Tell me why I shouldn't kill myself.
>took a year off before college to do a few things (lose weight, learn foreign language, etc.)
>completely failed and lost all motivation
>got severe depression
>afraid to visit doctors because I think I have diabetes
>school is coming up and I don't think I'll succeed
Seriously, tell me what I have to live for.
If you agree that I should off myself, please tell me how to do it with the least pain/mess. I don't want some poor janitor to pay for my mistakes.
Quit being a pussy and live. Suicide is for weaklings.
Buy your self a gun (preferably shotgun) and ammo. If you don't have the resources to do that, I'd recommend hanging yourself.
Hope this helps :)
Think of all the anime and movies that are about to come out
>>28754699
Where would I go about getting a rope strong enough to hold me? How would I calculate it perfectly that it breaks my neck? I'm 260 pounds.
take a backpack, fill it with a few heavy textbooks, and suspend one strap from your neck
it will compress your carotid arteries, causing you to lose consciousness in 10-15 seconds, and causing death within 7 minutes
you might spasm a few minutes in though, so make sure you're set up in a way that the backpack won't come off if you do
>>28754721
Honestly the feeling of entertainment from media is fleeting and doesn't combat my depression.
>>28754730
In that case go to a tall building or bridge and jump. Your fat ass probably increases your chances of death
>>28754755
This sounds like it might actually work. How would I do this without standing and falling over?
>>28754766
That sounds extremely messy. Again, I don't want to traumatize anyone.
>>28754755
>>28754766
Combine these OP and your set for death
>>28754820
Thanks bro gonna try the backpack thing in a few hours. Wish me luck.
>>28754878
Record your death day speech to YouTube
>>28754878
make sure you have at least 10lbs of books in your backpack
you're just going to have to get clever with how to position your body
i would put a chair next to a bed, with my body on the bed, my head on the chair, and the backpack hanging from my neck in a gap between the two
>>28754648
>killing yourself before you can vote for Trump in the general election
At least wait a few months, anon. If you're not Burger Master Race :DDDDD, I'm so sorry. You probably should kill yourself.
>>28754820
OP. Please don't. You will one day be very happy that you didn't kill yourself. I promise you.
>>28754648
well i can tell you how to lose weight..
channel your self loathing into starvation mode. hit about 500-800 cals per day and you'll lose weight fast
people like us cant stick to healthy habits, so just abuse what you've got. high tolerance for self abuse and apathy
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>>28755093
Guys don't ruin our fun. It is his decision after all. Also he is a useless fat fuck that the world would be better without.
>>28754721
This helps me so far
Look bro suicide is not the option trust me on this I had a buddy try to commit suicide he failed it will get better do not do it please enlist in the military you will enter a brotherhood that will support you in ways I never thought it would trust me please don't do it
>>28755125
>don't ruin our fun
The future of this great nation is no mere trifle to sacrifice for fleeting, temporary 'fun'. Make America great again, or you're going to have to go back.
>>28754648
I'll just leave this right here.
This comment is original to the max
If you have a car, set up a grill full of charcoals in the back.
Get the charcoals burning, and lock yourself in the car with the grill, drugs and drink numb the pain of carbon monoxide poisoning, plus it's comfy if you like your car.
Remember to put a warning sign up in the window so you don't accidentally hurt anybody though and the right people vent it out and remove your body.
>>28754672
>>28754721
>>28755093
>>28755160
>>28755171
Let the man die
>>28755199
party time has already begun to dilute their helium with air, many other commercial enterprises are also following suit.
It's also worthy to mention that we're in the middle of a global helium shortage and the helium required to kill a human could have gone to much needed MRI machines, which cannot function without helium.
>>28755199
i'm weary of this image; i've heard a lot of hearsay that most helium tanks are now a mix of helium and oxygen due to the increase of suicides
nitrogen tanks would work too but i don't know how easy it is to get them
>>28755236
And let America's greatness die with 'him'?
>call yourself a man
>not doing your utmost in service to elect President Trump
I cannot fathom the shame.
>>28754648
Fuck man, im in my last year of highschool and im planning to take a year off aswell. I really hope i dont fall down the same path as you.
