ITT: Fictional characters that browse /r9k/.
>>28756951
this should hit some robots close to home
>just b urself broccoli
biderman bre bider bowers
The protagonist from "White Nights".
Barclay is my spirit animal.
If only I had a holodeck.
>>28756951
>tfw we are all holodeck creations
>>28756981
what rough beast slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
>>28757090
WHERE'S THE CONTROL PANEL?!?!
WHO TURNED OFF THE SAFETY PROTOCOL?!?!?!?!
He'd fucking live and breathe r9k
>>28757090
>tfw your whole life is a holodeck simulation made by Riker to help him figure out how to talk to Picard about some pointless bullshit.
Hi when can I get married so I can stop dying?
He does wear a fedora.
>>28757268
that makes no sense
this simulation would only drive him irrevocably insane so whatever he has to say to picard would come out as gibberish nonsense
>>28758634
It was an Enterprise joke.
Neet with a giantess fetish
>>28756951
Ignatius from A Conspiracy of Dunces
>>28757267
>>28756951
>>28757006
there's only one eternal star trek virgin
remember the 100 years later episode ? when the enterprise went back in time and they have to live 100 years together ?
he didn't get laid
plus, ridiculous fantasy about grandpa royal navy stories made him going full military nerd, he's probably autistic
in mirror universe episode (aka universe where everyone is evil) he was in charge of discipline and torture on the enterprise, sadist and edgelord af
Malcolm is litteraly pepe
>>28758904
What about Neelix?
Dude had his 3 year old waifu thing, and never touched a puss after that.
He's also autistic as fuck.
>>28758509
I don't know how to feel about that show; from the episodes I've seen it seems kinda cute, but the fanbase is so stereotypically SJW they're a parody of themselves.
>>28758904
Malcolm is literally a closeted homosexual
iirc he was actually originally going to be cast as a gay character but they scrapped it because they wanted to continue to appeal to a broader audience
>>28758967
Yeah, its fanbase is probably the worst out there.
I watch it, but I'd never tell anyone that I watch it.
>>28758967
It definitely has a kind of SJW, new age vibe to it but it still provides the same comfy feels asMLPthat draws certain kinds of people to it
>>28758933
lel, Voyager is Star Tek Love Boat, everybody who didn't get laid in the serie surely browse r9k
even the doctor created his own holo-waifu
>>28758933
nah, the Doctor is the robot of that crew. arrogant, abrasive, and he gets cucked by Chipotle
>>28759022
That's explains why EMH is the only likable character on that show.
>>28759022
>tfw no frigid, harsh and logical seven of nine gf
I don't remember why I'm still alive
That romance between her and Chakotay was so fucking shoehorned too. He had literally no depth aside from tripping balls to save the crew every once in awhile so I guess they did it to add something to his lack of character.
Also Jeri Ryan was one of the few genuinely good actors on that show, prove me wrong.
>>28759075
and he gets cucked by one of the least likable characters
>>28758983
was he supposed to be the top or bottom ?
prot-tip you can't be more gay than Sulu
>>28758933
Neelix had a lot of sex, though he ends up cucking himself.
If you think Neelix is Autistic, you are literally Autistic.
Pic, related, Neelix's face after tricking a Klingot to fuck him.
>>28759090
Jeri Ryan is the reason why Obama is president though.
>>28759090
Jeri Ryan literally sucked the bosses dick to get on the show lel.
>>28756951
>not posting one of the most /r9k/ characters of all time
>>28759170
What, really?
Well she did a damn good job once she was on it imo
Her earlier episodes were a little rocky, but she got the hang of it later. Her voice changed in tonality, too.
>>28758985
iktf
I watch this webseries that has two lesbians as its main characters. And a 'non-binary' character among others.
Probably should have expected the fanbase to be cancerous, but hoo boy I was not prepared.
>>28759110
thus, lie I said, there's only one eternatl star trek virgin
look at the despair in his eyes, the actor knew he will never get some
>>28759218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLq5m9hTb00
>>28759218
I'm a fan of Lt Reed myself. He's so depressive and socially awkward, literally a forever-alone but he manages to do OK despite the stress of his duties, or maybe it's because of them.
>>28759204
Yes, Jeri Ryan was literally fucking the producer.
http://trekcore.com/blog/2014/11/ryan-mulgrew-feud/
I can't find the better article, but Kate Mulgrew explicitly requested the show not be turned into cheesy sex jokes and misogynistic symbols like a lot of ToS and obviously other shows did. Halfway through the series they literally get an autistic bimbo that's fucking the boss.
Not to say she was bad at being Seven of Nine, the acting in the show was pretty god-tier in-universe shit.
beep boop beep
Char kind of seems like the type of guy who goes in to "laugh at the losers" but has his own issues as well.
Speaking of Seven of Nine.
I've jerked it to this scene so many times.
https://youtu.be/F5msgN4QEnA?t=1m19s
>>28759265
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KpA6Dh-iPo
there's also this scene where he has a space fever and rip his shirt looking at another crew member saying "I'm so hot, i'm so hot !"
>>28759295
you dawn right ! Reed is my second best character from Enterprise (just after Archer)
I didn't knew there's was this much trekies on r9k.
feels good going back in our own culture.
feels bad there's no more episodes or more series
>no job
>one friend that barely tolerates him only because hes known him since childhood
>lives in a filthy hovel full of manchild shit
>hates sunlight
>the only girl who can stand to be around him is a cat
>>28759426
I really hope they do a new show soon. For the most part Trek has always been at its best on the small screen.
>>28759426
I used to visit https://cytu dot be/r/1701 before I got banned for calling one of the dumb nigger admins a dumb nigger. They literally added pro-hugbox rules and made the room private afterwards. kek.
There's Star Trek Continues or something. The guy that does the voice of Edward Elric is Kirk.
>>28759179
Costanza is reddit
>>28759487
They have Doohan's son on board for the role of Scotty too, right?
>>28759462
Literally me down to the cat
Fuck, she's even the same color
>>28759462
>>28759735
What the fuck?! The creator even lived in my fucking town
This is ridiculous
>>28759486
Very unlikely, the same reason there will never be a Star Wars serie now. Nobody is willing to pay for the sci-fi effects. Look at all the cheap netflix productions.
Our only hope is the sci-fi show programmed to exploit the sucess of Gravity/Martian/Interstellar, maybe that will make sci-fi popular again, yet... realistic sci-fi not...
>>28759487
I used to play Star Trek Online, but I was too late to join and everyone was already high level
>>28756951
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3NoDEu7kpg
This guy, i only watched a few episodes but i'm pretty sure he was a shut in loser with no friends. Is this show worth watching, actually?
