find it nasty. Skin works. If you're a madman who wants to experiment for the sake of science, rub some on your nut sack/genitals. It should tingle.
>>28759443
ASKS ME TO INVITE SOMEONE ELSE BUT I HAVE NO FUCKING OTHER FRIENDS MYAAAH. FUCKING STUPID ROASTIE BITCH
>>28759433
tell her to show some pussy
if it's a roastie, delete her without saying anything
>>28758319
>hahahahahaha
i want to punch you in the face
>>28758136
>hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahaha
i hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha'd
>>28759352
>she still hooked up with 8 chads last week
Gg... gg
I've been had lads
>>28759528
Kennedy's revenge
Chad status: revoked
>>28759459
>skin
This would probably work actually. Is that safe to do though?
Why don't you make a female profile too and make fun of thirsty failed normalshit males?
>>28759582
Stacey profile is in there. Just fewer men taking the bait.
>>28759443
Rostie asked me out the other day but then ambushed me last minute and said it was one of her friends birthdays. I didn't go
>I sure showed her.
(I wish I was dead)
>>28759455
i wish i could be that guy right now. just chillin eating some dope pizza while being nice and warm.
>>28759582
>>28759601
They take the bait way more often than girls. Guys on here are incredibly desperate. Getting them to stop replying actually takes effort.
>>28758550
shoulda called her a bitch then after
It's 2, the bewitching hour. Hope the replies don't start slowing down!
What?
Women are confusing creatures
>>28758536
That's pretty funny tho
I'm still here. Enjoying at waiting patiently.
Come on now tbo
>>28759727
Uh
Ask her to identify her favourite nigger since she loves the black so much
why do these women even respond to you, i wouldnt give any man the time of day unless he seemed nice and charming wtf,
>master the art of online negging
>lose abilities completely in person and drop spaghetti everywhere
>>28759788
They're stupid whores who want dick
>>28759788
unless it was Chad of course, in which case your disgusting flaps would be wide open
>>28759766
Didn't think of this one. Nice.
>>28759833
>I'm such a nerd
kill her, finish it
>>28759829
No. why so bitter? I wouldn't sleep with anyone who has been with more than 3 people, and they'd have to seem to have some kind of feelings for me and it to be leading to a relationship. Chad's who have inflated egos and have fucked a lot of women are repulsive and have a higher likeness to have STD's which terrifies the everyloving crumbs out of me.
>>28759833
>I like things
Doesn't even mention reading.
Gotta reverse this one bruh. She thinks she's enticing you with the "active" lifestyle. Time to switch it up.
>>28759873
I know better than to believe any of that shit
Confirmed for penis slimer
>>28759913
Kek so desperate this is brutal
Yeah right.
>30 years old
>Looks like a cave troll from LOTR
>Still obsessed with height
>>28759986
I think she's being sarcastic
>>28759904
I was with my first guy a few months ago and we were pretty much together, I was super happy until I found out he had sex with like 7 girls before me and I felt sick and uneasy the entire time after that I just ended things.
Posting this while playing SFV
>>28759222
lmaoing rn tbqhwyf
>>28759986
>hmm, how should I make up for my unattractiveness
>I know I'll be a complete shithead
why even bother making a profile
Last post autocorrected to "Posting this while aging" at first.
Maybe it's trying to say something
>>28760048
She probably has multiple orbiters, you're thinking in male standards
>>28759528
you just got pwned
Nicki deleted me. I guess she didn't want her secret to get out
I'm kind of Hungry tbo
>>28760178
god bitches are so dumb
>>28760191
Let's see if we can make the shot
>>28760178
Good god.
>I'm so confused anon, do you mean you want to have sex with me? Gosh.
>>28760204
Chad status: ????
>>28760178
Why are women so fucking dumb and useless?
>>28760204
show the pic you're using
Stop making these threads already. You are painfully unfunny.
>>28760246
I don't think he's painfully unfunny
WHAT HAPPENED WITH VAGABOND AND SKYE?
that was interesting and funny af, I wanted to know how the story went from there.
like i really wanna know.
>>28760246
butthurt roastie cunt or a natural born orbiter?
You decide
>>28760246
You say that in all of his threads. Why are you so buttblasted, roastie?
>>28759833
>finding
>finding
>new
>find
why do normies struggle so much to make their lives appear adventurous and exciting?
>>28760367
This is part of women speak. Translation: I am not boring please emotionally validate my existence
>>28760178
>spanish
top lel senpai
I'm basically a normie which is why she was actually messaging back in the first place, then I told her I'm 6'0 and she just completely stopped talking to me. I snapped this a while ago to show you guys but it's been like 2 months still no replies.
SIX FUCKING FOOT IS NOT EVEN COBSIDERED TALL ANYMORE
WTF IS THE DEAL WITH HEIGHT OBSESSION
>>28760471
Lol what
Why do women obsess about height ?
>>28760471
Lol shut up manlet
>>28760222
>>28760208
>>28760191
This is what made me angry
Everytime I talk to a woman they go "huh" or need clarification more than any man
Especially infuriating online when I make a flirt and they go "huh"
>>28760497
They feel the need to because of hivemind
>>28760510
FUCK YOU
I'm a full 6" taller than this womanlet and ripped while she's already getting chubby and that's not enough?!
>>28758136
>sounds like you need to get out more
hahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahah
>>28760568
you didn't make it man, you're either tall or short and it may sound bizarre to you but 6' is definitely not the former
women don't think in averages, sorry brother
>>28760471
You shouldn't have said "which I don't consider 'tall' haha"
Why the fuck would you say that?
>>28758080
The just be yourself normie advice.
>>28760638
literally doesn't matter what you say to women, haven't you been paying attention?
they deal in raw numbers and if you pass, you can say ANYTHING
you can ask them to eat your shit and then play it off as a joke if they're not interested
>>28759998
How do robots not get this? Its obvious from the second line.
>>28760658
Nah, here's what I was thinking
>girl says guy is very tall (so she already has this perception of him from his pics alone)
>girl asks for height
>guy tells height but then says he's not tall (shattering her perception of his height)
6' is still considered fine. I think he just shot himself in the foot tbo
Fuck, I dunno, maybe she's one of those girls who only wants a guy over 6'4" or something
BAKA! BAKA! BAKA!!
I HATE THESE THREADS SO MUCH, IT REALLY SHOWS THAT CHAD REALLY CAN GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING!!
>>28760497
They want someone who can reach the top shelf.
>>28760020
And now you're another part of his count due to your poor judge of character. Now you're just another slut in denial.
>>28760020
>first guy
should be
>first chad
fixed for you, roastie whore
you got pumped and dumped and I'm glad
I hope you get aids and die
>>28760695
because 65% or more of the userbase definitely has some sort of autism spectrum disorder
>>28759986
Why she was so into height, she isn't even too attractive.
maybe she felt into the reverse psychology meme.
>>28758136
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
good one anon, good one.
>>28760761
that is the point of these threads you dumb normie
>>28758536
Made me lol t.b.h famalam
>>28759006
>That was a question retard
U didn't have a question mark at the end. Retard?
ARe you guys in another thread?
please link.
also please tell me what happened to skye
>>28759154
it would be extremely painful
bloxxxxx
>>28759528
alpha as helll
>>28760695
robots only get irony when it's 6 layers deep and/or memic
>>28761230
literally *95%
>>28760246
i fink he's qoite alroite
>>28760178
lost it here alpha texting
>>28760705
would be understandable if she was like 5 11 but shes below average for a woman so she needs to stop cucking her self
>>28760471
She is named after a fuckin pizza top kek
>>28758080
op you always post these yeah, they're funny, but you never show us the pics you us so im starting to lose interest.
>>28760497
because their servile, subservient womenlets that paradoxically value height despite not having it.
>>28758080
Fuck I made that joke when I was 16 and no one thought it was funny
Good to see you're finally back, vagabond
>>28758536
>what the fuck
you made my day kek
>>28763033
He's shown them before just search the archive.
>>28758550
Should have said "Don't you ever correct me" instead
