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You catch your 13 year old daughter playing with herself on the couch and taking pictures of it with her phone.
What do you do?
Ask her to send me the pics so I can jack off to her.
>>28755722
Ignore it, she's just being a kid. Pretty sure I did some shit like that with polaroids.
nothing, pretend i didn't see it. i wouldn't give half a shit she just shouldn't be doing it on the couch where everyone sits.
i'd have to wipe the couch down prolly later.
I have been wishing this happened to me for years now. I don't have kids, no but I do babysit quite often.
Tbh I would try and sneak a few photos in, when she sleeps I would save them to my laptop
>>28755744
But daddy, I'm your daughter, you shouldn't be looking at me like that.
>>28755772
How the fuck are you able to babysit girls? Are you a girl irl or something what the hell.
>>28755722
Sit down and have a solemn conversation with her about it while she's still shaken up about being caught.
>>28755802
I do it for my neighbors quite often. The way our homes are situated means I have 4 properties I share a border with, with 7 separate homes. I babysit at 3 of these and I can use them as a reference for when I call people for baby sitting jobs
>>28755861
Answer my question. Are you a male or a female in real life?
>>28755722
Get her a better phone. What is that shit? Is this 2006?
>>28755722
hey...uh, lemme see dat real quick nahmsaying damn that's kinda hot lemme feel that pussy shit that's good mayn suck my dick for me wouldya i know you done it before, sheeit lets bring momma in her get a lil3some goin awh yeah
not confront her until later. then give her a very serious, very awkward and uncomfortable talk about why that's cunty behavior and how everyone sits on that couch.
then i fucking red pill her on how if she acts like a slut now, there won't be a guy waiting for her when her looks fade and she needs someone to support her. Teach her not to have a "wild" phase and that it's better to look for long term relationships and not act like a slut.
also I would explain that guys are scummy and will most definitely spread her pics online where they will never go away. maybe even tell her it could possibly cost her a job or what if her kids somehow uncovered them one day? embarrassing.
you need to explain to women, who are social creatures, the social repercussions for acting like cunts.
>>28755722
i'd tell her those photos are a bad idea
>>28755913
Male, I only get the jobs because my neighbors have known since a kid
beat the ever loving shit out of her.
>>28756014
When she's already horny?
wtf are you trying to make her cum?
Take pictures of her taking pictures of herself and then send them to Dad so he beats the cunt out of her and takes her phone and laptop off her.
>>28755932
would you let me date your daughter anon?
>>28756113
Why not raise your own children? Why does gramps have to do it?
>implying my 13 year old child would have a phone
this trend needs to stop
>>28755722
Give her a serious talk about sending or taking photographs of herself and tell her to just do it in her room like any normal adult would say
>>28756151
are you a respectable chad?
if i get ganked by genetics and have a daughter one day, she is gonna have autistically high standards if i can help it.
>>28756157
Because gramps can't be held accountable for his actions on account of elderly senility.
Spank her bare and 'accidentally' rub her pussy.
Thank christ none of us will ever procreate.
>>28755722
Take her phone away and never pay for her to have a phone again. Then get her tubes tied.
>>28755722
I beat yesterday's combo on her
>>28756204
Why? It's a tool for communication and kids need to contact their parents, friends, emergency services, etc. You don't have to deprive them of that ability to keep them from becoming smartphone-obsessed sex addicts.
>>28755761
>>28755769
>>28755823
>>28755932
>>28756233
When we have fucking gay parents like these all over the place, no wonder the next generation will be the harbinger of degeneracy
I would smash her phone and tell my parents. They would then proceed to beat her ass.
>>28756263
well,
1. Im not black
and
2. Im white
So I'd say im pretty respectable.
>>28756473
>not explaining to your daughter how chad's going to fuck up her life by using her for lewds and sex and leaking them, and how deriving her market value from looks will make her a disownable waste of breath and a drain on society
I'd like to think I'd be a half-decent parent.
>>28756473
>giving your kid a talking to
>bad
I mean i could probably threaten to tell her friends that she brings over to watch out because of what she does on the couch. that would mess her up good.
>>28755722
i do nothing
i give no shits about the future of humanity and the next generation
>inb4 edgy
you're just playing along in a fools game
>>28756521
are you a rich white?
are you an chad engineer who lifts?
come on son, you gotta be more than white.
>>28755932
This. If I caught a young son consuming porn I'd talk to him too so he doesn't end up a limpdicked robot.
>>28756473
Ok so what would you do in this situation wise guy?
>>28755722
turn 360 degrees and leave the room
i wouldn't want any involvement
>>28755722
Get her a better phone. That flip phone isn't going to be taking any good quality photos.
I caught my 10yo sister taking selfies. I pimp slapped her and put her phone on top of the fridge.
I won't let her be a whore
>>28756570
sounds like he would molest her
>>28756555
>already calling me son
im 25 and work IT for the same highschool I graduated from, so I pretty much just tell kids to stop playing online games.
>>28755722
Make her delete the images on her phone and then confiscate it. I don't really care what she does on the couch but I will warn her not to take pictures. Also
>13 year old
>phone
???
Nothing.
If I annoy her she'll say I molested her and have me thrown in jail.
>>28756962
I think it's a norm these days.
confiscate the couch
>>28757001
I'm 26 and everyone had phones when I was 13.
I give her 30 bucks for a vibe, tell her pics are a no go and tell her to take that to her room.
>>28757040
26 as well.
I got mine when I was 14, but my dad drafted up some really draconian contract I had to sign defining my "rules" for using it.
Which was kinda silly since I was a bit of a recluse that only used it to call my parents to pick me up from school some days.
Even then cameraphones seemed kinda uncommon.
Not masturbating but this just happened today
>Go out to get chicken tendies cause I'm a fat fuck
>Sister decides to come into my hellhole of a room and fuck with things while I'm out
>She drinks what she believes to be a bottle of apple juice
>It's actually my piss
>She still doesn't know it was my piss.
I'm a little rattled right now. What if she keels over and fucking dies?
tell her she can get knee deep in legal bullshit for recording herself due to her age
and to tell her that whoever she was sending it to would be in just as much trouble
>>28757300
I doubt piss tastes anywhere close enough to apple juice for someone not to be able to tell the difference. Nice try though.
>>28757063
You'd have to order it on amazon. A 13 year old girl can't go out and buy a vibe from a store.
>>28757063
that's bretty hot anon
>>28757365
You think I'm lying but I swear to fucking god that I came home and my piss bottle was empty.
>>28756994
Nonsense, a girl would never do that to her daddy.
I don't want kids so I'll never end up in situations like this
>>28757401
She probably dumped it out in the toilet where it should have gone in the first place.
>>28755722
Report her for producing child porn
>>28756691
You should've pimped her out to make some $$$
>>28757385
>A 13 year old girl can't go out and buy a vibe from a store.
what? why?
Tell her to never put her face on those pics. And if she does, she is retarded and wont get any more money from me.
>>28757664
Stores that sell that kind of stuff require id.
Even if there was a place she could buy it, she would be too embarrassed to.
>>28756766
do you have good chad-genetics? ...son?
>>28755722
Slowly back out of the room, pack my bags, douse the home is gasoline, leave, and burn it.
>>28756473
You're right, the proper solution is clearly to put the kid in a chokehold
>>28758014
Why would you do that? She's acting pretty normally for girls her age these days actually.
>>28755722
Take away her phone for a certain period of time (a month perhaps) and explain exactly why what she did was wrong.
>>28755722
ARE YOU CRAZY? ARE YOU OUTTA YOUR MIND?
originel
>>28755722
Buy her a black dildo
>>28758500
She's a virgin though! She can play with her clit but she can't dildo her pussy because the hymen is in the way.
Well she's my daughter so I probably wouldn't get turned on but if I did I'd spank her naked and molest her, then I'd go to a pedophilia therapist to make sure I didn't hurt anymore kids in the future. If I didn't get turned on I'd explain to her that people could easily save her nudes without her knowing and spread them around school, or she could get charged with distributing cp even if she sends it to a minor, then I'd tell her if she gets in trouble or gets humiliated that its completely get own fault. If she continued to be stupid and one of those things happen then she'll just have to learn the hard way and I'll say "told you so."
>>28758561
>She's a virgin though!
That's what you think. Jamal as fucked her more times than you've had a hot meal.
13 year old girls should NOT be playing with themselves, makes me sick just thinking about it
>letting kid have cellphone
I did this to myself, I guess between now and when I have a 13 year old daughter, something must have made me retarded.
stop replying to bait
pedophiles are among the wost newcomers since the normy invasion, everyone can point at us and claim "see, I told you they were creeps"
>>28756436
>kids need to contact their parents, friends, emergency services, etc
No they don't.
Nobody NEEDS a cell phone.
>>28758696
>normie evasion
When was this?
>>28758622
One of my first memories is playing with myself after watching Elizabeth Hurley in Bedazzled. I must've been six.
Little girls masturbate. Sorry.
>>28758622
What? You thought about 13 year old girls playing with themselves? You're sick.
>>28758696
>newcomers
but that's--
>stop replying to bait
I'll fucking kill you
>>28755722
apologize and leave
later have a long and awkward conversation with her about how literally nobody will keep her pics private and the only person she can trust is herself
>>28756570
Beat her senseless, put a chastity cage on her, and lock her in the basement
I do not have a 13 year old daughter.
>>28759057
Now I'm never going to be able to get the image out of my head, awful.
Tell her to post them on /b/
>>28755932
>being a gentlemen and not taking this once in a lifetime opportunity to teacher her how to feel good
*tips fadora* You're such a gentleman
>>28760093
Learning to read Cyrillic has not helped explain any of this endless Slav hmm.
>>28760900
No. I was just very uncomfortable and kept rubbing and fidgeting because I didn't know what else to do. I didn't come close to orgasm until I was eight or so and discovered porn.
>>28755722
Tell her I hope she plans on sending it to every boy in Highschool to save the one guy she was planning on sending it to the effort.
>>28755722
Laugh in her face and then mock her when she comes crying about how he sent it to other folk.
Don't stop taking the piss. Refuse to help her.
Basically treat her like shit from that point onward, as though she were just some annoying thing living in my house.
>>28755722
Lament the fact that I failed as a father and that I should have listed to Stefan Molyneux about peaceful parenting.
Shouldn't have had so many non-arguments in my head.
>>28757385
Any drug store or pharmacy aisle of grocery store sells "massagers" for relief of "sore muscles". These are also conveniently water proof so that you may relieve soreness in the bath.
>>28761534
there are also electric toothbrushes
smash her phone and beat the fuck out of her
tell her that if i ever find out someone has nude pictures of her then she'll be homeless
hide my boner and bang my wife then later talk about how her daughter is on the same path as she was and if we should do something about it :^)
>>28755932
this is literally how you turn your daughter into a whore
the best thing to do is just to let her do her thing and hope she grows out of it
>>28755722
Have her arrested for creating child pornography. I'll not have such a degenerate in my god damn house.
>>28756473
Degeneracy is a meme.
