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>turn 19 today >Still a virgin Its over pals life doesnt
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>turn 19 today
>Still a virgin

Its over pals life doesnt get any better
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You are still a kid, life hasnt even started yet for you.
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>teenager thinks he has it hard cause waah no gf

You've experienced nothing yet. Fucking grow up.
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>>28755505
Does life begin after I get laid or smoke weed

I swear only the people who get laid my age smoke weed
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Lost my virginity at 21. You're still a long way from becoming a wizard.
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>Caring about still being a virgin
So stupid. I can understand not having a gf, maybe, but not having stuck your pee pee into a wet hole?

>But everyone else does it!
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>>28755485
>turned 18 in December
>thought the same shit
>Late April comes
>get Black and Hispanic GF
>Fucked at least 10 times already
Life gets better anon, just have more fun in social situations involving people other than your group of friends. Get out of your comfort zone and the bitches will flock to you
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Pathetic. You are 19 ffs. Stop crying about how you have not got laid yet. You are nothing more than an attention seeking narcissist at this point. At least wait until you are out of your teenage years before you start complaining.
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>>28755485
>just turned 19
>crying already

Don't worry OP, posting on this board is a surefire way to fix your life. See you in wizardom.
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Don't worry bro you have still plenty to suffer. Being a 19 yo virgin is nothing compared to being a 21 years old virgin or a 25 one.
Remember how you felt when you became a 16 years old virgin? It seems like you were such a kid back then, that it doesn't compare to the pain you're feeling now. Well, the pain you're feeling now doesn't compare to the pain you'll be feeling in three years. Brace yourself.
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>>28755485
As a fellow 19yo virgin, I hope you're just laughing this off instead of taking it seriously. The expectation that getting older with make it easier to get laid is bunk, good sir.

Best just to keep jerking it and be grateful you were born with arms, so you can at least do that much.
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