Tard Stories
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ITT:
Post our best tard stories
I'll start
Robot memes
>Be tard
>In School Jail
>Primal urges awaken
>Instantly Spray shit from the bowels of my asshole onto nearest qt
>Clap hands as class goes beserk, trying to leave the room
>Principal busts in with a cattle prod
>Jabs me and I fall to the ground in a stupor, shit still spraying from my rectum
>Pass out
Walking by minding my own buissnes in school>
Hear screaming commotion in a classroom>
Bringing my nosy self I go to see what is happening>
I witness a mentally deranged boy screaming bloody murder>
Three teachers are trying to overpower this situation>
Boy picks up ball tries to throw it at them but fails>
In even more anger boy gets up and knocks over bookshelf>
More teachers arrived to the room putting boy in straight jacket and putting curtain over classroom door.>
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This is the most wrong way I have ever seen someone greentext.
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Funny meme
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BDSM Tortue Hotline ,e,e
>on bus
>smell something catostrophic
>find naked downs boy covered head to toe in his own shit
>go back to front of the bus ask driver if I can get off now.
>driver lets me off 2 blocks away from home
>as bus goes by I see Tard painting window with shit.
>just keep walking
bump
.jperino
It's not a tard story, but it's all I have right now
>be in elementary school
>5th grade
>there's a girl I like a fuck ton
>excited to see her every day
>hangout during recreation
>school year ends
>haven't seen her all summer
>middle school time
>go to bus stop
>oh fug shes at my bus stop
>we're riding the same bus everyday to school
>excited and nervous
>few weeks into the year
>get out of school
>hop on the bus before everyone else
>empty seats everywhere
>she's the second one to get on the bus
>oh fug she's gonna sit next to me
>she does
>eventually bus fills up
>we start our journey
>early into our pilgrimage to reach home
>"do you want to lay down? i'm tired"
>ohfuck.jpg
>play it cool
>i lay on my side against the seat
>she conforms her body to mine
>her ass is pressed up against my 13 year old dick
>happy, excited, nervous, every emotion
>start feeling sick out of fucking no where
>push her away and start gagging
>vomit all over the fucking floor
>bus reaches red light
>vomit travels to the front of the bus
>...........
>..........
>.....
>"Awww it's okay"
>get home
>cry
>never saw her again
I think that was her last day at that school, and she was trying to get close to me. Never saw her again after that day.
